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InvisibleSwami
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If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk...
    #910865 - 09/26/02 09:10 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

The doctor picks up the newborn by the feet and slaps him/her on the butt and the baby in the persona of (fill in a shroomerite member's name) says (quote):

OK, you talked me into it, I will start.

Shroomism: "See? I knew reincarnation was a fact!"



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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #911200 - 09/26/02 11:38 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

Swami: What soul? What are you talking about? I just materialized out of thin air.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Shroomism]
    #911206 - 09/26/02 11:39 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

postalboy: "Hit me one more time and I will gouge your eyes out!"


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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #911215 - 09/26/02 11:42 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

PGF - BUWAHAHAHAHAHA FOOLISH DARKIE, I HAVE RETUNRED!


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Offlinepattern
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #911220 - 09/26/02 11:44 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

"gimme some pot and shrooms!!!"

thats what i would say  :smile:


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InvisibleSmack31
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #911430 - 09/27/02 01:39 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

T0aD: "LOL!  :laugh: :laugh:

Edited by Smack31 (09/27/02 01:44 AM)

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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #911432 - 09/27/02 01:45 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

Rail_gun.

I'm glad I wasn't aborted.


Lafalla:
I hope this is a socialized hospital

superpimp:

Can I get a leather diaper?

:grin:


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Smack31]
    #911532 - 09/27/02 03:15 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

Hey Smack, TOaD would reborn again every time he spoke, he loves that reply link... :wink: .

MAIA


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InvisibleSmack31
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: MAIA]
    #911541 - 09/27/02 03:26 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

lol  :wink:

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InvisibleIn(di)go
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #911623 - 09/27/02 04:39 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

moe: *looking all wtf?* man! the craziest thing just happened on the way down here...


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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #911630 - 09/27/02 04:57 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

In reply to:

The doctor picks up the newborn by the feet and slaps him/her...



Ima he.



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OfflineMAIA
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #911653 - 09/27/02 05:40 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

Toxicman with shrooms in hand: "Hey mom, i knew it they were azures !!!"

mj : "When is the next flight to Thailand ?"

Baraka with cake in hand: "wow ! Dunk is done !"

Hippie gets out inside a jar: "Did baraka dunk the cake with bleach ? Shit, i'm tired about this invitro stuff !"

Anno: "Did anybody watered my outdoor bed ?"

Sclorch: "Hey ! Put me back in ! God was going to tell me he doesn't exist !"

MAIA: "Again ?!?!"

MAIA


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Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
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Offlinegnrm23
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #911670 - 09/27/02 06:06 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

"wow, what a journey that was... hmmm, anything around here to drink? hello, mama..."


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: MAIA]
    #912746 - 09/27/02 04:13 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

Bwahahahahaha

actually it would probably be

Sclorch: Wake up wake up wake up wake up... well, I guess I was wrong.


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Offlinepostalboy
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #913765 - 09/27/02 10:55 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

Lana:  "According to the laws of this state, I will be filing an injuction against this travesty of justice, Doctor."

Adamist:  "Put me back in dammit.  The moon is out of conjunction with Mars and this current energy flow will not fit my spiritual..."

and Swami, I'm not  that  violent.  Am I???    :grin:

 


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: postalboy]
    #914165 - 09/28/02 02:29 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

Naw, just teasing about your handle.


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OfflineStrangeDays
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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #914657 - 09/28/02 10:59 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

MarkostheGnostic - " Yes, the vacillation between faith and experience IS interesting. There is that famous BBC interview with Jung when he says, "I don't need to believe - I know," which has always marked him as a Gnostic. St. Paul did not believe in the resurrected Christ (he never met Jesus) until he had THE classic religious experience - the Light (which blinded his tainted sight); the Voice ("Saul, why dost thou persecute Me?"). Later, New Vision came to him, Saul became Paul after his experience, and belief followed. Yesterday I finished Elaine Pagel's book 'The Gnostic Paul.' Not a very common or popular take on the faith-gnosis tension. I for one had little or no faith in anything Transcendental prior to taking psychedelics. Certain experiences of immediate 'Knowing,' similar to Ram Dass's account of "the Witness" in the first section of BE HERE NOW, allowed me to assume a position of faith for greater things that I have not yet experienced.

I don't know what the post-WTC sense is that you mention, but the Oneness that I refer to is not meant in any social sense of 'we are all together.' It is meant as a psychospiritual mode of being. You may well be right in connecting 'the peace that passeth all understanding,' to a Sahaj Samadhi - God-Realized experience in which there is an abiding sense of Union underlying all of our psychological experience - all of our perceptions of the world as well as our inner perceptions of thoughts, feelings, motives (instinctual and otherwise), dreams, visions, etc.

The instincts, as foundational motives by which the rest of our physical-psycho-spiritual edifice maintains itself, is no less spiritual than the loftiest intellect. The whole being operating under a Master motive or a Meta motive, whether it is to 'love and serve the Lord,' or to 'vow to save all sentient beings,' or whatever, is what ultimately determines the spiritual or non-spiritual nature of things. The very same slap in the face can be an act of humiliating cruelty, or an act of the purest compassion, say, in keeping an drug-overdosed kid from falling into a coma.

Veritas, Lux et Pax "

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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: StrangeDays]
    #914664 - 09/28/02 11:04 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

MarkostheGnostic - "Not again!!!!"


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Re: If Shroomerite Newborns Could Talk... [Re: Swami]
    #916887 - 09/29/02 01:34 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

:wink: 


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