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InvisibleAdom
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Student Charged With Clogging Toilet
    #3054641 - 08/26/04 07:56 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

PORT OF SWEET GRASS, Mont. - Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after "nature called" at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.



Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.


Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.


"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman.


Huffman was returning to Montana from a trip to Lethbridge, Alberta with four friends Saturday. Port authorities stopped their car for what was apparently a random search. The car's 19-year-old driver was cited for illegally possessing alcohol.


Huffman said he asked to use the bathroom while waiting for the driver.


A short time later, a port inspector discovered the toilet was clogged and threatened charges, Huffman said.


Cory Grayson, one of Huffman's friends, said he couldn't believe it when border agents first threatened charges.


"I didn't think they were serious at first, I was just laughing so hard," he said.


Port Director Larry Overcast said he could not comment on the case.


Huffman said he has hired an attorney and intends to fight the charge.


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Adom]
    #3054670 - 08/26/04 08:01 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Well ain't that a load of shit!


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Adom]
    #3054672 - 08/26/04 08:02 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Holy shit...holy shit, this is so FUNNY!! And so sad!


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Adom]
    #3054720 - 08/26/04 08:12 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

what is this world coming to?  i remember that post about the lady who was told to finish eating a candy bar in the subway elevator, did so, and then still got arrested.

'HAS THIS WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?!?!'--walter :smirk:


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: TheDude]
    #3054725 - 08/26/04 08:13 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

absolutely.


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: TheDude]
    #3054732 - 08/26/04 08:15 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

This shit is fucked up. Fuck the man!!!


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Adom]
    #3054750 - 08/26/04 08:19 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

I'd like to see court held in that bathroom as the judge, police, and lawyers all take turns with a plunger trying to unclog it!


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Adom]
    #3054754 - 08/26/04 08:20 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Wow. :shake:


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3054773 - 08/26/04 08:23 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

or an ultimatum to the authority: you take a shit in this toilet without clogging it and then we'll chat.

besides, who doesn't clog up toilets every now and then?


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: TheDude]
    #3054786 - 08/26/04 08:26 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

That charge is just retarded, he should take that shit to a jury.


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3054805 - 08/26/04 08:30 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

'i am truly sorry and will never take another dump again'


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: TheDude]
    #3054851 - 08/26/04 08:35 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Let's see some "expert testimony" about the dynamics of toilet paper!!


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Adom]
    #3054884 - 08/26/04 08:38 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

That's messed up. I've clogged a toilet a time or two, so I hope I don't get caught and given a lethal injection! :eek:


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Adom]
    #3054892 - 08/26/04 08:39 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Ha. That's crazy! Good find.


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Adom]
    #3055134 - 08/26/04 09:15 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Why didn't he just get a damn plunger and unclog it? Sure would save a lot of money.


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Worf]
    #3055261 - 08/26/04 09:42 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

he probaly didnt know he clogged it


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Adom]
    #3055295 - 08/26/04 09:53 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Let the horrible jokes commence!

I'd hate to be the poor bastard who had to collect the evidence.

If the shit don't fit, you must acquit!

That boy's up shit creek with out a plunger.


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: Charles]
    #25812843 - 02/14/19 04:58 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Hooray for old shitty thread revivals... this made me laugh out loud.  I’d hate to be this kid ahaha:somefunnyshit:


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #25812853 - 02/14/19 05:02 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I love seeing old threads, and the responses from past members too.


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #25813035 - 02/14/19 06:13 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Adoms dead. :sad:


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Re: Student Charged With Clogging Toilet [Re: greys]
    #25813053 - 02/14/19 06:21 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Now I just feel tasteless and tacky


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