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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I swang my big dong around till one of your slutty gf's mouth bops on it.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #30]
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lasso

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #31]
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if you have confidence issues maybe you should start workingout.  when you start getting in really good shape you gain a lot of self confidence.

you should also try using your social network to get a date.  not necessarily dating one of them, but surely someone could help set you up.  try not to sound as pathetic as you do in this post though.

if all else fails.... myspace.  just come up with a good generic bullshit line and send it out to 50 girls i'm sure one of them will be dumb enough to show interest.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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im not reading through all of this shit

but to the OP. stop giving a fuck. talk to bitches (thats what they are) like they are bitches. because they are. whats the worst they are gonna do? reject you? thats not much worse than getting anything, and it will help you talk to girls.

sounds like a new location would be key. and when you get there. just talk to girls. it sounds hard when you think about it so much, but its not. if your into drugs take some clean MDMA/meth/cocaine if you must to help you talk.

but do something man. 6 years is fucking insane.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #33] * 1
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I like to dress up like Count Chocula and run around a department store swinging dildos like nunchucks until I catch the eye of some fine young maiden.

That's how I found my wife, Gertrude Snogglesberry. :awesome::thumbup:

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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i fucked gertrude. bitch was a dead lay. and you married the hooker.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #28]
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Anonymous #28 said:
if you want a girlfriend get off the fucking internet, and go try.

thats your problem.

no confidence and no motivation.

go get some pussy you homo.


Best advice yet!

I'm off to get some pussy before the cock tempts me.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Theres lots of cock on the interenet but not any pussy. Unless u count ass-pussy.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #27]
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Read How to be a Pick up artist bu juggler.  It helps you find ways to break the ice, and its kinda funny. a lot of the  stuff in there has actually worked for me.

http://www.torrentz.com/c5a5cf27067bd6acbc4c2fa84313fa6f6fab5187

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #35]
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I gots me a girlfriend but something my good female friends have told me that I find is ultimately true.

1- every girl has some self esteem issues. if we stayed within the rating system of 1-10, most girls would rate themselves about 2 points lower than you perceive them as.

2- every girl wants attention. look at women like children with closets full of toys they dont ever play with (men) and when a friend comes over and starts playing with any toy, instantly they want to play with it.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #28 said:
if you want a girlfriend get off the fucking internet, and go try.

thats your problem.

no confidence and no motivation.

go get some pussy you homo.


Best advice yet!

I'm off to get some pussy before the cock tempts me.


Im positive you mean "man ass"

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #36]
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Anonymous #36 said:
2- every girl wants attention. look at women like children with closets full of toys they dont ever play with (men) and when a friend comes over and starts playing with any toy, instantly they want to play with it.


QFT

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #34]
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Anonymous #34 said:
i fucked gertrude. bitch was a dead lay. and you married the hooker.


Hey man she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose but I'll concede the point that her labiae droop so low that she stumbles on them while walking.

Good with the bad I guess. :shrug:

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