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Silven


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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Loosifa]
#3427701 - 11/30/04 12:37 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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Loosifa said: Do you reckon if we all knocked one out together whilst tripping, it would be a cosmic circle jerk?

Perhaps there would be so much sexual energy in one small area that we could summon up the Gods of the universe and figure out the meaning of life..
Or.. perhaps we would just wake the neighbors with all the moaning and screaming. Either way, it'd be pretty funny.
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Loosifa]
#3427705 - 11/30/04 12:38 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's pretty tough for me to get off while tripping, but you may be on to something lossifa. I often wonder at any given time how many people in the world are in the throws of an orgasm
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Mushit]
#3427717 - 11/30/04 12:40 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Im sorry Timmy, we can't play wiffle ball together anymore. See, you just jerk it too much and I'm trying to quit so my soul can be saved."
HAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA!! 
man i been busting up throughout this whole thread, im sad to have the laughter end at this last post *snicker*
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: ]
#3427731 - 11/30/04 12:43 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol, the reason i took so long to reply wasnt because i was jerkin it quick, i swear!
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Silven


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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: ]
#3427770 - 11/30/04 12:55 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kottonmouth wrote:
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lol, the reason i took so long to reply wasnt because i was jerkin it quick, i swear!
Admit your addiction or be prepared to face the power of the United States Justice System!
Today masturbation was included in substance control as a Schedule I drug. Those currently addicted are allowed access to rehab by dialing our newly set-up toll free number.
1-800-No-Jerkn
We look forward to helping our citizens through this crisis, but anyone found to be violating the new scheduling will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
Your President,
George Dubble-Yuh
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Silven]
#3427843 - 11/30/04 01:13 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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im fucked.
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Super_Blunt
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: ]
#3427923 - 11/30/04 01:34 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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masturbation is for the weak.
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Super_Blunt]
#3428007 - 11/30/04 01:57 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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Super Blunt, I must say that if someone is going to use that guide to stop masterbation, once they get to the bottom, your signature isn't gonna help them 
i like those signature pics....mmmmm......
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Super_Blunt
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I know 'YouEnjoyYourself'
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Skunk420


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..someone had to say it...it doesn't take much to get me aroused...I am horny and it is normal...
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Super_Blunt]
#3433448 - 12/01/04 03:32 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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i'm wondering how long you spent writing all of that up...also, do priests jerk off?
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ca'rouse (k-rouz) intr.v. To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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llamaherder
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: TODAY]
#3433583 - 12/01/04 04:00 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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thanks
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DF2K
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: TODAY]
#3433585 - 12/01/04 04:01 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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he didnt write it, i saw it on bluelight once, i think its actually real *shudders*, i saw the link for the orignal article
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: DF2K]
#3435372 - 12/01/04 10:47 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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HOLY CRAP...i've read some 18th century christian propoganda before, it was scary as hell. it was about how sex was bad and it told the wife how to slowly ween their husbands off of sex.
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INsideUS
tHe INsiDiOUsoNe

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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: TODAY]
#3435429 - 12/01/04 11:06 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I saw this post on some mormon website, it was trying to teach young adults how to stop this "bad" habit, especially if they were going to go on a mission soon. If you're trying to stop beating off, just dont go to http://www.sexhackers.com/ LOL~ Merry Christmas! .....early.
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insidious adj 1: beguiling but harmful; "insidious pleasures" 2: intended to entrap 3: working or spreading in a hidden and usually injurious way; "a subtle poison"
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Hendostan]
#3435530 - 12/01/04 11:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hendostan said: Men who masturbate 12 or more times a month have a greatly reduced risk of prostate cancer!! Why the hell would you want to stop? It's healthy.
roflz
alright! by those stats, im 'beating' the odds 12.5 times over!! (5 times a day)
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DF2K
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: ricyjo]
#3435675 - 12/02/04 12:08 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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all take your 5 and double it
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nonoman
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: INsideUS]
#3436087 - 12/02/04 03:54 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Kewl, thx.
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Silven


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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: TODAY]
#3436194 - 12/02/04 05:46 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Today wrote:
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it was about how sex was bad and it told the wife how to slowly ween their husbands off of sex.
Heh, so those evil bastards are the ones who turn our wives against us after that diamond's on their finger! All my married friends and even my own step-dad warn me to not get married, that everything stops. You have sex on a schedule if at all, like one saturday a month, two sundays a year. Something like the national guard, only less. And as far as head goes, fuck, scratch that off your list unless you can reach it yourself.
Damn the christians.
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Silven]
#3437144 - 12/02/04 11:49 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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i think christianity has done more bad things for this world then its wroth
i have a born-again christian friend, always telling me i should convert
why?...so i can feel guilty about looking at porn and masturbating???
fuck that, im only human, lol
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