This thread would make a really really good day time movie.
A extreme interenet nerd playing a online game married to a woman for 10 years on the game, never meeting, then she tells him she is dyeing in real life. he uses his extreme interenet hacker skills to track down his wife in real life, finds out his wife is not really dyeing at all but is a 39 year old married man with children!
He becomes enraged and makes the long journey to his "wifes" house. Breaks in, catches the man alone, attacks him and ties him up. The mans wife and kids later come home that night ater the kids soccer game. They come inside and find their beloved dad/husband tied up to a chair. Then a hairy 300 pound man wearing nothing but a lion skin thong busts out of a door holding a pistol screaming, "THAT MAN WAS MY WIFE FOR 10 YEARS!!! THAT MAN WAS MY WIFE FOR 10 YEARS!!!" then shoots and kills all of them
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