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Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career
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1. I faked a seizure in math class once. We had an Indian woman as a substitute teacher. She barely spoke English. As I faked the seizure I threw my body around, ran into desks, and made strange gargling noises. She started screaming, "Stop it!". Everybody was like, "Oh My God! He's having a seizure!". It was pretty funny.

2. We used to swear at this same Indian lady. We'd go up to her desk and be like, "Here's my homework you fucking bitch" and similar stuff. She had no clue what we were saying.

3. We had a huge pep rally going on and I wore a short that said "School Spirit is mind control". I got kicked out of the pep rally.

4. I wore a shirt that said "(my school's name) sucks". I had to turn it inside out.

5. I refused to stand for the pledge one day and my homeroom teacher flipped out. Her face got all red and she started screaming at me and sent me to the office. For the rest of the year I went to stand outside of the room when the pledge came on just to spite her.

6. I used to blatantly skip study hall. I would walk around the school and smoke cigarettes in the bathroom. I am absolutely shocked that I was never caught.

7. A kid in my computer class pissed his pants while at his computer. They had to disinfect the chair.

More to come when I remember them...

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Dropped acid in first period study hall before we got to go to go watch our tennis team compete in the finals. Got to leave after 1st period... the perma grin and head humming was starting just as i was getting up to leave. Seniors where let to skip that day. Ended up watching no tennis and just ran around this park on a head full of lsd smoken pot all day with my friends. We just had to get a piece of paper signed my tennis coach.

Oh the highschool days... I was pretty wild back then, calmed down some.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: baraka]
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The cops came and arrested me for attempted murder.

The charges were later dropped. They got away.  :smirk:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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8. There was a document that was circulated to all of the teachers once. It detailed how teachers should be notified of delays or cancellations for school days. It was set up so that one teacher would call several teachers, those teachers would call several more teachers, etc... Basically, this sheet had all of the home phone numbers of all of the teachers in the school. One of my friends got ahold of one of these papers and we would prank call teachers all of the time.

9. I had a "locker war" with a friend once. This is where you do bad stuff to your opponent's locker. I took all of his books and put a feces stained piece of toilet paper in his locker. He positioned a milk carton full of piss that fell out when I opened my locker. He also put a lock on my locker and I had to get it cut off.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Well this isn't really funny, but I got saturday school for not giving my teacher a piece of cake.

This was one of my infamous blog posts so the people at school could read what happened:

http://sean.f00b.com/cake.html

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: theuser]
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theolduser said:
The cops came and arrested me for attempted murder.

The charges were later dropped. They got away.  :smirk:


Holy shit!  That's badass.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
theolduser said:
The cops came and arrested me for attempted murder.

The charges were later dropped. They got away.  :smirk:


Holy shit!  That's badass.


Not badass. I was in a very fucked up family. The person messed with me at the wrong time.  :shocked:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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10. I had a chemistry set when I was in 7th grade. I mixed a bunch of shit together and took it to school and sold it as "drugs" to my fellow classmates.

11. There was a big rivalry between several people in our school and several people from a nearby high school. A friend and I went to the dance because we heard that there was going to be a fight. We took a video camera with us and captured the action. It was a melee and there were cops there.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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This rich arab kid would buy stuff for us with his credit card so he could be cool.Laptops, X-boxes, whatever and we still treated him like shit :grin:. I got a Sony Viao that i used up untill last year when it craped out on me.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: buckwheat]
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Damn that's fucked up. I feel bad for him.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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xboxes in high school? I feel old.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: buckwheat]
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i used to go to a private high school, with extremely rich familys such as the lombardi's, schottenstiens (might have heard of them), ricarts, germains, wexners.. ect.. one day someone went up to one of the schottenstiens and tasered him.. funny shit..

but we always used to have paintball fights in the court yard or senior parking lot


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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My things were mostly vandalism, and my circle of friends loved to goof around.

1. Used to wander off to a little knoll right next to the oval track/practice football field, and then toss a sandwitch. There were thousands of seagulls at our school, so they all scurried for the sandwitch. Then everyone spent all lunch trying to hit them with rocks. BIG rocks. Someone only once managed to graze a seagull's wing. They were pretty wary of us.

2. Used to go to the softball field dugout (which faced away from campus and was entirely out of sight of all authority figures). And spent all lunch boxing one another without gloves (that was great fun).

