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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Crystal G]
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:lol::awesurprise:

JESUS CHRIST.

FUCK YOU ARE FUNNY!

:ass2mouth:  :wellholyshit:

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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Tmethyl]
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Tmethyl said:
Crystals getting serious.

:justcantwait:



Patiently waiting for the lulz.

*eats popcorn*


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
The5thElement said:
:popcorn:


waiting for the gorilla report  :grin:


Man, you guys have gotta give me at least a week to complete this. I've got work and shit, and I'm supposed to see at least 2 more guys this weekend. It's tough work juggling guys you know, I've got a schedule and shit! :crankey:

Don't worry though, I'm making the gorilla my top priority. :lol:

So far, we've been instant messaging it up on Facebook and flirting a lot. He mentions that he's really excited to see me, so I know it's going to happen. :awesome:

And when I DO go fuck him, I'mma be like ".......sooooo hook it up with summa that human growth hormone." :lol:


:awedisgust:

And to think you might be somenes wife someday :lol: at least I don't have to fuck you or eat out your pussy.



I am curious about the gorilla guy though :popcorn: both you guys are quality freak shows :cheers:


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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Ive been keeping up on this thread might as well post to follow.

:resignednonacceptance:


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
And don't worry guys, I'll post pictures of my huge-ass clit once it starts growing into a full-fledged wiener. :lol:



If it wasn't the shroomery, it'd be weird for me to say thsi, but Crystal - I've already seen your swoll-ass clit.


hahahahaha




edit:  for clarification, i believe you once posted a pic of it all swolled up from meth or some shit.  i just remember thinking "damn that shits'a'poppin'"

Edited by memes (04/04/13 05:48 PM)

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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: memes] * 1
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Bang!  You got me!  I'm now so grossed out I may hurl the crab bisque and brae I had for dinner.  Licking fingers of shit?  Come on now.  Humans don't do that.

God, I'm such a square by comparison.

What happened to good old fashioned sexual encounters for fun with people you find interesting who aren't rolling freak shows?

Okay, you can start laughing at me now, but...

THIS SHIT IS GOING ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORDS!!! WTF!!! :kingcrankey:


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
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Crystal G said:
And don't worry guys, I'll post pictures of my huge-ass clit once it starts growing into a full-fledged wiener. :lol:



:whateveryousayfreak:


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Almond Flour]
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Almond Flour said:
And to think you might be somenes wife someday :lol: at least I don't have to fuck you or eat out your pussy.



Everyone knows you really wish you could change her into your perfect wife material


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Everlong] * 1
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She already IS the perfect wife. Wachoo talkin' 'bout?

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Crystal G]
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Just be careful growing a beard, it seems plausible with steroids but I know nothing about them really. But if your trying to become the hulk what harm could a beard do.

Edited by brokentv (04/05/13 02:47 AM)

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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: brokentv] * 1
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Anonymous said:
Just be careful growing a beard, it seems plausible with steroids but I know nothing about them really. But if your trying to become the hulk what harm could a beard do.


Fool I'm on Test 180 now, and already I can see my tits starting to shrink a little bit. My tits are going to shrink, I'm going to get facial hair, bacne, 4 inch cock, the works bruh. :lol: I'm halfway to turning into the tranny I always wanted to be! :rofl2:

People will ask me what's up with my strong-ass jawline and I'll be like, "IT'S FO' SUCKIN A MEAN DICK, MUDDAFUKKAAA!!!!!" :lol:

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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Crystal G]
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Lol crystal G you make the best threads.

That roid monkey...

:gonnaneedmyglasses:


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Tmethyl]
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Tmethyl said:
She already IS the perfect wife. Wachoo talkin' 'bout?

:canthelpbutlaugh:


Awwwwwwww I'm flattered. :heart: Nice to know there are guys that appreciate brutally crass women out there. :lol: But I am definitely not interested in getting tied down right now, at least not for a while. Enjoying my freedom and the single life too much. When that time comes though, you'll definitely be the first to know! :awesome:

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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal you are a trip!


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Tmethyl said:
She already IS the perfect wife. Wachoo talkin' 'bout?

:canthelpbutlaugh:


Awwwwwwww I'm flattered. :heart: Nice to know there are guys that appreciate brutally crass women out there. :lol: But I am definitely not interested in getting tied down right now, at least not for a while. Enjoying my freedom and the single life too much. When that time comes though, you'll definitely be the first to know! :awesome:


I only find it semi-gross (I'm sure you won't take it personally) that your dream is to turn into a tranny, because I'd sex you as a full female (before steroids etc).  Not to say I'm against your dream, in fact I applaud you, but I just wouldn't want to anymore.  But that won't stop you!  Your personality and "take what you want" attitude is something I find reallyyyyy awesome in women.  Most females are girls about that sorta stuff... not you. :flowers:

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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Crystal G]
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Feels good getting that out in the open doesn't it Brenda.


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Tmethyl]
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Gorilla sex and shitty fingers! This is one helluva thread.
I saw a shit eating porn once on accident when I was 12 or 13. In computer class. It was a lady shitting and a guy rubbing it all over her ass and his face and licking it and such. The whole time he just kept saying things like, "mmmm shit" or "I love shit". And now it's forever burned into my memory. To each their own and all that good stuff, but How could someone want to or even like to eat shit?!?!

:cannotunsee:


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: LustyLocks]
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I've wondered the same thing Clay, I just tell myself "Must be an acquired taste" :rofl2:


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: Tmethyl]
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:lmafo: Or maybe you just wake up one day and think "god damn today would be a good day to try some shit!" :rofl2:


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Re: Ever Fucked Anybody to Satiate Some Sick Fetish & Fantasy, or Gross Yourself Out? [Re: LustyLocks]
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God I hope that day never comes.. for me. :uhoh:


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