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coda
Banjo Goiter


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Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment [Re: Lurkadian]
#4535767 - 08/14/05 09:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hmmm its always embarrasing as a young grammar student to call female teachers mom by mistake in front of a full class.
But my most embarrassing moment came this past july. My buddy came down and we went out to play golf at a very nice course. The shorts i was wearing had a small tear on the inside of the leg that i didnt see. Come to the second hole and i drop my putt into the cup, as i was bending down to pick the ball out i hear a loud rrrrriiiiiiip! I look down horrified to see that the entire short had ripped from crotch to cuff seam effectivlely rendering the biggest hole in a pair of shorts ive ever seen. Did i neglect to mention i wasnt wearing underwear? We still finished the round.
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
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Worldbridger
Nemo Lotus

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thegatewaydrug said: date? man u need to come to cali lol theres no dates its all one night stands here
Maybe I should go down there, sounds like I'd have a riot hearing all these stories lol!
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eVil_
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Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment [Re: Worldbridger]
#4536049 - 08/14/05 10:44 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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i was trying to rub a quick one out before i took a shower when i lived in the dorms and i had some porno playing on the computer and was sitting in my chair, luckily i had kept my boxers on for some reason. all of a sudden i hear this knock on my door and before i could say anything one of my good friend walked in to bring me back some movies he had borrowed. i couldn't believe it, i was sitting there in my boxers, leaned forward trying hide my fucking hardon and he wanted to sit there an chat, i finally got him to leave when told him i was going to shower and would talk to him later.
it was quite embarassing but it did, however, teach me to always keep the door locked.
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Ravus
Not an EggshellWalker


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Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment [Re: blackroselove]
#4536156 - 08/14/05 11:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Here's another one. When I was working at a different place, I was up putting bras on the roller racks, well I heard some one coming and thought it was my buddy, so I put a bra on the top of my head. And jumped around the corner and screamed something(can't remember what) any way, it turned out to be the districe manager who was coming to give me my review so I could get a promotion. Thank god I got it.
That's exactly the sort of thing I'd do by mistake.
Edit: Minus the bra on the head part that is.
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Edited by Ravus (08/14/05 11:11 PM)
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Worldbridger
Nemo Lotus

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Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment [Re: Ravus]
#4536170 - 08/14/05 11:10 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You probably got a big raise too, huh! : )
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