3. I used to argue with some cocky fat guy that liked to insult people and crack horrible jokes. One time I wound up getting pissed and he took off running, so I threw an unopened soda can at him as hard as I could. It hit him right in the left shoulderblade and he rolled around on the ground complaining for a good 10 minutes.

4. I brought a ballpine hammer once and we broke open a sprinker maintenance box, and whacked one of the sprinkler controllers. Water started leaking out everywhere and the sprinklers turned on. We put the lid back on forcefully and water just kept gurgling out of every crevice of the box.

5. Using the same ballpine hammer be broke open an inline filter cartridge for the softball dugout's drinking fountain. When it came open we found out that the only thing in it was a wad of old school newspapers. I was tempted to go to the health department, but I'd have to explain why the fuck I found out about it.

6. Soldered a normal 2-prong plug directly to a 220v toggle switch. When you plug this in, the switch is turned off. The second you turn it on it provides a hell of a current and the breaker switches off. I did that to a few different circuits on campus. Never was bold enough to use it very many times though. Not smart to fuck around with electricity.

7. Set off a string of fireworks inside of a small bathroom. The echo was so fucking loud the whole block of classrooms heard it. Never got caught.

For my senior prank I wanted to go to a pet store and buy a hell of a lot of the crickets they sell for feeding lizards, and then discreetly dump them all in the library. But... I never got around to it, the administration was pretty strict about senior pranks.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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12. I made up a bunch of flyers that had a heading of, "Join the Math Club!!". I made it seem like there was an after school club that you could join and do math problems. I put stuff like "2 + 2 = 4!!!!" all over it. I plastered these things all over school and believe it or not some people actually signed up for it.

13. I used to throw my tray down the silverware chute in the lunch room.

14. One time we had a health inspector come to our lunchroom. She was standing near the cashier watching everything that was going on. I pulled out a bunch of my hair and mixed it in with my applesauce and ran up to her and said, "Look at what is in my applesauce! This is a health violation!".

Edited by RandalFlagg (12/31/05 02:02 PM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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15. I put a virus on the school computer network.

16. I had a menu set up on the school network where you could print out files on how to make bombs and engage in general mayhem. I got in BIG trouble for that (almost got expelled).

17. I routinely fucked with the school computers so that they wouldn't start or that they would say something obscene on the startup screen.

God damn...I keep remembering stuff and I now realize that I was a horrible kid.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
Damn that's fucked up. I feel bad for him.


He was ok but this kid was filthy rich and had no idea how to deal with people other than throwing money around

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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You were quite the hellion.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
15. I put a virus on the school computer network.

16. I had a menu set up on the school network where you could print out files on how to make bombs and engage in general mayhem. I got in BIG trouble for that (almost got expelled).

17. I routinely fucked with the school computers so that they wouldn't start or that they would say something obscene on the startup screen.

God damn...I keep remembering stuff and I now realize that I was a horrible kid.


Horrible indeed, you're making me feel like I didn't have NEARLY enough fun. My competitive side is engaged. Shame I'm in college now, we don't do this kind of shit at community colleges.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Redstorm]
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Redstorm said:
You were quite the hellion.


One thing I always wanted to do but never got around to was writing a fake letter of resignation for one of the teachers and leaving it on the principal's desk.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I miss the death star topiary signature randall. That was teh kewl


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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When my Anatomy and Physiology class finished dissecting our baby pigs we got the noses and organs from a few people and stuffed that shit in the soda machine coin returns right before lunch.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: TheHateCamel]
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TheHateCamel said:
When my Anatomy and Physiology class finished dissecting our baby pigs we got the noses and organs from a few people and stuffed that shit in the soda machine coin returns right before lunch.


:rofl:  That's hilarious.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Growing pot in ag. class

Woodshop teacher telling us how to roll blunts.

Drug busts and watching kids running threw the soccer fields into the woods

Some kid stealing this huge steal tomato and putting it on the front of the school

Gym class was crazy when it was golf cuz me and a few friends would practice our slices towards all the kids playing baseball.

Getting left behind at the Gettisburg battle ground.

some realy good food fights!!!!!

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: TheHateCamel]
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One day, our schools fire alarm was going on the fritz, and kept going off once every few mins. They announced to ignore all fire alarms, as they are acting up today.

