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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*

Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Tmethyl]
#18065009 - 04/05/13 10:54 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

This got me thinking about this diminutive little dude I went to elementary school with. When the Jackass craze was in full force a few of my friends convinced him to eat his own shit as a "stunt" I wonder what kind of fucked up fetish's little mans into now :rofl:

:rofl:

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Shins
Fun guy

Registered: 09/15/04
Posts: 16,337

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18065521 - 04/06/13 01:18 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

my sister told me goose poop was chocolate when i was like 3 and im told i scarfed that shit down and got mad when they tried to stop me.

should i be worried?

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LustyLocks

Registered: 01/10/12
Posts: 1,513
Loc: Mom's basement

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Shins]
#18065712 - 04/06/13 03:06 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Well, are you still eating goose poop these days?

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spoonbomb

Registered: 10/16/10
Posts: 2,058
Last seen: 10 years, 11 months

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: LustyLocks]
#18067945 - 04/06/13 04:26 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I wish you the best in your strength/sex ambitions, but I have to say for all the guys here it would be a shame if you turned your hot body into a manly one.

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Sheekle
FREE BURKE

Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Tmethyl]
#18068748 - 04/06/13 07:38 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Tmethyl said:

Feels good getting that out in the open doesn't it Brenda.

:rofl:

hahahahah

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Anonymous #1

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Crystal G]
#18068800 - 04/06/13 07:45 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

so have you crossed beastiality off the list yet?..

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The5thElement
Smile Friends :)

Registered: 07/01/12
Posts: 4,675
Loc: Canada

Last seen: 9 years, 9 months

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#18069690 - 04/06/13 10:53 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

It's almost Sunday Crystal, what happened this weekend ! ! !

:lol:

:lol:

I need more of your awesome tales.

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Crystal G

Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 3 years, 4 months

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: The5thElement]
#18070636 - 04/07/13 05:38 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

The5thElement said:

It's almost Sunday Crystal, what happened this weekend ! ! !

I need more of your awesome tales.

Dude i have some fucking sick shit to tell u guys lol. but im coming down off mushrooms and at this guys house and phones about to die with no charger. tell u allllllll about it tomorrow lololol

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Beanhead
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Registered: 10/11/08
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Loc: Geospatial inversion.
Last seen: 6 years, 1 month

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Crystal G]
#18070973 - 04/07/13 08:28 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Crystal G(HB) :heart:

:heart:

Crossdressed then fucked her anal... that's about as funky as it gets for me.

Don't start a roid cycle, work out for atleast a year :crankey:

:crankey:

Edited by Beanhead (04/07/13 09:20 AM)

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Ballerium
Little Black Spot on the Sun

Registered: 10/03/10
Posts: 11,025
Loc: GA

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Beanhead]
#18071065 - 04/07/13 09:03 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck I am almost in tears after reading this thread. This is just what I needed, keep the stories coming! :rofl:

:rofl:

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The5thElement
Smile Friends :)

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Posts: 4,675
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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Ballerium]
#18072273 - 04/07/13 02:24 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Im considering doing a cycle of anavar...

I have a buddy who manufactures it and supplies a lot of people.

Probably in a month or two I'll try a cycle or two, or three, or four.....

:lol:

:lol:

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shparky
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Registered: 04/07/13
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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: The5thElement]

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#18072999 - 04/07/13 04:31 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Try to avoid sex on the second floor cause he looks like he could do some structural damage.

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Ballerium
Little Black Spot on the Sun

Registered: 10/03/10
Posts: 11,025
Loc: GA

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: shparky]
#18073179 - 04/07/13 05:17 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:lmafo:

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Pinkus_Trip

Registered: 02/23/11
Posts: 492

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Ballerium]
#18074497 - 04/07/13 10:14 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:freshwtf:

This tread was ......hummmm........just let the lil Christian boy go free :facepalm:

:facepalm:

.....That made me sad :sad:

:sad:

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sprinkles
otd president

Registered: 10/13/12
Posts: 21,557
Loc: washington state

Last seen: 1 month, 9 days

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Pinkus_Trip]
#18074551 - 04/07/13 10:25 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

You. shock. me. And I love it!

You're the most entertaining person on the shroomery IMO.

:thumbup:

:thumbup:

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Crystal G

Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Ballerium]

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#18074622 - 04/07/13 10:35 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Aight aight, so CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, yo!!! :lol:

:lol:

So one of my best bro's and I were frying face on mushrooms and soma's last night. And this dude is seriously like one of my best bro's hands down, we met in rehab 2 years ago, FUNNIEST FUCKING DUDE I've ever met. He is literally like the male version of me. He's a motherfucking roid-using, ex-crackhead, ex-junkie, hilarious-ass RAGER!!!!! Biggest scumbag ever, too, he's perfect for me. :lol:

:lol:

Has the same fucked-up ass sense of humor, parties like a wild child. Does shit like goes to raves in Vegas, and will blow all his money on an 8-ball of coke and buy tranny hookers and get his asshole fisted. :rofl2:

:rofl2:

LMFAO!!!!!!

