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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: CantiSama]
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CantiSama said:
am i the only one who hasn't shit their pants?


Maybe you should try it sometime.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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It was pretty fun when I was fucking a prostitute but I was so drunk I couldn't come. Good times.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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A girl tried to suck me off at least 3 times on 3 different occasions.  I could never get it up because i found her too 'plain'. (mind you, she wasn't ugly at all.  Pretty good looking actualy.)
But hey, if you're not my type...then you're not my type.


Now she's hot and I find myself thinking I'm an idiot.  :lol:


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: RuNE]
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That reminds me of another incident (I have hundreds of embarrassing incidents, most of them I now look back on with humor.) When I was 14, I had a sort of threesome with two hot 16 year-old girls, except as I didn't have a condom to fuck them they both just took turns sucking me off. In spite of the fact that they gave awesome head, it took me probably at least 3 hours to come! And when I did come, it was because one of the girls was giving me a handjob since they'd just gotten tired of sucking so much cock in one night. Fucking weird shit, I tell you. I'll never understand what my penis is thinking.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Ravus]
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I have a brutal one. 

I think I'm around 14 (I was jacking off like a mad man durring that time) I was sharing a room with my older brother. (who wasn't there.) I'm in the middle of a session.  I'm laying in my bed, which faces the door.. and I am under a blanket.  I was on the very brink of climax.  I then heard the door bust open which made me jerk my hand up and sent me into an orgasm.  It was my brother. 
lmao.. He looks at me strange..  and I'm trying to contain my self..  I just mumble:  I'm so exhausted.  He was like, what?  it was horrible trying to hold a strait face.  He grabbed what he needed and walked out. 

victory! :thumbup: :grin:


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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I have none

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: canozen]
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canozen said:
I had dated this girl for about a month. We decided to meet me at a local club. The problem is i got there at 4:00, she meet me there at 8:30. I was WASTED,little too her knowledge. Anyways we leave at 10:00 for some sweet loving. So i was on top doing my thing, and i spew chunks. It was our first time together and she freaked out. Can't hardly blame her. And i really don't remember anything. Just had to decipher the aftermath the next day. I was so embraced. Looking back now, it's kinda funny well, maybe not to her.


Yow. A friend of mine had that happen...and she came back! He knew it was meant to be...

Similarly, I was going down on my then girlfriend. The room was only lit through the windows by a very orange parking lot light and it wasn't until several minutes later that I noticed some kind of liquidy substance on her breasts and stomach. I must have bumped by nose especially hard on her pubic bone and had dripped blood on her over several minutes. We had been dating for a couple years at this point so it wasn't traumatic or dirty and shocking, but it was definitely a break in the flow. We got her cleaned up and me cleaned up and she finished me off herself. So kind. Ah well...


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: goobler]
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Have you never been embarressed?


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: ApJunkie]
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16/17 - mental hospital. Told me to get naked for a "body check." I was pretty embarressed. I think that may have been the point, those bastards. They even told me to remove my bra and panties. Then two doctors and a nurse examined me. It was so weird.



I had that happen its very unerving isnt it??? why the hell do they have to do that?? My most embarrassing moment was whenever I posted my life draa stories on topia lkike how i hit a deer friday flipped my car sunda in the same corner where i hit the deer and almost got abducted and raped on my walk to the doctors office yesterday and all hippie had to say was .. you'd make a good writer someday you should make movies.. basically calling me a liar and nothing pisses me off more than fakeness.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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moth :hug:

you've had your share in life eh?

i have a couple of silly stories, couldn't think of anything alse worth mentioning.. well apart from my first time having sex, always remember "set and setting!!!" :smirk:

when i was 13 i missed my friends "Bar Mitzva" because my borther took me to see the Mederano circus which came to town. i simply forgot about my othe ingagment but the real emberessment was when the giraffs came in and i yelled at the top of my lungs "WOW LOOK AT THOSE ZEBRAS". my brothers still bring that up when they want to take a crack at me ::smirk:

and althouge this was something no one alse noticed i still remember being EXTREAMLY emberessed when my dad returned from over seas just as i orgasemed, i was alone at home thinking i still have time untill he shows up but just as i came i hear the noize of the key turning. it would be expected that i'd be relaly happy to see my dad but i was VERY silent (trying to hide my sticky hand and finding time to wipe it off...) i avoided hugging my dad and was very rude. a few minuts later when he opend his bags to give me a present (i had time to get cleaned up and calm down) i jumped and hugged him, obviusly very happy. he was probably offended and actualy did mention the fact that i wasn't quite too happy to see him befor that :shrug:
i couldn't explain it... i don't think i would be able to even today!


i've probably repressed many other things but really i can't think of anything alse!


