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MOTH
Wild Woman

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle

Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

#13532271 - 11/23/10 08:34 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I am really not surprised.

Quote:

Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

edit:

I must be sick in the head because I felt disappointed when I realized this article is fake.

Edited by MOTH (11/23/10 08:48 PM)

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bryguy27007
Cosmonaut

Registered: 01/26/08
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Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: MOTH]
#13532284 - 11/23/10 08:37 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:eek:

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Doc_T
Random Dude

Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 42,395
Loc: Colorado

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: MOTH]
#13532286 - 11/23/10 08:37 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Read that last paragraph:

Quote:

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

I'm tempted to call BS right here.

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smack
Observer

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 5,600
Loc: Land of the Ice and Snow

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: MOTH]
#13532292 - 11/23/10 08:38 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

This was coming a long time ago.

Plus this validates everyone's fear of those fucking scanners. Fuck, I would have all body scanners removed right now if I could.

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Lion
Decadent Flower Magnate

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Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: MOTH]
#13532295 - 11/23/10 08:38 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

That's definitely a joke article, but it wouldn't be surprising if it did happen.

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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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MOTH
Wild Woman

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: Lion]
#13532306 - 11/23/10 08:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Lion said:

That's definitely a joke article, but it wouldn't be surprising if it did happen.

I suppose it could be, designed to highlight a possible obscene scenario.

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smack
Observer

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 5,600
Loc: Land of the Ice and Snow

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: Doc_T]
#13532307 - 11/23/10 08:40 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Doc_T said:

Read that last paragraph:

Quote:

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

I'll take the privacy until they find a way to find a bomb without jacking off at me.

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[Re: Doc_T]
#13532311 - 11/23/10 08:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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smack
Observer

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 5,600
Loc: Land of the Ice and Snow

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: smack]
#13532319 - 11/23/10 08:42 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

nvm, one of the site's other articles.

Quote:

Waterboarding to be Introduced For 2012 Olympics

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SleepyF0x
I bleed nicotine...

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Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: z_x_x_z]
#13532329 - 11/23/10 08:43 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:pedobear:

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MOTH
Wild Woman

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: smack]
#13532332 - 11/23/10 08:44 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

smack said:

nvm, one of the site's other articles.

Quote:

Waterboarding to be Introduced For 2012 Olympics

Sorry guys...I got a little excited at the thought of TSA agents masturbating and jumped the gun. I think this article is designed to provoke amusement.

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smack
Observer

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 5,600
Loc: Land of the Ice and Snow

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: MOTH]
#13532355 - 11/23/10 08:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

The fact we thought it was true says a lot though.

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Enigma of Ankou
Realist

Registered: 09/20/10
Posts: 1,340

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: MOTH]
#13532361 - 11/23/10 08:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Perverts Flocking to American Airports for TSA Groping

Guiz we have to protest these scanners perverts are using our tax dollars to get themselves off

Quote:

"People usually pay good money for this shit. I'm about to get my junk rubbed by a TSA bull dyke with an attitude. That turns me on so much that I think I'm gonna bust my chops right now," Harold Winkleman, a perverted man from Louisiana told Fox News, just before entering the TSA search zone.

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Lion
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Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: MOTH]
#13532366 - 11/23/10 08:48 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I'd like to masturbate all over the TSA and its lame new policy. And then all over that netball team. :quagmire:

:quagmire:

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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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r_o_ry
Stranger

Registered: 10/02/10
Posts: 122
Loc: Canada

Last seen: 15 years, 2 months

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: smack]
#13532386 - 11/23/10 08:50 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Ballerium
Little Black Spot on the Sun

Registered: 10/03/10
Posts: 11,025
Loc: GA

Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: MOTH]
#13532390 - 11/23/10 08:51 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

MOTH said:

I got a little excited at the thought of TSA agents masturbating

:smilingpuppy:

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zergroz

Registered: 09/27/10
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Re: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

[Re: Ballerium]
#13532421 - 11/23/10 08:55 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

ROFL, that quote at end makes me think of NationStates... anyone know what im talking about

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