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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
You should try being rich, chicks loove a rich guy.  j/k but it does sound like you're in a rut in general.  Try improving your overall life, and a girl will follow.



Well I'm already rich but improving life is definately the way to go.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you have to fuck chicks.  then if they like your style they will be ur GF.  its that simple

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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just get rich

all women are golddiggers

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Money and status defiently bring women.  If you are rich (several million rich, not "oh I make 90k/year" rich) and you still can't get women, there is a very obvious reason you can't get women.

Are you missing an eye or something?

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
you have to fuck chicks.  then if they like your style they will be ur GF.  its that simple



if ur no good at fucking no girl will stay with u , unless shes a virgin!

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
:crazy2:
in my experience, women are clear about what they want and the only time i find myself in an intinmate relationship i wasnt looking for one in the first place



:thumbup:

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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sounds like you've got a confidence issue. start working out as much as you can and let that testosterone flooow

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Money & cocaine, act like you are the shit, and they are lucky to be anywhere around you. I am sorry to say it but this is what women go for.

Maybe try another angle & start going to church or "AA", these are the other options.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The tough reality is most people find a mate in their 20s, and if you dont manage to find one by then it can be very difficult to build a relationship.  The older you get, the harder it gets.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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How do you not get girls I mean fuck me and my roommate can barely go out in public without getting a number.
And ill be damned when we call those numbers we get girls.

:dudewtf:

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
u need to stop giving a fuck! walk up to every girl you see and start talking. fuck it man! they wont hurt u.



only emotionally :sad:

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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hmmm lets see, getting a girl... getting a girl....
oh yea, well, ya walk upto em, give em that u know u wanna fuck me look, and then... you punch em in the face, i know it might sound odd, but to them its like a mating call, the more you hit them the more they will wanna fuck you :super:

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #23]
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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #24]
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The answer is really fucking easy...talk to girls.  Talking leads to other stuff if you can carry a conversation.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #25]
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http://match.com/

We match you on many levels of compatibility.


have fun op

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Doesn't that cost money?

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #27]
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OP didn't say he was a bum did he?

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Nigga why pay for something that should be free

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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if you want a girlfriend get off the fucking internet, and go try.

thats your problem.

no confidence and no motivation.

go get some pussy you homo.

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Re: How do you get a girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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First and foremost, stop getting your advice from Shroomerites Anonymous. :nono:

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