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First They brought you the ban on guns
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but the UK doesnt stop there, will the governments wise up and realize the problem
doesnt lie with the tools of a killer but within the individual that commits the
crime. How long before citizens in the UK are disallowed from posessing any pointy
objects.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4581576.stm

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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Guess i better invest in Crayola stock

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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Quote:
Some martial arts enthusiasts who own the swords say they are only dangerous when used irresponsibly.



Duh.

I agree our government is reactionary and ban happy.  I mean one person goes ape shit with a sword and that means nobody can use a sword responsibly? 

:shrug:


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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Prisoner#1]
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with swords rapidly disappearing, death by stoning should be on the rise.

i'll laugh my ass off when they ban rocks over there.


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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: eric_the_red]
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several years ago in manchester a man was bludgeoned to death with a toaster,
unfortunately now the only option for toast in the UK is from the oven...
until someone weilds an electric range in a liquor store holdup.

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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Prisoner#1]
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"Don't make me go to medimum-high motherfucker! Just give me the moeny! I got the griddle right here!"


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"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Prisoner#1]
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This just in:  The UK is now banning fish.

:fishsmack:

What will they eat with their chips now?


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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Clearly the correct way to curb crime rates is to ban every possible object that could be used in a crime.

This includes hands. Hands must now be amputated prior to visiting the UK, or the owners shall face steep fines.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Silversoul]
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they'll just rename the chips to opression fries

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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:lol:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Konnrade]
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Konnrade said:
Clearly the correct way to curb crime rates is to ban every possible object that could be used in a crime.




no, the only true possible way to eliminate crime is to eliminate the laws,
without laws there is no illegal acts or substances, hence, no crime.

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Re: First They brought you the ban on guns [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
they'll just rename the chips to opression fries



:rofl:

Best line ever.


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