Acidic_Sloth said:

jesus fuck! duckface.


i puked a little in my mouth. seriously, it's like he's covered in tumors. i think this arms are probably as big or bigger than your torso, G. oh, god, i just puked a little again.



at least i had tikka masala for dinner....

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Tikka masala is the shit!

And I know; his arm is seriously like the size of my torso. It's going to be sooooooo fucking nasty!!!!!! It's going to be fucking terrifying having him on top of me... OMG I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!! LOL

Tmethyl said:

You're fucking hilarious CG. I LOL'ed.
I've personally never done anything like this, or what you've described, but who cares, do what you want.

You remind me of what I would act like, if I were female.

Good luck not getting crushed by this beast. Hope you enjoy.
Would you be kind enough to write a 'gorrilla report' when you're finished with him?

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Of course! I will write an in-depth report about the 300lb gorilla, starting from the bulging veins in his dick that are probably as fat as my fingers, to possibly massaging his prostate, and if I get lucky we'll both be high as fuck on GHB so we can work out the same muscle groups the next day.

Jordy said:

Not me personally, but a couple of mates played the decade game a little while ago. The idea is that these guys go out and get laid but each one has to go a decade older each time.
E.g. One of the guys sleeps with a chick in her 30's, the other then has to sleep with a chick in her 40's.

One of them ended up sleeping with a woman in her late 60's. Hearing his vivid description of the old lady was enough to make me never look at him the same again.

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LOL!!!!!! When my best bro was on roids, he said that he got soooo raging horny and desperate for pussy this one time, that he fucked his 65 year old weed delivery lady. He said the pussy stank was soooo awful and fumigated the entire car, and it was so bad that he actually vomited halfway through the sex.... then kept going.

Crystal G said:

He said the pussy stank was soooo awful and fumigated the entire car, and it was so bad that he actually vomited halfway through the sex.... then kept going.

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Then.. kept.. going.

cherry_darling said:

Ha, I shall have to live vicariously through your sexual conquests Crystal G, as I have been living the wife life for 6 years this month lol.......best story I have is when I was working at a household name insurance company in IT Operations, one of the dorkiest mousiest guys I've ever seen starts sending me dirty IM's.  I, of course, being also somewhat depraved, am talking to him to see where it goes, even though he was the total opposite body type I'm attracted to - I love tall lean & slim, he was very short, almost my height and total nerditorium.

He was real into humiliation, getting peed on, and shit eating.  He would ask me to go to the bathroom at work, take a shit, wipe my finger on my ass, then meet him in the elevator, where we would both get in and he would suck the shit off my finger.  I can't tell you how many times I took this guy home and pissed and shit on him.  I figured why not, it's better to be the giver than the receiver in this particular circumstance

Strangely enough (or not strange in his case) we never had actual sex.  He did watch me fuck another guy while he sat in the corner and I verbally abused him telling him how little his dick was compared to dude I'm fucking, then eat that guy's cum out of me....whatever floated his boat.  Ahh, memories.  Carry on!

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This is why I love this site. Thank you Cherry. Very intriguing.

cherry_darling said:

Ha, I shall have to live vicariously through your sexual conquests Crystal G, as I have been living the wife life for 6 years this month lol.......best story I have is when I was working at a household name insurance company in IT Operations, one of the dorkiest mousiest guys I've ever seen starts sending me dirty IM's.  I, of course, being also somewhat depraved, am talking to him to see where it goes, even though he was the total opposite body type I'm attracted to - I love tall lean & slim, he was very short, almost my height and total nerditorium.

He was real into humiliation, getting peed on, and shit eating.  He would ask me to go to the bathroom at work, take a shit, wipe my finger on my ass, then meet him in the elevator, where we would both get in and he would suck the shit off my finger.  I can't tell you how many times I took this guy home and pissed and shit on him.  I figured why not, it's better to be the giver than the receiver in this particular circumstance

Strangely enough (or not strange in his case) we never had actual sex.  He did watch me fuck another guy while he sat in the corner and I verbally abused him telling him how little his dick was compared to dude I'm fucking, then eat that guy's cum out of me....whatever floated his boat.  Ahh, memories.  Carry on!

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Whilst I am not into any of what he was into, I must give you accolades for helping men live out sexual fantasies. The world needs more women like you Cherry

Jordy said:

cherry_darling said:

Ha, I shall have to live vicariously through your sexual conquests Crystal G, as I have been living the wife life for 6 years this month lol.......best story I have is when I was working at a household name insurance company in IT Operations, one of the dorkiest mousiest guys I've ever seen starts sending me dirty IM's.  I, of course, being also somewhat depraved, am talking to him to see where it goes, even though he was the total opposite body type I'm attracted to - I love tall lean & slim, he was very short, almost my height and total nerditorium.

He was real into humiliation, getting peed on, and shit eating.  He would ask me to go to the bathroom at work, take a shit, wipe my finger on my ass, then meet him in the elevator, where we would both get in and he would suck the shit off my finger.  I can't tell you how many times I took this guy home and pissed and shit on him.  I figured why not, it's better to be the giver than the receiver in this particular circumstance

Strangely enough (or not strange in his case) we never had actual sex.  He did watch me fuck another guy while he sat in the corner and I verbally abused him telling him how little his dick was compared to dude I'm fucking, then eat that guy's cum out of me....whatever floated his boat.  Ahh, memories.  Carry on!

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Whilst I am not into any of what he was into, I must give you accolades for helping men live out sexual fantasies. The world needs more women like you Cherry

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Ha, I've always been a team player   I think someone liking you enough to want to literally eat your shit can't be considered anything but the ultimate flattery!

cherry_darling said:

Ha, I shall have to live vicariously through your sexual conquests Crystal G, as I have been living the wife life for 6 years this month lol.......best story I have is when I was working at a household name insurance company in IT Operations, one of the dorkiest mousiest guys I've ever seen starts sending me dirty IM's.  I, of course, being also somewhat depraved, am talking to him to see where it goes, even though he was the total opposite body type I'm attracted to - I love tall lean & slim, he was very short, almost my height and total nerditorium.

He was real into humiliation, getting peed on, and shit eating.  He would ask me to go to the bathroom at work, take a shit, wipe my finger on my ass, then meet him in the elevator, where we would both get in and he would suck the shit off my finger.  I can't tell you how many times I took this guy home and pissed and shit on him.  I figured why not, it's better to be the giver than the receiver in this particular circumstance

Strangely enough (or not strange in his case) we never had actual sex.  He did watch me fuck another guy while he sat in the corner and I verbally abused him telling him how little his dick was compared to dude I'm fucking, then eat that guy's cum out of me....whatever floated his boat.  Ahh, memories.  Carry on!

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I'm sorry, but this has to be one of the greatest, most fucking epic stories I have ever read in my entire 4 years of using the shroomery. Being so baked while reading it made it even that much better.

Thank you for sharing this.




For the lulz I asked some girl outside a bar to suck my dick for $100.

The5thElement said:

waiting for the gorilla report 

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