PreparationH said:

I slept over a friends house and slept walked into the bathroom and pissed on the floor, my friend was sleeping in the other room and goes "DUDE! ARE YOU PISSIN ON THE FLOOR WTF?!" and I woke up... pissing still right on the floor.

I was embarrassed at the time but I was sleep walking as far as I know that's only happened once, turns out lol I've been pissing in my closests or some shit for years hahahaha.

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legit27 said:

when i was about 5, my grandma used to have this hallway in her house no one would ever use. I used to piss all over the floor in there.

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destructo_low said:

Haha. Once my friend and I were getting wasted at his house. We were playing a video game, and didn't feel like walking across the house to piss every thirty minutes, so we would just walk to a corner of the room with our back towards the person chilling and fill up one of the empty beer bottles, throw the cap back on it, and sit it on the dresser. We threw them all away the next morning. Ingenuity I say.

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Me and a buddy did this back in highschool on DXM... into vitamin water bottles

destructo_low said:

PreparationH said:

I slept over a friends house and slept walked into the bathroom and pissed on the floor, my friend was sleeping in the other room and goes "DUDE! ARE YOU PISSIN ON THE FLOOR WTF?!" and I woke up... pissing still right on the floor.

I was embarrassed at the time but I was sleep walking as far as I know that's only happened once, turns out lol I've been pissing in my closests or some shit for years hahahaha.

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One time I went into the bathroom to piss, but didn't bother turning the lights on. I just walked in an assumed the position. Well I started hearing a crackling/ crinkling sound, so I reached behind me and flipped the light on. I was standing about a foot to the side of the toilet pissing in the garbage can. That was more hilarious than embarrassing though.

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PreparationH said:

While helping a friend of mine move this past summer I was cleaning out his closet and I found a gatorade bottle filled with a yellow liquid.  I pull it out and he goes "HOLY SHIT I LOST THIS THING LIKE 2 YEARS AGO!"

I ask what is it? liquor?


"Na man, I was getting really drunk so I just kept pissing in that bottle, I was supposed to throw it out the next day but I guess I put it in my closet and there it sat for two years"

The weird thing was it had nothing growing in it, I figured after even a month there would be some seriously fucked up lookin shit in a bottle of piss.

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Tchan909 said:

Drank nearly a fifth of vodka in an hour, cried my eyes out into the carpet outside my apartment while telling some chick I barely knew that I loved her like I loved the dawn while she gazed on in abject horror.

Yeah. Beat that, motherfuckers.

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Tchan909 said:

Drank nearly a fifth of vodka in an hour, cried my eyes out into the carpet outside my apartment while telling some chick I barely knew that I loved her like I loved the dawn while she gazed on in abject horror.

Yeah. Beat that, motherfuckers.

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Tchan909 said:

Well I guess I fail at "even more" as I saw plenty of her after this occasion. But even as that makes it less impressive it still makes it far more embarrassing.

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lol well how about me, I recently had my on and off gf tell me it was over(it's def. for the better but I was just being emo for a few days)

got black out drunk , apparently was calling this girl by my ex gf's name and putting my arm around her at a party and just basically acting like she was somebody else.   I apologized the next day when I found out and she asked me who it was that's name I was using so I got into that shitty story with her and she was laughing so I don't feel too bad and she got a laugh out of it.

destructo_low said:

One time I tripped insanely hard at a friend's house, to the point of blacking out. I remember coming to slightly and saying I need to go to the bathroom, but I had no way of getting myself there. I still had my eyes closed, but was talking either out loud or in my head I'm not sure. Either way I ended up pissing myself. It was pretty embarrassing, but oh well. Respect your hallucinogens, kids! If you ever thought, "I wonder if I should take more? I'm not quite there yet". Wait an hour or two, or just don't take anymore haha.

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dummy said:

take this to anon and i'll post. it's painfully embarrassing.

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