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Some argued that they acted on instinct alone, and that the men themselves possesed no intelligence. Others went to the opposite extreme, saying that they possesed a highly advanced civilization, and even a soul of thier own. The one thing which was agreed was that these white men, as they were called then, were vastly different from other men; in thier behavior, actions and organisation.

But in fact these "white men" were not men at all. They are the sole members of the order Reptillo. Thier closest known ancestors are asteroid eating space cockroaches. Men, on the other hand, are of the order Homo sapiens and are related closely to chimpanzees, gorillas and monkeys.

At some point in thier evolution the ancestors of white men were faced with increased competition for asteroids. This competition was so great, that they were eventully faced with only three choices; move, adapt, or die. They chose to adapt, and in so doing, developed a taste for organic food. Thus, there was a great supply of such food close at hand, and the space cockraoches went to devour it.

But some of the roaches were unhappy. Sure, they had an inexhausably supply of food, but wasnt there more to life than that? So, being the little troopers that they were, several of them decided to live together in colonies. In that way, they could eat more plants and animals, and live in greater numbers, yet still enjoy a decent standard of living. The members of these colonies began, over time to specialize themselves. Those who were smarter and had sharp noses served as the money lenders...

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It seemed that debtors had become victim to a sub-species of Reptillo that created money. They were evidently specialized, as they made money and nothing else. As of yet, no living specimens of this species have been captured alive...

[this passage reverts to a dialect i dont understand]

The biggest problem for white men, is that only the reproductive castes have eyes. All other castes are completly blind. That said, how do they know where their money is, and how do they get it? It has been suggested that white men may have a way of smelling where money can be found. This has not been confirmed. In truth, humanologists are not completly certain how they do this, but they do know that it is some kind of sensory organ, as they do not send out scouts to look for sources of money.

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adjust said:

no problem

here is a small part, it's based on predicate logic

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adjust said:

no problem

here is a small part, it's based on predicate logic

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Very nice, but I thought it would look more like these:

jonathanseagull said:

Middleman, can you give any more information on these papers you posted?

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Ego Death said:

Yes an intelligent alien being that has clearly used ms-paint to send us their transmissions!

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