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blkjkrabbit

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god send some fucking single girls
#7442370 - 09/23/07 12:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok. I've taken girls on dates and had random one night stands and shit, but how come every time I invest fucking truckloads of time and attention on girls for a longer term relationship, I either a) discover their left ring finger is unhappily occupied by that gold ring of shit or b) they drop some line that always goes like "yeah blah blah blah my boyfriend blah blah blah" at which point I think "FUCK!, you should have said that shit EARLIER!" I think I'm not even aware of myself slowly entering their friend zone...Why are the best girls always taken? Fuck
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RandalFlagg
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7442374 - 09/23/07 12:20 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Awesome girls are usually taken. Are you surprised?
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SneezingPenis
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7442391 - 09/23/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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who usually just want some guy to talk to about how shitty their boyfriend treats them.
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blkjkrabbit

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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7442394 - 09/23/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm not surprised, but that doesn't mean I can't be pissed about it - because they're usually taken by assholes. The girls in turn find nice guys and have them soak up their baggage like an emotional tampon. I hate occupying this role so often - the guy you can always count on, your best friend, like a brother - but someone you could never go out with, never have sex with, never be more than just a fucking friend with.
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blkjkrabbit

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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7442398 - 09/23/07 12:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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YawningAnus said: who usually just want some guy to talk to about how shitty their boyfriend treats them.
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7442405 - 09/23/07 12:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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the dick is smarter then the brain of course didnt u kno it gets to the point and never drags a story along
all in all who cares as long as theres a truckload which i could use again soon just do it and make this life look different from hell
and if yous looking for a relationship ....grow up if yous passed me in that area ....good luck
take care man and take it easy
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7442408 - 09/23/07 12:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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what is up with people wanting exclusive relationships? i just dont get it. if those are the only girls that you end up with, then make the best of the situation. take pride in being the hot fling on the side
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SneezingPenis
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: Crystal G]
#7442411 - 09/23/07 12:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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because when you have a steady bitch you get perks like road head and she cleans your house and gives you a great excuse to bail on your friends when you need to.
granted you could get some street ho to do all this, but she will eventually steal everything you own to support her drug habit.
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7442413 - 09/23/07 12:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you can't work a "So you and your boyfriend must..." or the like into conversation early in your relationship to feel the waters then you deserve to waste all your time on befriending these taken girls.
Don't damn the women you come in contact with for not divulging every iota of their life story. Damn your own lack of observational and conversational skills.
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blkjkrabbit

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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7442420 - 09/23/07 12:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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YawningAnus said: because when you have a steady bitch you get perks like road head and she cleans your house and gives you a great excuse to bail on your friends when you need to.
^^what he said. killing 40s and smoking bowls with girlfriends, is fucking kickass. some of the most fun times i've ever had are tripping with a girl i'm involved with. random hookups just aren't fun, and neither are prissy bitches.
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7442438 - 09/23/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
YawningAnus said: because when you have a steady bitch you get perks like road head and she cleans your house and gives you a great excuse to bail on your friends when you need to.
granted you could get some street ho to do all this, but she will eventually steal everything you own to support her drug habit.
now see, i prefer to abstain from all relationships unless no strings truly are attached (and no tricks come embedded in the "fine print" sneaking up on you later). additionally, the forming of this union will have to result in both parties' monetary, social, or educational benefit. i prefer to see relationships as a long-term investment or business transaction--similar to a legal marriage--except there would be absolutely no children, and both parties are open and free to be with other sexual partners as they please. no emotional commitment, no drama, no lies.
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: Crystal G]
#7442442 - 09/23/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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God why do I not get a lot of girls? Arg
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blkjkrabbit

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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: DNKYD]
#7442446 - 09/23/07 12:58 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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DNKYD said: If you can't work a "So you and your boyfriend must..." or the like into conversation early in your relationship to feel the waters then you deserve to waste all your time on befriending these taken girls.
Don't damn the women you come in contact with for not divulging every iota of their life story. Damn your own lack of observational and conversational skills.
that's a clever way of asking I never thought of that. I normally don't try to give my intentions away right away but I've found a rule that seems to apply to me at least. If you don't get a kiss on the second date minimum, shit isn't gonna happen.
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: Crystal G]
#7442450 - 09/23/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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YawningAnus said: because when you have a steady bitch you get perks like road head and she cleans your house and gives you a great excuse to bail on your friends when you need to.
granted you could get some street ho to do all this, but she will eventually steal everything you own to support her drug habit.
now see, i prefer to abstain from all relationships unless no strings truly are attached (and no tricks come embedded in the "fine print" sneaking up on you later). additionally, the forming of this union will have to result in both parties' monetary, social, or educational benefit. i prefer to see relationships as a long-term investment or business transaction--similar to a legal marriage--except there would be absolutely no children, and both parties are open and free to be with other sexual partners as they please. no emotional commitment, no drama, no lies.
yeah, and those relationships last until she is a bridesmaid in some sluts wedding.
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7442451 - 09/23/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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fuck i wish i knew that sooner
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blkjkrabbit

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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: ShiVersblood]
#7442460 - 09/23/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ShiVersblood said: fuck i wish i knew that sooner
eat shit and die fucking parasite
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7442461 - 09/23/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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YawningAnus said:
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Crystal G said:
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YawningAnus said: because when you have a steady bitch you get perks like road head and she cleans your house and gives you a great excuse to bail on your friends when you need to.
granted you could get some street ho to do all this, but she will eventually steal everything you own to support her drug habit.
now see, i prefer to abstain from all relationships unless no strings truly are attached (and no tricks come embedded in the "fine print" sneaking up on you later). additionally, the forming of this union will have to result in both parties' monetary, social, or educational benefit. i prefer to see relationships as a long-term investment or business transaction--similar to a legal marriage--except there would be absolutely no children, and both parties are open and free to be with other sexual partners as they please. no emotional commitment, no drama, no lies.
yeah, and those relationships last until she is a bridesmaid in some sluts wedding.
thats strange. marriage in western culture implies some kind of exclusive commitment that totally contradicts with the aforementioned. **note the ONLY exception that i might see is to acquire citizenship to a foreign country you stand no chance of living in
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blkjkrabbit

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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: Crystal G]
#7442468 - 09/23/07 01:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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YawningAnus said: because when you have a steady bitch you get perks like road head and she cleans your house and gives you a great excuse to bail on your friends when you need to.
granted you could get some street ho to do all this, but she will eventually steal everything you own to support her drug habit.
now see, i prefer to abstain from all relationships unless no strings truly are attached (and no tricks come embedded in the "fine print" sneaking up on you later). additionally, the forming of this union will have to result in both parties' monetary, social, or educational benefit. i prefer to see relationships as a long-term investment or business transaction--similar to a legal marriage--except there would be absolutely no children, and both parties are open and free to be with other sexual partners as they please. no emotional commitment, no drama, no lies.
are you a Mormon?
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7442481 - 09/23/07 01:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no, i just really value my freedom and wouldnt exchange any bit of it out of mere obligation for an S/O.
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Re: god send some fucking single girls [Re: Crystal G]
#7442493 - 09/23/07 01:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Would it even be a relationship (with the definition of relationship pertaining to the topic creator's gripe) if there was no emotional commitment?
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