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Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life
    #4351879 - 06/29/05 08:04 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

When i was 6-8 or so, my brother and i went to the front yard, and noticed a man in a car across the street.. it had been suspected that my nieghbors were selling/smuggling drugs, which they were, and we both just knew that this guy was on a stakeout.. so i was wearing jeans and a t-shirt... and i started jumping rope, and my pants dropped and i wasnt wearing any underwear....  so i grabbbed for my pants and tried to pull them up, but they were still buttoned so it took a bit of work... i looked up at the guy and he was just bustin up laughing... i guess he couldnt contain it... :lol:

but yea, my nieghbors were crazy drug dealers. they were always doing roofwork... apparently, that's where they kept the coke... kinda smart, since how often do drug dogs go on your roof?

Lets hear yours....


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: Phychotron]
    #4351893 - 06/29/05 08:10 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

If you expect me to humiliate myself on a public message board you're going to have to do a whole lot better than that :yesnod:


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4351924 - 06/29/05 08:17 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

i figure we can start with the younger one's where you have innocence working on your side, then work up to the truely dumbass one's...


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: Phychotron]
    #4351931 - 06/29/05 08:18 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

one time when i was a kid i slipped on a slice of cucumber and cried


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: Phychotron]
    #4351939 - 06/29/05 08:20 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I was jerking off at a family reunion in the kitchen and EVERYONE in my family walked in. At least 30 people from my family saw me blow a load into the cake batter.


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4351942 - 06/29/05 08:20 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

eh, it happens


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: Trav]
    #4351953 - 06/29/05 08:22 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

They forced me to eat the whole cake.


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4351959 - 06/29/05 08:24 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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I was jerking off at a family reunion in the kitchen and EVERYONE in my family walked in. At least 30 people from my family saw me blow a load into the cake batter.




LMFAO!!!!!!

Did them walking in ruin your orgasm or did it add to it? :grin:


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4351964 - 06/29/05 08:25 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

My grandmother was wearing a rather revealing bikini. It was intense. I had like, 8 orgasm's.


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4351975 - 06/29/05 08:28 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4351976 - 06/29/05 08:28 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Ok so you're like just this shit up? Pooh on you Hella  :mad:


It would have been so much funnier if this had actually happened :yesnod:


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: Phychotron]
    #4351991 - 06/29/05 08:33 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I'll tell you guys a good one that happened to me last Friday.

My friend was having at little party at his mom's house. His mom is there, and we all knew this.

Eventually me and this girl get into his hot tub, and everyone else conveniently leaves... so I start pounding away at her for it must have been 20 minutes. Well my friend's mom's bedroom was right above the hot tub, and she got woken up by all the moaning and the water splashing.

So she comes down and comes out on the deck where the hot tub is... we didn't even stop, and so she walks back in really pissed off.

Wasn't really embarrassing at the time, since I was really drunk and stoned... but after it kind of awkward to be around his mom.

Sucks though, I just found out I got banned from his mom's house.


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4352002 - 06/29/05 08:37 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

i'm sure it was worth it though


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4352003 - 06/29/05 08:38 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Perhaps you should start hanging out with people that aren't still living at home with their parents :yesnod:


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: Phychotron]
    #4352004 - 06/29/05 08:38 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

when I went through puberty and discovered jackin off. I once tried to jack off with toothpaste.

:rolleyes:


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4352012 - 06/29/05 08:40 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

He has his own appartment, but his mom has a massive home and yard, and deck... it's a pretty cool place.

And yeah it was pretty worth it. I'm sure I'll be unbanned eventually... I mean all she needed to do was change the hot tub water. :smirk:


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4352016 - 06/29/05 08:41 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

nah, that's what the chlorine is for, and you cant tell me she hasn't done it in the hot tub. :grin:


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4352022 - 06/29/05 08:44 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

She was probably just pissed cauz she couldn't jump in the tub and join you because you're friends with her son :grin:


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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: Phychotron]
    #4352146 - 06/29/05 09:11 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Ok, this one happened a couple of months back.

I was taking a walk through the woods and this sudden urge came on for a number 2.

Its very rare that I ever bump into anyone in the woods but I thought I'd go in some tall ferns just in case anyone did wander along.

Next thing I know I hear these 2 women chatting in the distance along with dogs barking.  :shocked:

The dogs, with their acute sense of sound and smell, soon gathered around me, barking their little heads off, closely followed by their owners who were wondering what all the commotion was about! :whoa:

I could have died of embarrassment then and there.

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Re: Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4352186 - 06/29/05 09:20 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

So did they catch you with a poopie hanging out of your shitter or what?


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