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InvisibleDelyrium
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i love to masturbate
    #3093516 - 09/05/04 01:21 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yep - like 2 times a day. it's amazing. sof ucking amazing. im gonan go at it now.


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093521 - 09/05/04 01:22 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Hah, that's funny, I just did it not 5 minutes ago.


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InvisibleDelyrium
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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3093525 - 09/05/04 01:23 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

what di du think of?


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093534 - 09/05/04 01:25 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Me to!!


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093536 - 09/05/04 01:26 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

This thread makes me wanna :stonedjerk:


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InvisibleDelyrium
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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: aje]
    #3093538 - 09/05/04 01:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

lets all do it!!!! www.literotica.com

it's the best


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Chauvanistic republican
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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093541 - 09/05/04 01:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Good for you!

Don't let your self-pleasuring throw off your getting laid happiness tho....

I'm pretty sure the entire "i have to watch porn" bit could happen in women too...


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093543 - 09/05/04 01:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Delyrium said:
what di du think of?




What did I think of? Fucking an eye socket of course!!


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InvisibleDelyrium
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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3093548 - 09/05/04 01:28 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

eye sockets are so hot


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093561 - 09/05/04 01:33 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, a favorite passtime for sure. But, sex with a super partner is always better.

Masturbation rulez when you're coked tho. (Haven't been coked in years tho)

Don't temp me. That's BAD shit!

Oh geez, I'm shitfaced..........


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093575 - 09/05/04 01:42 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Delyrium said:
eye sockets are so hot




I know... say... you didn't happen to think of being fucked in the eye socket, did you?


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InvisibleDelyrium
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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: TM]
    #3093590 - 09/05/04 01:46 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

oooo god i need it.


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I wish that he?d be gone
Chauvanistic republican
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Forgot how to write a song


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093599 - 09/05/04 01:49 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Need to be coked and mastubate? Or need sex with a super partner?

Damnit girl, let's do both!!

The door's unlocked. :wink:


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093601 - 09/05/04 01:49 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

/Plucks out Delyrium's eye ball


... Errr... this is getting kind of weird. :crazy:


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3093605 - 09/05/04 01:50 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

/me puts on robe and wizard hat


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Shroomism]
    #3093613 - 09/05/04 01:54 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
/me puts on robe and wizard hat




Haha. How kinky


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093619 - 09/05/04 01:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Me too.  Being turned on all the time gets annoying though.  For some reason whenever I have a fever, I'm horny all the time.  I've self-pleasured more then 8 times in the past 24 hours.  :frown:


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: MOTH]
    #3093623 - 09/05/04 01:58 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
Me too.  Being turned on all the time gets annoying though.  For some reason whenever I have a fever, I'm horny all the time.  I've self-pleasured more then 8 times in the past 24 hours.  :frown:




DAMN! It's not possible for me to go at it 8 times in 24 hours. Just hurts after a while. I guess that's the downfall of having a penis.


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: Delyrium]
    #3093628 - 09/05/04 02:01 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

who doesnt ??I love to jack it!!!! ohh aaa


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Re: i love to masturbate [Re: TM]
    #3093658 - 09/05/04 02:14 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

shit I was up all night last night on blow drinking beers and shit, man as soon as that wore off I felt shitty till I started drinking again tonight


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