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Most embarressing incidents of my entire life
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1. I was listening to something private on the computer and masturbating (thinking I was alone) and my mother came in and saw it all. I've never been...so humiliated. I cried violently and my mom kept trying to reassure me with, "It's natural, honey."

2. In second grade, I decided not to wear a skirt to school one day. This is because I was in a school play, as a Nannygoat, and I decided to dress how I thought a "nannygoat" should dress. Instead, I wore only pantyhose. Everyone laughed at me and pointed. I hid out in the broom closet and sobbed.


3. Around 14, I was swimming in the pool with my family, unknowing that I had a huge booger on my forehead. I can't go on about this one, because it's just that traumatic.

4. 16/17 - mental hospital. Told me to get naked for a "body check." I was pretty embarressed. I think that may have been the point, those bastards. They even told me to remove my bra and panties. Then two doctors and a nurse examined me. It was so weird.

5. Age 22, Petsmart. I apparently had a HUGE HOLE in the ass-crack part of my pants, and didn't even know it. A co-worker did. And didn't tell me about it for several weeks. Nobody said anything. I kept wearing the same old, holey pants. Finally I sat down on a cold metal surface. And knew that something was wrong.

6. Drunken fiasco (first one ever), age 18. I was so proud of myself because I got puking drunk, but really, looking back, it was totally embarressing. I vomited all over myself and the guy I was messing around with. Then I passed out. Then they had to drag me out to the car and dropped me off on my parent's picnic table where my dad found me gagging the next morning.

7. Around the same time. First sexual experience. The dude said, "My fish don't swim upstream," and I was like, "Oh really? That's cool," because my parents gave me a Doctor Dobson manual on abstinence to read instead of filing me in about the REAL THING. I found out later. How FUCKING EMBARRESSING.

8. Later on that week, fucking this same guy, his grandmother walks in on us WHEN I'M ASS NAKED FUCKING THIS GUY. wtf. She stands there long enough to process what's happeninng, then leaves. Later this dude wants me to "talk to his grandmother and make peace with her" about the whole fucking incident. So I end up sucking up to this woman that saw me ass naked with the cock of her grandson inside. She was nice though.

8. Age 18, drunken fiasco when my then-boyfriend and I were dating. Got sloshed and on the drive home pissed all over the leather seats of his fancy BMW. Go to his house for the night, and piss all over his mother's living room couch. I tried to pretend like that didn't happen though.

9. Age 19...drunken fiasco. This is truly embarressing. Me, alone in Austin with only a bottle of gin to keep me company. What do I do? Talk to my cat, and get wasted. Then get a little friendly with a knife in the kitchen. Pass out covered in blood. People come home. Ambulence is called and I get a fucking 1500 hospital bill and strapped down to a bed with IVs. I manage to rip out IVs, wriggle free of bonds, evade doctors, and stagger through the ER out into the parking lot calling for my husband. How humiliating.

10. Age 21. I ate shrooms with a friend and go tearing through the river. By the river's end, my pants are hanging off of me in shreds. My ass is hanging out. I walk through the middle of Georgetown with said friend for at least a few miles, clutching a blanket to my ass. This isn't so much embarressing as a fond memory.

11. Eat xanax and get drunk. Mess around with a friend. End up stripping. Friend's girlfriend wakes up and sees us passed out together naked. (NOTHING happened though) Oh yeah...this particular incident has occured more then once. Only the second time, I kept my clothes on. I probably should steer clear of depressant type drugs.

So there's my list of embarressing moments. The ones I can remember clearly, at least. Horrendous, aren't they. For some reason, I feel like getting all of them off my chest.

Hopefully it was just as painful for you as it was for me.

But what the fuck. I'm not ashamed. I can laugh at myself. Life is funny.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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hahaha, those rock! it wasn't so much painful, as it made me laugh because I've had tons of terrible experiences, but I always feel better about them knowing at least someone is getting a little enjoyment out of it :-P

I'll share one of mine with you;
I was singing a solo at my High School graduation in front of 2000 people, and just when I was going for the beautiful high note (like epitomy of the peice) my voice FUCKING CRACKS. it was the most godawful sounding note you'll ever hear, and it was broadcast over the loudspeakers to everyone in my grade, my family, and friends.

what do ya think?

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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Hahaha... reminds me of this video



I've been lucky I guess, I can't really think of any particularly embarrasing moments off the top of my head. If I do I'll post them though.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Ythan]
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OMG...holy shit, that video is fucking hilarious!!

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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First time on a trampoline was with neighbor girl.

Her name was Nicole and one day we were playing (she was older than me) and she invited me up onto her trampoline. It was the first time I had ever been on one and thought it was one of the best things ever created by mankind. There I was jumping up and down when Nicole stopped her jump and proceeded to wait for me to come down from the height of my jump. Right as I landed she did a little jump and landed at the same time, which catapulted me back up into the air, unprepared, wondering what the hell just happened. It was too late when I failed to notice that I was heading towards the side of the trampoline.

