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Help me make a joke
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Okay
I think there is a good joke here
but can't seem to find it. Here are the pieces of the puzzle.

I'm looking for the best way one can arrange the following ideas into an elegant vessel of humor:

-A Rock star
-Masturbation
-The Cum on Hotel Room Ceilings
-The bigger your ego is the harder you cum

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So rockstars have big egos, which makes it possible for them to shoot their cum up to the heights of hotel ceilings.

BUT

Rockstars probably and usually shoot inside flesh orifices, so why would they be spanking it, shootin cum on hotel ceilings? It doesn't make sense to me. BUTT I think there is something there.

Let's talk about semen for a minute. I shoot pretty damn high, but I'm also the most humble person in all of eternity ever for all time forever, so which makes believe there is truth to this joke, because Humblecum Rocks like a Rockstar, which makes it funny. Wait, What?

Also, masturbation has to be included in the joke because every one knows the loads on ceilings have to be shot from very high dick pressure during long jack-off sessions from corporate swinefags. So MAYBE the piece of a puzzle is NOT the Rockstar, but a Corporate Swinefag, because they probably contain egos big enough capable of sustaining ling bouts of high penis pressure persisting pleasantly Puking sPerm. Okay, I kind of cheated a sort of visual alliteration in there, I can be a jerk off when talking about jacking off.

So I definitely think the big Ego relates to Cumming Hard and Rockstars Cum hard which shoot cum into cummy hotel ceilings because of ridiculous jimmy tension. Plus, Masturbation is fun and funny!

So, can you all help me find a joke? I left all the clues you need to succeed!

I have ooh-la-la names!


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Re: Help me make a joke [Re: Apollyphelion]
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C'mon Detectives!

WE can find it!

Even if it is not funny!

There is still room for a joke.


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Re: Help me make a joke [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Do you like fishstix?

(anyone get it?)

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Re: Help me make a joke [Re: bloomersooner]
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I actually am a Gay Fish, and a Straight Kangaroo, all hoppin around hopped up on hoppy beer.


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Re: Help me make a joke [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Be cautious:
Underestimating
My Joke thread may
Perplex you


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Re: Help me make a joke [Re: Apollyphelion]
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A colored guy, a jew, and a mexian walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck out!"


That's not what you were looking for at all:lol:


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Re: Help me make a joke [Re: bloomersooner]
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bloomersooner said:
Do you like fishstix?

(anyone get it?)



I like fishsticks :shrug:


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Re: Help me make a joke [Re: tpihkal]
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----Knock knock!

--Who's there?

---The maid.

--The maid who?

---The maid who got called to clean your jizzum off the ceiling bcuz you are a rockstar and/or corporate swinefag and you have a big ego so you cum hard and something about fish dicks


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Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it would just learn to keep its mouth shut.

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Re: Help me make a joke [Re: Zippy]
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That sounded better in my head... :shrug:


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Re: Help me make a joke [Re: Zippy]
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Zippy said:
----Knock knock!

--Who's there?

---The maid.

--The maid who?

---The maid who got called to clean your jizzum off the ceiling bcuz you are a rockstar and/or corporate swinefag and you have a big ego so you cum hard and something about fish dicks


Actually, /i think you are on to something! I think the joke may lie in the perspective of the Semen Cleaner, NOT the Semen Shooter:strokebeard:


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