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Offlineadamj
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Your most embarrasing moment?
    #3376023 - 11/17/04 09:00 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Ah I can't think of any. I don't think there was any point where I was just utterly devasted because I embarrased myself so bad. Maybe in history class where we had to make these projects. Mine was so shitty. Like, if it ran for president of United States of Shitty, my project would've won. I had to present it to the whole class. No one said anything, but I'm 100% my face was more red than the goddamn colour. If that's possible. Hah, thinking about it now... oh man. ..... bad day.


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: adamj]
    #3376080 - 11/17/04 09:17 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

mistook the gas pedal for the brakes...went into a ditch.  i was red and the people on the trial were laughing their asses off.

got some from school...but now i jsut really dont care at all what happened there.  time goes on and i care less and less about that place :smile:  but man at the time...sure sucks.


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: kadakuda]
    #3376178 - 11/17/04 09:42 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

haha my brother did that while I was in the car. He was pulling into the garage... all of a sudden! zoom!!!! right into the tractor. HAH


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: adamj]
    #3376180 - 11/17/04 09:42 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

at my moms wedding i was like 5 and i had to dress up like a faggot and drop flowers every where with my step sister and at the end of the walk way there was still flowers in the basket so i dumped it all out and every one laughed at me and shit mind you that we never practiced or any thing and i didnt know what tto do also this augest when i lost my verginity i couldnt fuck her doggie style it just didnt want to go in and i didnt want to use my fingers and get sex all over my fingers gross


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: onetime]
    #3376472 - 11/17/04 10:44 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

We had this festival du voyager day at school
Everybody was dressed up like freakin fur traders and dancing some lame jig designed by someone with no arms
Imagine lord of the dance with 8 year olds dressed in wool in a warm gym.
anyway my parents being the wonderful pack rats they are, happened to have everything a turn of the century Voyager might wear and I was wearing all of it.
as we were jigging they'd call out an item and if you didn't have it you were "Out" and had to sit down.
after an eternity I was the only fruit left in the basket being laughed at by EVERY CHILD within the school district!
They wouldn't let me stop!
I had to keep FUCKING DANCING!
I still get terrors about it!
Another time they dressed me up for halloween as a tight rope guy or trapeeze artist complete with TIGHTS!
Then they gave me a tray full of chocolate bars to hand out at the halloween party!!
"Lets hang meat around Peter's neck so the dog will play with him honey"
Oh god I need a shrink...the scars are so deep!


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: Peterthinks]
    #3379204 - 11/18/04 01:34 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:rotfl: seriously. I am laughing out loud.

Mine was after learning to roll in a kayak. I went to an indoor pool at the university and after I was done, I  showered and dressed and sat poolside watching all the kayakers for about an hour.  I was sitting with my legs apart. When I left, I noticed that MY  FLY WAS OPEN. And I had no panties on.

I still check my zipper about 3 times after leaving any bathroom to this day.


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: adamj]
    #3379210 - 11/18/04 01:37 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Your avatar is strange!


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3379224 - 11/18/04 01:42 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

getting my penis pierced... i had 5 great friends there (ythan was there) and a shitload of people i didnt know watching. The worst part was definatly watching 4 of my guy friends cringe and huddle like little gurls when they stuck the needle through, and the most embarrising part was def when the piercer grabbed my freshly pierced cock and said "look everybody a new penis!"

kinda embarrasing...


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3379230 - 11/18/04 01:45 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

zahudulallah said:
Your avatar is strange!




What the hell did that have to do with the post ??

I got really drunk and ran around naked and then sat in the woods me and this girl, mind you I am still but ass naked, and we talked for hours. I woke up the next day to find poloroids all over my body of me and her laying there. I was naked she was not. We are not sure who took them.


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: JettaJay]
    #3379234 - 11/18/04 01:47 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

My most embarassing moment is when farted during a sexual encounter. THe look on her face was priceless.


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: adamj]
    #3379284 - 11/18/04 02:03 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

it was my 16th birthday, and i woke up, and noone in my family even so much as said happy birthday. they all went out for the day, and i sat home, devestated that my family had ALL forgotten about my sweet 16. So my boyfriend came over, and since my parents were "gone for the day" we were having sex in my room, the door swings open, and there stands my mother, father, little brother and GRANDPARENTS...holding a video camera, a cake, and singing happy birthday. My grandparents are both old school, very religious jews. I wanted to jump out my window. some fucking surprise party.


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3379288 - 11/18/04 02:04 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

Phishgrrl that's funny.