Being inexperienced in body contortion, I attempted to move my body in a position I thought would be adequate for minimum damage. No, it didn’t work like I planned. At all. Somehow, I landed directly on my chest and flipped straight over the railing and slammed my head on the freshly clipped grass. It was the first time I saw stars, the first time I saw the energy of my heartbeat in the peripherals of my eyes, and the first time I couldn’t breathe.

I lay there, gasping for air, completely convinced that I was done for. Making the most awful sound I have ever made. When I finally caught my wind, I was so embarassed about making that sound.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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God bless alcohol


anyways, some emberassing ones are when my dad caught me jerking off a couple years back.... so so akward

also, another emberassing thing was when my friend told this girl i liked at the time that i had a uncircumsized penis


apparentley, at the time atleast, it was wrong or unheard of to have a uncircumsized penis

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: OzzyOz]
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To the uncircumsized man, I say: "Here here!"

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: OzzyOz]
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LMAO Ythan that video started playing when my fiancee answered the phone when i called her a minute ago. My name is mike and I was like wtf?!?!?!

hahaha:dielaughing:that was classic...


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
First time on a trampoline was with neighbor girl. 

Her name was Nicole and one day we were playing (she was older than me) and she invited me up onto her trampoline.  It was the first time I had ever been on one and thought it was one of the best things ever created by mankind.  There I was jumping up and down when Nicole stopped her jump and proceeded to wait for me to come down from the height of my jump.  Right as I landed she did a little jump and landed at the same time, which catapulted me back up into the air, unprepared, wondering what the hell just happened.  It was too late when I failed to notice that I was heading towards the side of the trampoline. 

Being inexperienced in body contortion, I attempted to move my body in a position I thought would be adequate for minimum damage.  No, it didn’t work like I planned.  At all.  Somehow, I landed directly on my chest and flipped straight over the railing and slammed my head on the freshly clipped grass.  It was the first time I saw stars, the first time I saw the energy of my heartbeat in the peripherals of my eyes, and the first time I couldn’t breathe. 

I lay there, gasping for air, completely convinced that I was done for.  Making the most awful sound I have ever made.  When I finally caught my wind, I was so embarassed about making that sound.


Trampolines are dangerous.  :thumbup:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: CosmicFunGuy]
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awwww, I can't see the video.... what's wrong?

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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You know...I sat and tried to think of a truly embarrassing moment for a good long while, hoping to have some antecdote to share. But I can't think of any. I guess I've been lucky in that respect...

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: adrug]
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You are lying and supressing... :grin:


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: adrug]
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I don't think it's luck. Most of my embarressing moments have come from being a crazy dumbass.

There's SOME fun in that, though.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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age 15 or 16 -- was cleaning up backyard and a moth flew at my head.  freaking out because I thought it was a hornet or something, I swatted at it, only to somehow send it directly into my ear :lol:

I tried to get it out with a q-tip, only made it much deeper.  Had to go to the hospital and wait in the waiting room while twitching every so often like Tweek from South Park because the moth would try to wriggle free frequently.



I know I have tons more of bad stories... ill think some more :grin:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: ApJunkie]
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One time I shit my pants and had to walk for miles on the beach....


I was worried for a while, until I remembered I was on mushrooms. I was so relieved (no pun intended) when I found out I hadn't really shit my pants. lol. One of the happiest moments of my life. It was embarrassing when I thought it was real!

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Boom]
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Booooom said:
age 15 or 16 -- was cleaning up backyard and a moth flew at my head.  freaking out because I thought it was a hornet or something, I swatted at it, only to somehow send it directly into my ear :lol:

I tried to get it out with a q-tip, only made it much deeper.  Had to go to the hospital and wait in the waiting room while twitching every so often like Tweek from South Park because the moth would try to wriggle free frequently.





WOW...that's messed up!!  :thumbup:

My head is the last place I'd want a bug to be stuck.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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I think it might have more to do with the amount of marijuana I consumed over the years.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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I live in Georgetown


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Boom]
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Booooom said:
age 15 or 16 -- was cleaning up backyard and a moth flew at my head.  freaking out because I thought it was a hornet or something, I swatted at it, only to somehow send it directly into my ear :lol:

I tried to get it out with a q-tip, only made it much deeper.  Had to go to the hospital and wait in the waiting room while twitching every so often like Tweek from South Park because the moth would try to wriggle free frequently.



I know I have tons more of bad stories... ill think some more :grin:



I would flip the fuck out, completely, if that happened to me.  Wait in the waiting room??? FUck that, I'd be in the emergency room screaming my head off. :laugh:


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Shamberlain]
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Shamberlain said:
One time I shit my pants and had to walk for miles on the beach....


I was worried for a while, until I remembered I was on mushrooms. I was so relieved (no pun intended) when I found out I hadn't really shit my pants. lol. One of the happiest moments of my life. It was embarrassing when I thought it was real!


That's funny. During my last acid trip, I had to take a shit so I went to the bathroom.

But I'm not used to shitting while tripping, so I wasn't sure what was happpening back there. It felt like my whole body was being turned inside out.

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