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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in?
    #4296800 - 06/14/05 10:59 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Come on strokers....it's time to come squeaky clean.

For me it was in my Grandmother's bathroom.

I've also done it in road-side rest stops too.


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4296804 - 06/14/05 11:00 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Side of my house one night while I was drunk.


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4296807 - 06/14/05 11:01 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

at my friends house when he was sleeping....it was the damn computer porn


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #4296816 - 06/14/05 11:02 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
at my friends house when he was sleeping....it was the damn computer porn




I've done that too. I also did it off of my grandmother's balcony.


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4296827 - 06/14/05 11:04 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Junior High Bathroom


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: Noetical]
    #4296832 - 06/14/05 11:05 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

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noeticbuzz said:
Junior High Bathroom




Same here,  Had to rub one out before class...All those hot girls :smile:


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4296836 - 06/14/05 11:05 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

:sperm:


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4296841 - 06/14/05 11:07 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

<---not drunk enough to answer this question right now


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: TheDudeAbides]
    #4296871 - 06/14/05 11:16 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

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noeticbuzz said:
Junior High Bathroom




Same here,  Had to rub one out before class...All those hot girls :smile:




:lol:

are you serious?

hm.. I don't think I've ever jerked off somewhere embarrassing.


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4296898 - 06/14/05 11:23 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

My room

:stonedjerk:


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: Chazzersize]
    #4296939 - 06/14/05 11:34 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

It would have to be a toss up (:lol:) between
1) bathroom @ work
2) driving down the road
3) top bunk, in a full 4 man room (@ nite), while in the army

:penis:  :stonedjerk:


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4296958 - 06/14/05 11:38 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

In the bathroom of a store.


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: niteowl]
    #4296964 - 06/14/05 11:39 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

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2) driving down the road





Oh yeah, I've done that one before. Something about whacking it while going 70 in a 50 MPH zone just made it much better.


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4296967 - 06/14/05 11:40 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

I used to not have to do regular math (just write the tests) because I was already doing high school math so I had to occupy myself for 70 and well one time ...  :stonedjerk:


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: niteowl]
    #4296995 - 06/14/05 11:44 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

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2) driving down the road






Oh Shit...I forgot to mention that one. I just wacked off while driving a week ago or so. I was going 75 down the interstate and I finished in my Subway sub bag.


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4297022 - 06/14/05 11:49 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Possibly a tent while I had a friend sleeping next to me when I was 14.

Or in middle school. Never done it any places really exotic, and I think I'd be a bit hesitant to do it while driving.


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4297038 - 06/14/05 11:52 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

what if someone in a truck drives by?


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4297042 - 06/14/05 11:53 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

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what if someone in a truck drives by?



Just make sure you are the one in the truck....
*tries to decide if he just gave away too much info*


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4297046 - 06/14/05 11:54 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

YOU'VE DONE IT


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Re: What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4297058 - 06/14/05 11:56 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

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what if someone in a truck drives by?




I was wearing a sweatshirt so I could easily do a cover-up maneuver if I needed to.


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