I think my most embarassing experience was at a friend's house.  There were probably 7 of us sitting around smoking pot and drinking, and I went out in the kitchen to smoke with the kid's dad and during the second joint I blacked out, fell down, smacked my head off his toaster and broke the shelf off the wall, and then laid on the floor not knowing what was going on.

When I came to, I realized I was lying on my friend's dad's lap and then I blacked out again.  I kept coming in and out of conciousness for a while, and then finally I must have snapped out of it because I stopped blacking out and my friend Brianna helped me to a chair and just as I was going to sit down, everything came up.  Bri didn't stop helping me the entire night and finally she got me to her bed where I slept all night in my friend's clothes.  Probably the most embarassing part was Bri changing my clothes and cleaning me off.  Being naked in front of someone who isn't going to get naked with you can be embarassing when  you aren't in the right state of mind.

I woke up in the morning to Bri standing right beside me waiting to see if I was ok.  That girl was probably one of the better ones I've ever known in my life.  I even went out with her after that.. but that's a whole different story.

It was just so embarassing causing my friends to worry so much.  At first everyone thought it was funny until they realized I was blacking out and then they got serious and concerned.  I had such good friends at that time.


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1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: Liz]
    #3379298 - 11/18/04 02:07 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

Ifallapart, damn you blew mine out of the water!


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: Silven]
    #3379311 - 11/18/04 02:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i can honestly say that i have never been so mortified in my life. my boyfriend waited for my grandparents to leave, then RAN out the front door. i went downstairs like 45 minutes later, and both of my parents were sitting at the kitchen table with the tape inbetween them. My mother just looked at me, and goes "my daughter, the porn star" and started laughing at me. i couldnt look them, or my grandparents in the face for a good month.


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I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: adamj]
    #3379328 - 11/18/04 02:13 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

When I was a child I fell in the water fountain at Hameln while they were performing their Pied Piper play.  There were lots of people there watching and I was soaked head-to-toe, I started bawling....very embarrassing.  :grin:


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And God, hearing this desperate plea from His creation, wrinkled His mighty brow for a moment and then leaned down toward man, beckoning that he should come close so as to hear all that was about to be revealed to him.

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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: Liz]
    #3379337 - 11/18/04 02:14 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

ifallapart, that is insane! Most embarrassing moment...i absolutely have no idea. I'll think on that while i grab some food :grin:


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: adamj]
    #3379536 - 11/18/04 03:02 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

2 women were flirting with me the other day and I blushed.


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: reflectedlight]
    #3379614 - 11/18/04 03:21 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I can't think of any personally, but one of my friends accidentally took a shit on his dad when he was really drunk.

Another time me and my friend accidentally walked in on this guy having sex, my friend didn't even notice and sat down and started rolling a joint while I was in hysterics.


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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: adamj]
    #3379675 - 11/18/04 03:36 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i told my friend about this thread, and he wrote me an email back about an embarrassing moment. i have to share it because it might even beat my story.

So when me and Josh were younger, like 16, we were invited to go to this party. We were psyched cuz it was kids who were a little older and when youre in that age group thats a huge deal. So we get to the party and everybody is having a good time. And theres this circulating fan there. So Josh thinks hes being funny and farts into the fan. People are dying, it goes over great. So he does it again. And again. And eventually I can tell by his facial muscles and the pitch of the farts themselves that hes running out of gas. So being the good friend that I am Im like "dude, you better stop cuz youre gonna shit your pants" and hes like "shut up D, I know what Im doing." The very next time he does it his entire face drops and he looks at me and goes "dude, I shit my pants!" and runs tpo the bathroom. Im falling over laughing. The kid whose house it is at has to get him a clean pair of shorts and Josh rides his bike home. Its like 2 am at this point and he realizes his keys are in the shitty shorts so he starts knocking on the door. Josh's mom answers and is like "what are you doing home?" and hes like "Mom, let me in I pooped my pants" and she goes "jeeeeeeezus" and then from the top of the stairs his dad yells down to his mom "Janet, whats goin on?" and his mom goes "nothing Billy, Josh pooped his pants" and his dad goes "Jeeeeeeeezus". So Josh gets cleaned up and despite his parents protests returns to the party where he is immediately greeted with everyone going "HEY! Its the PARTYPOOPER!" and to this day, he is still the partypooper.


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: Your most embarrasing moment? [Re: Liz]
    #3380301 - 11/18/04 05:55 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Good thing he was wearing pants, otherwise the "shit" might have really "hit the fan" then! :smirk:


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