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Simisu]
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and of course i could mention MANY paranoid episodes around my friends.
once actualy going off at them out of the blue, when two girls we didn't know were there. needless to say i scared them off. i really broke down that time, cried for hours and there was no where to run to/hide. we were stying in Sinai (egypt, near the boarder) in these huts on the beach with deasert all around... i was stoned 90% of the time which made it worse...
i still haven't recovered from that day!

and there were many other days my paranoia fucked with me but none THAT bad!


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Asante]
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never

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: goobler]
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XYZ


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Ravus]
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Ravus said:
In spite of the fact that they gave awesome head, it took me probably at least 3 hours to come!


3 hours?  Come on now Ravus.  :wink:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Simisu]
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I've been slightly embarresed a few times. I dont piss or shit mself, I can handle myself when totally blazed. WHenever I've needed to throw I've always made it to a porcelain god. I spose thinking back it was pretty embarresing how I acted when I turned up at work whilst on mushrooms, I was clueless.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MovingTarget]
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I can't think of any specific to me. but.... my good friend thomas (who claims hes straight) got off with a dude. I had a camera handy

http://void.securityexploits.com/images/tom_gay.jpg

and another time when he was rat assed I caught him 'fisting' a whale :

http://void.securityexploits.com/images/tom_pwn3ed.jpg

I bring these photos out from time to time. Hahah Im glad I've never done any stupid shit when theres people with cameras around.

The only even I can think of is when I drunk a litre of vodka and a few cans of cider and then started to get with this girl that I liked for a while (and damn was she hot)... Then the alcohol sort of kicked in and I was proper pissed.. and I through up a bit and passed out on a bench. Got woken up by the police... Heh. The next day when people were telling me about the party and aparently she gave head to the biggest cunt I know (while I was passed out on the bench.)

That pissed me off to no ends.

Another time with the same girl I ate an oz of liberty caps and bombed a half gram of k and was sat on this chair just sorta being wrecked at a party watching the lights (I was on the verge of a khole - kepts slipping in and out) and she came and sat next to me, put her arm around me and shit. But because I was so ketamized I could hardly move at all. She sat with me for a bit and the fucked off and got with some other guy.

AHHH. that one pissed me off the most.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MovingTarget]
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Alright...
My G/F(later my first wife), 17 years old, and I, 22years old, were living with another couple in a 2-bedroom house. She would stay over a few nights, then go back to her grandmother's house.
One night, we needed some privacy, as the house had a party goin' on. we drove out to "Pecker's Point", a (kinda) remote pull-out on a dirt road about a mile from our house.It's very dark, and we move into the backseat. Sexual Intercourse ensues.
All of a sudden, there is a knock on the window above my head. She rolls off of me, and there I am, in all my hardness, with a flashlight shining down on me. A Cop indentifies himself, and asks" What are your guys doing here?" I look down on my hard cock, still illuminated by his light, and say "What do you think we're doing, officer?"
I explained our situation, where we lived, and he told us to go home. No ID check, just put your pants on and go home.
Whew, as that would have been "Contributing" at the very least...might even have been "Statuatory" at that time, as this was almost 20 years ago.
When we got back to the party, we couldn't stop laughing. Caught in the act, Bare-Boned and all.
Peace

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: deadheadjpc2000]
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Was daydreaming in delinquent school one day, when i'm snapped back to reality by my teacher telling me to give my oral report to the class.
I was rock hard, and the uniforms were sweatpants. I tried to stall, but one of the drills told me that if i didn't stand up, and give my report i was fucked. So i did, and i was mortified.


We met at a party,I was 16, and she was 26. Very attractive. Somehow managed to get into her bed, but was to sloshed to make my dick work. We tried for ever before i gave up, and tried to play it off and tell her it was because i was gay :tongue:.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Dreamer987]
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Heh, that's pretty good. 

I seem to remember another story from you awhile back about passing out beneath an underpass and waking up next to a dude.  :wink:

Am I just fantasizing or did that happen to you?

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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yea, that was me. It was in otd, but the shit got deleted.
It was dark, and i thought it was a chick. Anyway, she... er he didn't let me do anything besides cuddle :smirk:.


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