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A couple were in their honeymoon suite about to make love and the new bride had to run to the bathroom real quick. On the way she tripped on the carpet and busted pretty bad. The husband was showing serious concern, "Honey, are you alright?" as he runs to help her up. She said she was and continued to the rest room.

On the way back she tripped again and he showed even more concern as he picked her up, "Honey, are you ok?" He pampered her all the way back to the bed.

They started making love and after they had both orgasmed she went to the rest room to clean up and tripped again and hit her head on the dresser.


He said, "You clumsy bitch!"





Let's keep this going. Tell some jokes, damn it.

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Re: a joke. [Re: Cowgold]
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Heh


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Re: a joke. [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold went to the bathroom to urinate. He whipped his junk out and the biggest joke in the history of the world was to be found in his hand.

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Re: a joke. [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Not the first time I've heard that one. 

My ex girlfriend likes to tell that one.  :cryariver:

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Re: a joke. [Re: Cowgold]
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Ok, what do six union workers and six lesbians have in common?

None of them like doing dick.

How do you keep a black guy from breaking into your place?

Put a "Help Wanted" sign in the window.

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Re: a joke. [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:lol:


Why did the outdoorsman paint his canoe black?









So it wouldn't tip.

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Re: a joke. [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
Why did the outdoorsman paint his canoe black?
So it wouldn't tip.


That one made me Chuckle.


here's one for you nuclear physicist or some gay shit:

A neutron walks into a bar. “I'd like a beer,” he says.

The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.

“For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge.”


:smirk:


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Re: a joke. [Re: CaptainH13]
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How many men does it take to change a kitchen light bulb? none, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Re: a joke. [Re: SneezingPenis]
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What do you tell the bitch with two black eyes??

Nothin'-You already told her twice!

You can tell your in Polack country when you see maple buckets hangin' from telephone poles.

The Polack national bird is the housefly.

I have Sir Francis Drake names!


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Re: a joke. [Re: Apollyphelion]
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for the geeks: God is real unless declared integer.


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Re: a joke. [Re: Cowgold]
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...
uhhhhhhh
Something about this new guy is fishy.


My favorite Jew joke has to be the classic:
Why are Jews' noses so big?
Because air is free!


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Re: a joke. [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
...
uhhhhhhh
Something about this new guy is fishy.


My favorite Jew joke has to be the classic:
Why are Jews' noses so big?
Because air is free!



:salmon:


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Re: a joke. [Re: jewunit]
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What's a jew's biggest dilemma?

Free pork.

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Re: a joke. [Re: Cowgold]
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Knock! Knock!

Who's There?

Fishboy.

Fishboy who?

TINY FUCKED A STUMP AAAARRRGHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!


*EDIT: sorry, i had to. Its a running joke with my group of close friends.
we use tiny fucked a stump knock knock joke for a quick laugh, like that movie.
but sometime we will interupt each others stories with the punchline "tiny fucked a stump" when someone pauses right before they tell the highlight of thier story.

Edited by four20snakeman (06/26/07 12:26 AM)

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Re: a joke. [Re: four20snakeman]
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A man takes his pregnant wife to a gynecologist.

The doctor after examining her, says it is nothing but gas.

The man barks, "WTF, do you think i am a gas pump?"


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Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
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