Seriously, we have the most EPIC bromance ever. We're planning to go on a roids cycle together and tearing shit up getting roid rage everywhere we go with us and all this shit. We've gotten sooo drug-fucked together and been in soooo many MFM threesomes together I can't even count. But we keep it fucking real man, we're fucking bro's, we show each other the people we're banging off PlentyOfFish and fucking DIE laughing our asses off at some of the sideshow freaks we've banged. :laugh2:

:laugh2:

Then we laugh our asses off again at what scumbag pieces of shit we are. :lol:

:lol:

So anyway, he lives in this really nice, wealthy, preppy suburban area, the kind of place that is so boring everything shuts down at 9PM, and cops actually write tickets for jaywalking cause they have nothing better to do. And we're just walking miles and miles around the streets of the suburbs at 4 in the morning, in just our pajamas and socks high as fuck on mushrooms, bumping dubstep and dirty house and dancing in the streets like fucking lunatics, looking sketch as shit. :lol:

:lol:

We're just shooting the shit and talking about random stuff, and I started opening up and mentioned, "You know bro, I'm so sorry I couldn't hang out with you for the longest time. We were sooooo fucking tight and chill and perfect together, and I let my ex get in between us. He thought that you were a bad influence on me and would get PISSED whenever I went to go hang out with you."

He was like, "What do you mean I'm a bad influence? I'm a great influence on people. I influence people to do drugs and get DTF all the time!" :lol:

:lol:

Me: "LMFAO!!!!!! No seriously, when you were telling me that story about the tranny hooker, I was sooooooo fucking jealous, man. I was in a relationship and couldn't do anything at the time, but I was living vicariously through you, because I wanted to fucking do that shit soooooo bad with you!"

Then, he comes up with a BRILLIANT idea, his eyes fucking TWINKLING: "CRYSTAL!!!! WE NEED TO GO IN ON A FUCKING TRANNY HOOKER TOGETHER AND TAG-TEAM THE SHIT OUT OF HER!!!!!!!! YOU WANNA DO IT?!?!?!!? LET'S FUCKING DO IT!!!!!"

Immediately I was like, "Hell YEAH LET'S FUCKING DO IT!!!!! I got your back, no homo though brah!" :rofl2:

:rofl2:

We both got soooo excited, we started RAGING like fucking animals and ran all the way back to his house screaming and howling complete gibberish at the top of our lungs.

So, I talked to him about it today while we were barbecuing the day after we sobered up, and we've decided that we are both going to go trolling for tranny hookers as soon as we get paid and can both afford that shit. :lol:

:lol:

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!!! Now, check THIS shit out...

So this fucking HOT-ASS bodybuilder chick hit me up on OkCupid... and I'm totally going to fucking NAIL HER, dude. Check out her fucking hot-ass body, man!!!

Dude, I don't give a FUCK, I consider myself straight, but I HAVE TO FUCKING TRY THAT SHIT AT LEAST ONCE!!!!!!!! AT LEAST JUST ONCE LET ME RAIL A BUFF-ASS CHICK BEFORE I DIE GOD, PLEASE!!!!!!!

I mean,it says I'm straight in my online profile, but... whatever, fuck, it's only gay if you look them in the eyes, right? :rofl2:

:rofl2:

:awesome:

Edited by Crystal G (04/07/13 10:48 PM)

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Pinkus_Trip

Registered: 02/23/11
Posts: 492

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Crystal G]
#18074667 - 04/07/13 10:44 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:eek:

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LustyLocks

Registered: 01/10/12
Posts: 1,513
Loc: Mom's basement

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Pinkus_Trip]

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#18074740 - 04/07/13 10:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What the hell is a person supposed to even say about something like that?

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Crystal G

Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 3 years, 4 months

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: LustyLocks]
#18074770 - 04/07/13 11:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Claybuddy said:

What the hell is a person supposed to even say about something like that?

They're supposed to laugh their asses off and be envious at what a sick fuck I am, duh, what else? :rofl2:

:rofl2:

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Ballerium
Little Black Spot on the Sun

Registered: 10/03/10
Posts: 11,025
Loc: GA

Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out?

[Re: Crystal G]

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#18074792 - 04/07/13 11:04 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Envious not so much, but I definitely laughed my ass off reading this thread all day today at work. :rofldrunk:

:rofldrunk:

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