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OfflineSilven
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Registered: 08/30/04
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: DF2K]
    #3437184 - 12/02/04 11:58 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

No, so that you're better than everyone else, and also if you donate over $500,000 to our church, God will be sure to make your part of heaven extra nice.  Even more heavenish than he does those other common.. things.. that aren't part of our church.

So, uh, put another dollar in my.. err.. god's collection basket and pass it over here.  I'll be sure to deliver it to him myself so that you can rest assured he gets it and no CRIMINAL STEALS IT FROM YOU BY LYING TO YOU.

... sometimes I get carried away. :smile:


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InvisibleTODAY
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Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Silven]
    #3437639 - 12/02/04 01:25 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Silven said:
Heh, so those evil bastards are the ones who turn our wives against us after that diamond's on their finger! All my married friends and even my own step-dad warn me to not get married, that everything stops. You have sex on a schedule if at all, like one saturday a month, two sundays a year. Something like the national guard, only less. And as far as head goes, fuck, scratch that off your list unless you can reach it yourself.

Damn the christians.




lol lol lol lol, that's some shit to take to heart!!


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InvisibleJim
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Registered: 04/07/04
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: TODAY]
    #3769022 - 02/11/05 10:08 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:  how did I miss this thread?


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641
Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Jim]
    #3769048 - 02/11/05 10:16 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe you were busy masturbating? :stonedjerk:


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InvisibleJim
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3769070 - 02/11/05 10:21 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

:shrug:

hey... you never know :wink:


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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InvisibleBoom
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Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Jim]
    #3769387 - 02/11/05 11:39 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I kinda sorta miss Super Blunt and his wacky shenanigans. :frown:


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Registered: 11/29/04
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Boom]
    #3769413 - 02/11/05 11:44 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Wacky shenanigans like ripping people off? Yeah, it sucks not having that guy around...


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Offlinejuende
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Registered: 02/20/04
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Silven]
    #3769423 - 02/11/05 11:45 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Silven said:
Loosifa this doesn't apply to women.  I support womanly masturbation 100%, keep up the good work. :thumbup:








hahaha. HAHAHAHA. oh ....

this article is crazy but i could see a old friend of mine trying to follow this.. tee hee. silly kids


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Offlinejuende
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: juende]
    #3769429 - 02/11/05 11:46 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

hahaha.. womanly.. i didn't see that. well theres yer loop hole.



masterbate like a womyn. woot!


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: juende]
    #3769484 - 02/12/05 12:01 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

You mean with a showerhead?


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Offlinejuende
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3769488 - 02/12/05 12:03 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

electrode said:
You mean with a showerhead?




hahah. of course not.. er.. um.. yeah. wait. uh *runs away. yelling i'm dirty, i'm dirty*


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Invisibleblissedout
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Registered: 11/11/04
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3769506 - 02/12/05 12:10 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)



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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: blissedout]
    #3769520 - 02/12/05 12:14 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

That's funny.... everytime I masturbate, I kill a kitten, too.


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OfflinePathos
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3769740 - 02/12/05 01:31 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

electrode said:
That's funny.... everytime I masturbate, I kill a kitten, too.



One usually leads to the other


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Pathos]
    #3769741 - 02/12/05 01:32 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, tell me about it. My girlfriends getting tired of all these mangled kitties everywhere.


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Offlinebeejay
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Registered: 10/03/04
Posts: 2,601
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Pathos]
    #3769744 - 02/12/05 01:34 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

How did Dildo heads thread get back out of solitary confinement? I got so excited when I saw silvens avatar. I thought maybe he was back. man I miss that guy. Come back Silven. Superblunt was a herpes infested cum bubble of a puppet. Im glad hes gone... he did give me a 5 shroom rating though. Wierd! He still a dill weed.


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: beejay]
    #3769756 - 02/12/05 01:38 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

beejay, check yer ratings.


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Offlinebeejay
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3769775 - 02/12/05 01:41 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

thank you good sir. you da man now dawg :in best drunkin sean conery accent:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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OfflineLocus
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3770309 - 02/12/05 07:53 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

masturbation is natural :smile: all good i say! onward ho!

you could think about your mom's tits and cunt for a while or something and see if that helps you out with cutting down though, unless you like that sort of thing.


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"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



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InvisibleMerkin
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3770328 - 02/12/05 08:05 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I've read this before somewhere. where? ~


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