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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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never tried one. bet its a whirl.

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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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getting quality toilet paper is one of the most important things worth splurging on in life ... it's really only pennies of a difference when it comes to how little you need of the soft, durable kind .. as opposed to, say, Krogers krap ...

btw - what a horrible name for a brand.  they don't have those stores on the west coast, but every time I read the name, I think of Freddy Kreuger ... and I definitely don't want him wiping my butt.


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So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. - Galatians 5:16

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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
Charmin Ultra FTW!!



double roll, baby, from sam's


OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Quilted Northern is the way to go.



that's what's in my bathroom right now, but i think charmin is a bit softer


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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: demiu5]
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It's not just about soft. It's about the optimal point between soft and sturdy. Charmin makes me feel like less of a man. It's a little too much pamper.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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:lol:

Freak!


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Some things are worth paying for. Like a kinder, gentler asswipe mechanism.



Toilet paper, laundry detergent, and peanut butter. Only the best of those is sufficient.


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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
It's not just about soft. It's about the optimal point between soft and sturdy. Charmin makes me feel like less of a man. It's a little too much pamper.



lol that's absolutely ridiculous!  if you want to "feel like a man", get some Brawny ... the logo is a guy with a mustache and everything, very manly if you ask me ...



what the hell is a "Thirsty-O" though?  :goinsane:


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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
It's not just about soft. It's about the optimal point between soft and sturdy. Charmin makes me feel like less of a man. It's a little too much pamper.



That is kinda true, actually. Quilted Northern does give me the extra wipe confidence that Charmin doesn't, but I like the super softness of Charmin. You're right, though. There's a balance. I actually have Angel Soft in my bathroom right now, but only because it was on sale. 24 rolls for 4 bucks at Walmart. Can't beat that.


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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: jewunit]
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I bought a big pack of cheaper toilet paper awhile ago.  I'm on the last roll of it now.  Never doing that again.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: circularvortex]
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Between my frugal dad and university provided toilet paper I'm rather used to the bad stuff. It will be nice this year to pamper my ass.


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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: jewunit]
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The one toilet paper I refuse to ever buy again is Scott. My asshole would divorce me and sue me for some outrageous assimony in if I did that.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: jewunit]
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Oh god, university toilet paper was the worst!

Nothing worse than seeing blood on your toilet paper :thumbdown:


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
My dad always called that John Wayne toiletpaper. Rough, tough, and don't take shit off anybody!:)



just in case you missed it

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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: hazey]
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hazey said:


never tried one. bet its a whirl.



When I was a little kid I used to drink from those thinking they were water fountains.  boy, was that a rude awakening.


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When it rains, it spores :shroompick:

"Consciousness is the Universe recognizing itself." Once we perceive that everything is conscious we can then ask, "How does consciousness take all these varied forms?" - The Primacy of Consciousness by Peter Russell

All works of poster are of absolute fiction to be used for no other purpose but amusement.

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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: jazzillion]
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I don't know if that's something I would admit to...


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: circularvortex]
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:rofl2:


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: An Experiment in Toilet Paper [Re: Kada]
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Now this is how I wanted this thread to go.  You guys are my heroes.


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