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Most embarrassing moment ever...
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This is one of my fav things to ask people about because I always hear the best stories after I drop this question. What's your most embarrassing moment?

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: OctoberLeigh] * 2
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reading your question and don't know what to say..oh my..so emberassing.

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: OctoberLeigh]
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Honestly cant recall.


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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: The_Ghost]
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Here's a good story someone told me once when I asked this same question. I used the clip for a series I have on youtube. I can't imagine how I would have felt if I was this poor guy. This was pretty embarrassing...

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: OctoberLeigh]
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My most embarrasing moment is probably in the 4th grade.

The class was doing silent work after lunch and I always have had stomach issues so i was very gassy.
My best friend, john who sat next to me, is hilarious and was telling me funny jokes and after he said i guess one of the funiest things ive heard, i was laughing so hard and trying so hard to not make alot of noise so i would not get in trouble...

all of this "body multi tasking" was too hard and i let out the BIGGEST AND LOUDEST fart! ( that sounded even louder because of the plastic chair)

the whole class hears it since it was silent work time and John and I are still laughing but now laughing really loud :laugh2: and just pointing at each other denying and laughing at the same time! but it was SO obviously me.

The next day at class this mean kid DJ kept making fun of me:box:, but everyone else acted like nothing happen :cool:

FYI it did not smell, just loud :smirk:


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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: OctoberLeigh]
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I've posted this before, but here goes:


The Grade?  Second.
The Field trip?  To a fancy school to see "The Nutcracker"
What did I do the minute I sat on the bus to leave?  Fart and shit hot diahrrea all down the side of my leg.

I sat in it for hours, never said a word, never moved.  By the time I got to the school, it was cold, dripping down my leg.  I sat through the opening scene all the way to the fight with the Rat King.  The bike ride home was the most depressing ever...

People knew lol, they had to.  The whole busride home all I heard from my 2nd grade classmates was, "Damn, did you crap yourself?"

My response?  "No, I just farted"

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: Newbie]
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OMG that must have been so uncomfortable to sit like that for so long you poor thing! Great story man :thumbup: thanks for sharing!

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: onnagata]
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onnagata said:
The next day at class this mean kid DJ kept making fun of me:


If karma is real DJ will shit himself on an important job interview one day. LOL :thumbup:

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: Newbie]
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I crapped my pants once at the park when I was like 5-6.

I had to ride my bike along side my friends for 10 minutes to get home. They definitely knew, to. They never said anything though

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: OctoberLeigh]
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I farted really loudly when i bent down to pick something in front of a girl. Not long after i tried to make a move. Imagine how that ended.

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: OctoberLeigh]
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Grade, sophmore year of highschoool

I took 300mg of DXM for the first time at a friends house.  I fell asleep before the effects really kicked in.  I woke up and feeling really sick and something smelt really bad.  I went to the bathroom started throwing up, and realized that I had diarrhea in my pants which had to have happened sometime I was asleep.  I stumbled/walked a mile home throwing up along the way.  This was probably around 2am.  Good thing a cop didn't see me

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: Ram Dass]
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That was a funny story newbie...

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"Damn, did you crap yourself?" My response?  "No, I just farted"

:lol:

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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: P-O]
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Ive always been to high on benzos to remember :shrug:

how about anytime ive mixed ativan with booze.


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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: P-O]
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I hadnt seen my girlfriend in a couple weeks, and she saw me and ran and jumped to hug me, and as soon as she hugged me i let out the worst fart ever.


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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: OctoberLeigh]
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One time I tripped insanely hard at a friend's house, to the point of blacking out. I remember coming to slightly and saying I need to go to the bathroom, but I had no way of getting myself there. I still had my eyes closed, but was talking either out loud or in my head I'm not sure. Either way I ended up pissing myself. It was pretty embarrassing, but oh well. Respect your hallucinogens, kids! If you ever thought, "I wonder if I should take more? I'm not quite there yet". Wait an hour or two, or just don't take anymore haha.


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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: Legend]
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I slept over a friends house and slept walked into the bathroom and pissed on the floor, my friend was sleeping in the other room and goes "DUDE! ARE YOU PISSIN ON THE FLOOR WTF?!" and I woke up... pissing still right on the floor. :lol:

I was embarrassed at the time but I was sleep walking :shrug: as far as I know that's only happened once, turns out lol I've been pissing in my closests or some shit for years hahahaha.


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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: PreparationH]
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when i was about 5, my grandma used to have this hallway in her house no one would ever use. I used to piss all over the floor in there.


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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: PreparationH]
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PreparationH said:
I slept over a friends house and slept walked into the bathroom and pissed on the floor, my friend was sleeping in the other room and goes "DUDE! ARE YOU PISSIN ON THE FLOOR WTF?!" and I woke up... pissing still right on the floor. :lol:

I was embarrassed at the time but I was sleep walking :shrug: as far as I know that's only happened once, turns out lol I've been pissing in my closests or some shit for years hahahaha.


One time I went into the bathroom to piss, but didn't bother turning the lights on. I just walked in and assumed the position. Well I started hearing a crackling/ crinkling sound, so I reached behind me and flipped the light on. I was standing about a foot to the side of the toilet pissing in the garbage can. That was more hilarious than embarrassing though.


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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: OctoberLeigh]
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Shop for: Toilet Paper

Anyone?


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Re: Most embarrassing moment ever... [Re: destructo_low]
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When I was like 10 and my brother was 8 we shared a room, one time I woke up to him pissing in the trash can next to me.  Maybe that shit runs in our family, just go to sleep, piss somewhere.

I didn't wakem up though cause I was so tired, I didn't believe it.  Next morning, all the tissues are floating and we had a good laugh.


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