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About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart
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I went in there yesterday askin about setting up another aquarium. She was new and seemed cool. She helped me for about 20 minutes. When the lights started going off like they were closing. I just said I'll come back tomorrow(today) and asked if she'd be working. She seemed kinda excited, I dunno, and stuck out her hand and introduced herself to me. She already knows I smoke 'cause I was tellin her I need a filter w/o an air bubbler cause I sometimes smoke cigs inside. The only other thing is that I have a kid. Hope that doesn't turn her off too much. Oh, and I have my son tonight so I can't ask "when do you get off tonight". Gotta set up hangin out another day.... I was just thinkin of askin her if shed like to hang out sometime or go somewhere with me. Havnt ask a chick out in years, but I GOT to get my dick wet besides my hand or a fatty so.... here goes


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I fucking hate grammer nazis! Yes, I can't spell. Yes, I don't have perfect grammer. I post from my phone and dont give a shit about people whose lifes are so boring they get off on putting people down for not having perfect fucking grammer, even though they know excactly what there saying.. Fuck You. It's just a ride mang...

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: huffinglue]
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:winning:


Hilarious post, good luck OP!


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: huffinglue] * 1
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Take advantage of all the fish-based innuendo you can make.


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: KremrBigSikter]
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Good luck in your endevour :raisemyglass:


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Gilgamesh18]
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Goodluck man.
I've also run into some cuties at the petsmart in my area.


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Acaterpillar]
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good luck brother:thumbup: :popcorn:


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: huffinglue]
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Let us know how it goes!


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: the mad machinest]
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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: huffinglue]
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Ask her to show you where she keeps the pussies.

:heytheresexy:

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: huffinglue]
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good luck with that..... :lol:

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: P-O]
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He won't need it.


I believe in you, "glue", give that lucky lady some home-made adhesive.

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle] * 4
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Go get her, OP.


like a boss bro


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Nifflerz]
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Fuck. She was busy as shit the whole time I was there. Didn't get to talk to her without 3 other customers asking her questions. I bought 2 filters that need to be changed every 3 weeks, and I didn't buy any replacement filters, haha. Guess ill try again in 3 weeks, or just stop in for some small items and some advice in a few. Oh well.

Guess it's time to try the cute asian chick at cvs, or the chick that kinda looks like rachel ray at another pet store. 3 prospects so far. The more the petter in this percentage game... and btw, these arnt just chicks I've bought shit from, well, they are, but we've had some pretty long conversations multiple times, so its not like I'm goin in blind really I guess. Just need some fucking pussy!!! Arrrgggggg!


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I fucking hate grammer nazis! Yes, I can't spell. Yes, I don't have perfect grammer. I post from my phone and dont give a shit about people whose lifes are so boring they get off on putting people down for not having perfect fucking grammer, even though they know excactly what there saying.. Fuck You. It's just a ride mang...

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
Go get her, OP.


like a boss bro


Dude your pictures crack me up every fucking time, A well deserved 5 :mushroom2: for you.


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: huffinglue]
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:sad:

You need to relax.



I don't know dude i wish i could give advice but i kind of just cave man my shit and either get slapped or fucked. One time i got punched in the face. It works on getting me to stop trying because i don't understand what "i have a boyfriend" means.

anyschwayssssss

Just don't give up and don't make "getting pussy" your goal, unless you want to pay for it.


You have to rub the little arabian bottle thingy nice and smooth before the genie comes out.

Just listen to Christina Aguilera, she knows what's up.

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle]
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"I have a boyfriend" usually doesn't mean shit, I've never met a girl that isn't willing to cheat unless they just got engaged or something. It seems like it's easier to fuck girls with a boyfriend because once they tell you they do they let their guard down.

But I feel kind of dickish going after a girl with a boyfriend and not letting up. But if she has one and is just down to fuck, I honestly can't resist.


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: volcomstoner]
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99.9% of the time it doesn't stop me.

I just jumped the gun and started touching on her butt.


I didn't stop trying after the punch and she warmed up to me but by getting punched in the face i figured she wasn't lying about the "bf" and i don't like breaking up relationships. Except when i do.

I'm human too, you know, sometimes you have to fold your hand.

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle]
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Hologram said:
99.9% of the time it doesn't stop me.

I just jumped the gun and started touching on her butt.


I didn't stop trying after the punch and she warmed up to me but by getting punched in the face i figured she wasn't lying about the "bf" and i don't like breaking up relationships. Except when i do.

I'm human too, you know, sometimes you have to fold your hand.



You sound like a person id commonly hear reffered to as a "creep" or "douche"


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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
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you sound like a person who gets cheated on :shrug:

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle]
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:lol: sad but true.


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