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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials
    #7571900 - 10/29/07 05:38 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

this is what ive translated so far

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Some argued that they acted on instinct alone, and that the men themselves possesed no intelligence. Others went to the opposite extreme, saying that they possesed a highly advanced civilization, and even a soul of thier own. The one thing which was agreed was that these white men, as they were called then, were vastly different from other men; in thier behavior, actions and organisation.

But in fact these "white men" were not men at all. They are the sole members of the order Reptillo. Thier closest known ancestors are asteroid eating space cockroaches. Men, on the other hand, are of the order Homo sapiens and are related closely to chimpanzees, gorillas and monkeys.

At some point in thier evolution the ancestors of white men were faced with increased competition for asteroids. This competition was so great, that they were eventully faced with only three choices; move, adapt, or die. They chose to adapt, and in so doing, developed a taste for organic food. Thus, there was a great supply of such food close at hand, and the space cockraoches went to devour it.

But some of the roaches were unhappy. Sure, they had an inexhausably supply of food, but wasnt there more to life than that? So, being the little troopers that they were, several of them decided to live together in colonies. In that way, they could eat more plants and animals, and live in greater numbers, yet still enjoy a decent standard of living. The members of these colonies began, over time to specialize themselves. Those who were smarter and had sharp noses served as the money lenders...




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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #7571945 - 10/29/07 06:03 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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It seemed that debtors had become victim to a sub-species of Reptillo that created money. They were evidently specialized, as they made money and nothing else. As of yet, no living specimens of this species have been captured alive...

[this passage reverts to a dialect i dont understand]

The biggest problem for white men, is that only the reproductive castes have eyes. All other castes are completly blind. That said, how do they know where their money is, and how do they get it? It has been suggested that white men may have a way of smelling where money can be found. This has not been confirmed. In truth, humanologists are not completly certain how they do this, but they do know that it is some kind of sensory organ, as they do not send out scouts to look for sources of money.




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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #7573235 - 10/29/07 02:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Could you post the original dialect?


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: Middleman]
    #7574239 - 10/29/07 07:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

no problem

here is a small part, it's based on predicate logic



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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #7574318 - 10/29/07 08:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

here is something interesting

its a map showing where the author is in relation to where our planet is



the interesting part is that the author is not causally linked to our universe yet it seems obvious that "he" can browse our internet somehow

wonder how he does that?


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #7574755 - 10/29/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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adjust said:
no problem

here is a small part, it's based on predicate logic






I was recently looking at a bar code and thought to myself what a hard time an alien race would have trying to decipher it if it was their only example of our writeing.


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: Shnezbit]
    #7574966 - 10/29/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I can't wait to hear what they say about Bush.

EG


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: ethnoguy]
    #7575296 - 10/30/07 02:03 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i often look at current events from the point of view of an ET. i mean we are a planet full of fucking insane people who think they are sane. and a bunch of sane people who want the aliens to come take them away. what is the point of war or nuclear weapons or forced psychiatric drugging or the drug war?


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #7575465 - 10/30/07 05:39 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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adjust said:
no problem

here is a small part, it's based on predicate logic






Very nice, but I thought it would look more like these:












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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: Middleman]
    #7575979 - 10/30/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

in my experience, most higher intelligences use a vector-like script in order to increase the amount of data transmitted per unit energy expended


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #7576043 - 10/30/07 10:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

how did you get this? From where? How are you deciphering it? How do you know thats an alien transmission? Is it a form of radio waves?


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: Middleman]
    #7583396 - 11/01/07 09:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Middleman, can you give any more information on these papers you posted?


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: jonathanseagull]
    #7584616 - 11/01/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

Yes an intelligent alien being that has clearly used ms-paint to send us their transmissions!


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: Ego Death]
    #7584634 - 11/01/07 04:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You sayin' I'm a roach? :confused:


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: jonathanseagull]
    #7584930 - 11/01/07 05:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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jonathanseagull said:
Middleman, can you give any more information on these papers you posted?




It turned out to be a hoax in promo for Halo 3.

Just because 99% of ufo / alien related material online is bogus doesn't mean I'll stop searching for that 1%.

Nice art anyway... http://isaaccaret.fortunecity.com/


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: Ego Death]
    #7585392 - 11/01/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Ego Death said:
:rofl:

Yes an intelligent alien being that has clearly used ms-paint to send us their transmissions!




the more advanced aliens all use The Gimp


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #7586629 - 11/02/07 05:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

At first I laughed at this thread, but entertaining the idea made me think about how when the 'aliens' say these white men/reptillo are blind, maybe they don't mean visually.

Third eye blind? It would make sense.. judging by how, generally speaking, the whites have had a total disregard for other forms of life. adjust, what do you think?


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: WScott]
    #7601326 - 11/06/07 02:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

in all intelligent species there is an analogous word to "blind"

it means that one is cut off from information that is usually automatic

it does not mean in this context that they are unable to see, but what exactly the author does mean i am not sure


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #7601426 - 11/06/07 05:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

holy shit some kind of alien has landed... beautiful just beautiful:peace:


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Re: excerpt from a book on humans, written by extraterrestrials [Re: Mastamike1118]
    #7601988 - 11/06/07 10:36 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

white people are fucked.


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