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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Jenny]
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Feel free to share.  :wink: 

I can't count the number of times my father hauled me out of the church pew and dragged me to a vacant sunday school room to give my ass a hearty spanking.  I still to this day have no idea what I was doing wrong.  :confused:

Once I snuck a rabbit into school for show and tell.  I lied to my parents and told them that my teacher said I could bring it in, when actually the teacher had specifically told me "no pets."  I brought it in anyway, the teacher flipped out, called my parents, and sent me and Snowball home where I got one of the worst spankings of my entire life. 

Which reminds me.  Spanking was such a huge part of my life as a kid, that I used to write a fiction series starring a man named Eric Puglisi who collected exotic paddles and whatnot from all over the world.  He had twelve kids, and a Paddle Room, and treated his wife like shit.  Whenever his kids would act up, he'd take his unique paddles (ceiling fans and vacuum cleaners even) and beat his kids with them. 

I'm writing all of this NOW because I found spankings to be HUGELY embarressing.  ("How dare you attempt to usurp my dignity, father!")

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: toastandjam]
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toastandjam said:
Man, I couldn't think of anything for the longest time. Maybe things are more repressed than I'm aware of, but one incident did come to mind. It's good to talk about these things now...

In 3rd grade, the school had a kind of carnival and a lock-in sleepover. It was actually a lot of fun. Anyways, festivities end, everyone puts out mats and sleeping bags in the classroom and goes to sleep.

I wake up around, oh, 3am and have to piss something fierce. I was really shy about waking anyone up, so I just kind of stayed where I was, deciding if I could hold it for the rest of the night. That definitely wasn't going to happen so I got up and made my way out to the bathrooms.

They were locked. All the bathrooms had been locked for the night. I'm thinking the exterior doors were locked too, because I'd have pissed outside if I could. Dejected, I go back to sleep. Well, I end up wetting myself while I'm asleep. Nothing I could really do about it...so much orange pop! I recall wriggling out of my underwear from inside my sleeping bag and cautiously depositing it in the trash can.

The next morning, the teacher, who I now assume must have woken up at some point, produces said pair of underwear in front of the entire class and proceeds to interrogate us about it. Specifically asks me if I know anything about it. What a bitch...


Wow man, that's rough. If it makes you feel any better, I was a nightly bed-wetter until I was 13, and couldn't sleep normally until I was 18 because I was so freaked out that it was happening to me. When I was a kid, I would pee my bed, and my parents would spank me for it. So I wouldn't tell them, and just sit in my wet and pissed pajamas for hours, just to evade the spanking. I remember many Saturday mornings watching cartoons while shivering and soaked in piss, because I was too embarressed and too afraid of getting spanked to tell my parents about my wet bed.

HOW FUCKING EMBARRESSING. Those assholes.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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I'm chock-full of humiliation. I could go on and on, I'm sure.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life *DELETED* [Re: MOTH]
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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: blink]
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blinkidiot said:
I'll share some of the drunk ones, only because after hearing (x) number of people tell me, they became permanent memories.  Like adrug, cannabis has saved me the burden of having them in longterm storage.

When I was 16 at a house party, I apparently put my blender on the edge of a table with a fishtank next to a couch.  Somebody nudged it off and the blender smashed to pieces.  I started yelling at the girl that did it and made her cry, promise to go to a bank, and get me money to replace it.  Once I assured myself that I'd replace the blender, I retired to the bathroom and let a shower run over me while I drank a 26oz bottle of spiced rum.  I woke up serveral times in withdrawl, shivering, dryheaving, etc. I cannot drink rum to this day.  I had to go to pick up my completed exams the next day at school.

A funnier story is the time my girlfriend, 3 friends of ours and I got caught skinny dipping here:
http://sca.uwaterloo.ca/~praetzel/Ontario/reduced/003_0002r.jpg


Haha, do tell.  :grin: What happened?

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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My most embarassing moments are all documented in OTD.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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Looks like the lid has popped off pandoras box..

I must say mushroom trips and LSD help a great deal to put your life in perspective, but some things, many described here, are just so MEAN, you can't get your head around it.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
  When I was a kid, I would pee my bed, and my parents would spank me for it.  So I wouldn't tell them, and just sit in my wet and pissed pajamas for hours, just to evade the spanking.  I remember many Saturday mornings watching cartoons while shivering and soaked in piss, because I was too embarressed and too afraid of getting spanked to tell my parents about my wet bed. 



Ok, I can't find the blue downfaced shaking head...but I was gonna give you a few of them.  I'm sorry your parents were so ignorant to the ways of the child.  I personally apologize for that.

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I'm chock-full of humiliation. I could go on and on, I'm sure.


