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What do you do to stop from masterbating?
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I need some help, I want to see how long I can make it without beatin' it. What are some methods of approach here?


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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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Every time you get the urge call your mom and chat...and if you still find yourself doing it while on the phone with her you can classify yourself as a certified sicko.

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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1. Pray to Jesus
2. Think about grandma when you start to pop a bone
3. Remove all forms of lubrication (including mayonaisse) from the house
4. Rub hot pepper powder on your hands so that a light, powdery coating is kept there all day


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Stein]
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:rofl:

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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tie a string around your member so you can't get a boner? I dunno. I would never suppress such natural urges.

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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I slide into a form which has no interest in masturbation.

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: MOTH]
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delete your porn stash
or at least 95% of it


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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/advice.asp


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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: MOTH]
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get laid!!! :bananabang:


-Kingboomer


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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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cut your dick off.


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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: kingboomer]
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Just stop. the hard part is when you overcome that first urge, then it gets easier the next few times until you kind of find it wrong to masturbate. then a few days or couple weeks later you can give yourself the time and feel like you deserve it.


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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Konnrade]
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http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612 <--shit is fucked
Masturbating*
Why wouldn't you want to beat it anyways?


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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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yeah, why do you want to stop? its totally normal

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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Sandpaper + lemon juice.


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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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Nothing wrong with masturbating imo,
it's the cumming that's a TREMENDOUS waste of energy.

And porn is psychic poison, imo.

Try turning it into an exercise, takes the appeal away real quick.

Check out The Tantric Penis Lessons.

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Middleman]
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find a girlfriend.

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Syle]
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Masturbate on ecstasy. You really won't have interest in it for QUITE a while afterward.

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Newbie]
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why?


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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: DistortedEyes]
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Because it's so good and you do it for so long on X, when you come off of it it just doesn't feel the same for a while.  Same with sex :shrug:



On a side note, am I supposed to separate it and it with a comma or is it correct how I have it?

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Re: What do you do to stop from masterbating? [Re: Newbie]
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yeah i think you need a comma


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