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I love my girlfriend
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We were together for about a year, before it developed into what it was, and i was ready to admit it.

just thought i would share. To all you lonely masterbating shroomerites out there, you can find love in the strangest places.


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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:smile:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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And where did you find your love(girlfriend)? Oh yah and just because I'm masturbating dosen't make me lonely(dosen't help though either)

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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: CriminalMinded]
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"And where did you find your love(girlfriend)?"

I was at her roomates halloween party last year. We were both incredibly drunk by the end of the night, and ended up having sex before we knew eachothers names.
I'm 18, shes 24, and we have nothing in comon.


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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An older woman....nice

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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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Dreamer987 said:
We were together for about a year, before it developed into what it was, and i was ready to admit it.

just thought i would share. To all you lonely masterbating shroomerites out there, you can find love in the strangest places.


god damn you! FUCK!!!!!! :mad:(j/k)


Un-requited love sux.


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: sui]
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was that directed at yourself or me?

Its requited. She says she loves me too.


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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:smile:

Alot of people, can't admit they love someone.  I'm glad you can.


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~Earth is the Insane Asylum of the Universe~

A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Gillette]
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I love my girlfriend so much it sometimes causes me physical discomfort. :crazy:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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AWWW!!  :heart:  Do I feel a double date coming on?!  :wink: 

Sorry I've been a stranger. 

Glad your heart beats with love!  :grin:

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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: MOTH]
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You'v got my #.
If you wana do something, just give me a call.


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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Yeah I met my girl on holiday, never thought it would turn out like this


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"This combines the good sides of every other drug with none of the bad. This is the ultimate luxury, the flawless wisdom-pleasure hit. More mellow and cozy than heroin, but you don't nod out. I feel more alive and wired and energetic than with speed, but not jangly. Its got the blast of cocaine, but it lasted ten times longer."

"Going to the grave without ever having a psychedelic experience is like going to the grave without ever having sex. That means you will die before even becoming an adolescent." -Terence Mckenna

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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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Dreamer987 said:
and ended up having sex before we knew eachothers names.



Nice.


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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I courted my girlfriend oldschool before anything ever happened. I'd go to her place, she'd bake me something to eat but nothing sexual ever happened for about a year.

My mom always told me to go for the good girls because they put out the most. Well, the last 2 relationships I've been in were with virgins and I'd have to say that's true... in the long run.

My old gf used to give gummers like there was no tomorrow and she was a take home to mom kinda girl. Well, not anymore but you know what I mean.

I love relationships with no fucking drama and lots of sex. :heart:


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maryjane is the only thing that makes the pain stop

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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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Dreamer987 said:
We were together for about a year, before it developed into what it was, and i was ready to admit it.

just thought i would share. To all you lonely masterbating shroomerites out there, you can find love in the strangest places.


I think I may have masturbated to those pictures of her by accident, mate, sorry.


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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Holy shit! It's been a LONG time since we've talked. Girlfriend? Crazyness.


I'm happy for you hun. :heart:


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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Yea, its been a while. I miss you.


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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I still love her. We live together now too. Night before last we both got tattoo's. She got a Hello Kitty on her back, and i got Your Name on my ass.


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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How's you? Hows the family? Who you bangin these days?


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Re: I love my girlfriend [Re: Dreamer987]
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The family is doing great. I'm crappy due to chronic back pain which is being taken care of. I think the pain is caused by lack of sex so to answer the last question...I'm not banging anyone these days. :frown:

I think I'm getting quite bitter.

I think I'm going to hold out until the Tool concert next month. That's when I just might get lucky. :wink:


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