:hug:  :cheerup:  :hug:


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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I had dated this girl for about a month. We decided to meet me at a local club. The problem is i got there at 4:00, she meet me there at 8:30. I was WASTED,little too her knowledge. Anyways we leave at 10:00 for some sweet loving. So i was on top doing my thing, and i spew chunks. It was our first time together and she freaked out. Can't hardly blame her. And i really don't remember anything. Just had to decipher the aftermath the next day. I was so embraced. Looking back now, it's kinda funny well, maybe not to her.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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Went to the top of a hill to pee while camping and peed into the wind. The embarassing part came when I returned to camp, stained.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Silversoul]
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My junior year of highschool my dad surprised me with a brand new 2006 Mustang GT when I got my license. A few months later, I was driving alongside the student parking, skipping class and going to get coffee. A guy failed to yield, and turned left into the parking lot. I was in the other lane and tried to avoid it by swerving left. I hit the back of his car, and spun into a giant snowbank. Every single student that drove to school saw "that kid who had the brand new mustang" on the side of the road. I was shattered, that car was my baby, and it was embarrassing having so many people talk to me about it.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: bhamlaxy]
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once after atrip to jack in the box me and some friends were walking back from jack and the box and i shit my pants, i ditched the underwear on someones doorstep, got shit faced drunk that night my friends have never let me forget it.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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It's not the actual content of your embarassing moments that scares me... It's the sheer amount of embarassing moments... Hahaha. I'm now convinced that all women are born bat-shit-crazy... Thanks for clearing that up for me  :grin:

I'm surprised it took you so long to learn... I learned after the first time.... I was 16, enjoying myself at a punk show that featured my friend's band. I somehow drank a 40 of vodka to myself, made the 5km walk to the concert, managed to get in, and mosh around for a few songs before all hell broke loose. I made it to the bathroom, but had somehow convinced myself that its not appropriate to vomit in a public place. I hear a familiar voice in the stall next to me. Its my buddy from the band. For some reason, I said "Dude... is it okay if I puke?" in the most drunken hilarious voice ever. He happened to have a tape recorder with him (why he had a tape recorder on the can, I never thought to ask)... And for the rest of my high school life, I heard that tape accompanied by the laughs of my friends on a weekly basis. They even managed to get the principal to play it over the PA one afternoon a few weeks before graduation. I still laugh about that, to this day... BUT it doesn't end there. I crashed at a friend's house after the show, that night. After I woke up, I found out they were having a grand 'ol time without me. They were drinking cough syrup (DXM), smoking pot, and snorting very large lines of cocaine. I quickly tried to catch up. Lesson: DXM+Alcohol+Cocaine+Marijuana is not a good combination.... I shit my pants 2 feet from the bathroom door. It was watery, but somehow I managed to get to the bathroom before it could leak all the way down my leg and leave a trail... I was lucky. I used his shower, and no one was the wiser. I even got laid that night, and she never knew just a few minutes before I had a pantload of feces. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I learned my lesson after that. I got all my embarassing moments over and done with in one night.

Oh and I've also felt the familiar feeling of "have I messed my pants?" while on psychadelics. However, having ACTUALLY messed my pants on that previous occasion, I have always been able to tell the difference between the two. HAHAHAHA

Edit: For those of you wondering, I cleaned my jeans in the shower. I put my boxers into the garbage bag, tied it, threw it out the window. I told my friends I vomitted on myself and took a shower with my clothes on to clean it. That's how I got away with it. Just thought I would add that in case any of you youngin's readin' this end up in the same situation. HAHAHAHA

Edited by FatSean (10/11/06 08:33 PM)

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: FatSean]
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am i the only one who hasn't shit their pants?


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Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: FatSean]
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I even got laid that night, and she never knew just a few minutes before I had a pantload of feces.



That, sir, is hardcore :grin:


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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Wow, your most embarrassing moments take the cake.

I recall sitting in a super quiet room at work, must have been about 50 people there and I had some bad gas. I struggled for a long time to hold it in and I obviously let one rip. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkk.... it was so loud and slow too. I was so. fucking. embarrassed. No doubt it was me. A couple people looked up (including some insanely hot chicks) and I just didn't know what to do.... I just sat there and everyone continued to read and mind their own business.

Another time I got caught wackin it.... by my little brother!!!!!!!!!

We made a fort down stairs and I took off the top part... we were going to blaze, munch and watch tv until we fell asleep. He left for a bit and I don't know what happened, but I started layin the mack on myself, and he walks right in there, I've got my cock in my hand... fuck. He just left, came back and we acted as if it never happened. We've never talked about it to this day.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: FatSean]
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FatSean said:
It's not the actual content of your embarassing moments that scares me... It's the sheer amount of embarassing moments... Hahaha. I'm now convinced that all women are born bat-shit-crazy... Thanks for clearing that up for me  :grin:


I'm atypical.  Most women would NEVER admit to any of this. 

Like a few weeks ago after taking a large dose of LSD, I was walking around my house naked, farted...and what happened?  The unexpected, all down my leg. 

I was shocked and...deeply humbled. 

God bless my soul.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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only thing that comes off the top of my head was when I was a freshman in high school and i was a scrawny lil shit and was late to english on the the first day teacher made me do 20 pushups....couldnt get past 2....yeah


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: apfrommsp]
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OMG, how embarrassing!  :shocked:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Asante]
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Now I'm interested

And I really have no embarassing moments


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