Anyways, lo and behold - this is the one day our school actually gets a real fire. The secratary comes yelling onto the PA "get out NOW! its a real fire"

A bunch of kids came running down the fire escape, and the fire was at the foot of the fire escape.

Thankfully someone pulled it out of the fire escape (was a rack of clothes on fire) and the kids got out OK and no harm was done.

But, kinda funny :P

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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18.  I would mock my gym teacher by not trying.  Whenever we would do the mile run I would walk incredibly slow for the whole thing.  Whenever we would play dodgeball I would intentionally position myself to get hit.  When we would play basketball I would give the ball to the other team.  Sometimes we would do square dancing in gym.  :rolleyes:  We would make catcalls and holler like rednecks until we got kicked out of the class.

Edited by RandalFlagg (12/31/05 02:16 PM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career *DELETED* [Re: Konnrade]
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Post deleted by blinkidiot

Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: blink]
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Your Donnie Darko!


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I went to a private catholic high school and we had some class meeting in one of the bigger classrooms. We are waiting for it to start, and a friend of mine decided it would be funny to draw a swastika on a statue of christ. He then turned the statue so everyone could see. He nearly got expelled, but man, it was funny.

Putting various things in the microwave in the cafeteria to explode/melt/catch fire

Telling my religion teacher she was an idiot for believing in the adam and eve story in front of the whole class....hehe

Yelling to my principal that she was the antichrist in an assembly


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: barfightlard]
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haha


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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19. One time we had a quiz in health class. The last question was, "What is your favorite food?". I wrote "Furburger".

20. I had a Playboy centerfold in my Algebra book one day. I had not done my homework assignment and my teacher was yelling at me. He screamed, "I bet you don't even open that book up ever!". He then thrust his hand onto the side of my book and opened it up...right to the Playboy centerfold. There was a big set of tits staring right at him. But, he was so mad he didn't even notice. That was a close one.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Harbinger]
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Harbinger said:
Yelling to my principal that she was the antichrist in an assembly


:lol:  That's a good one.

I would NEVER want to be a high school teacher.  Imagine having to deal with kids that were like us when we were that age?  And I hear that kids are worse today.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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A funny thing happened one day when I was sitting in my car, in the lot, after school one day when I was a senior, waiting on some friends that needed a ride. I was packing a bowl and saw the vice principal busting one of my friends for smoking a cig. I rolled down my window and took a big toke and blew the smoke in his direction. Well, it was a HUGE cloud that smacked him dead in the face when he was turning around. :smile:He didn't know where it was coming from, though, and he got on his walkie talkie, saying, "We got some dope smoking going on, in the south lot!":lol: My friends' eyes were as big as they could have possibly got, at that moment.:grin:All kinds of crazy shit happened when I was in high school.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: blissedout]
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I was selling pot to some people in the bathroom and our music teacher walked in and saw everythign we were doing, he just looked away, took a piss and left.  He wouldn't rat on a fellow stoner  :wink:


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Edited by bellylard (12/31/05 02:46 PM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: blissedout]
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My school used this program called Fortress to lock out the computers at our highschool.

I found a crack that would extract the password out of the fortress file to run amok on the machines. From the networking room you could print to the printer in the library. I would open word up, do 10000 pagebreaks then send it to the printer. haha

Also used key loggers to get other passwords in our cisco networking.

I smoked herb with my drumline instructur all thru my junior and senior year. My other friend sold him pot. After we graduated we smoked pot with my band teacher. I even hooked him up with srhooms once but he wouldnt do them with us.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: baraka]
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Your sig makes me kinda sad, for some reason.:sad:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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i didn't do anything too bad that i can remember.
i was sleeping most of the time, i think.

but during the last week of school, some hillbilly
let a pig loose and it ran through the halls for like
three hours.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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this one kid used to sit in the back of a spanish class and heat up quarters with a lighter. after getting them nice and hot in the center, he would throw them at the blackboard where the teacher was standing. the dude was so dumb he would always pick them up and burn his fingers. the kid never got in trouble for it.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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One day we had a school raid. Cops brought dogs in, we went into lockdown and this was the first time in 50 years that any shit like that had ever happened. We thought someone commited suicide (7 kids did that year, completely out of no where) or someone had a gun... everyone was scared shitless.

The vice principal came to our room and dragged me out of class... I thought I was fucked. Hating on the brown man as usual.

They brought me in a room and explained that all the drug dogs went balastic and ran directly to my locker. I knew I had nothing, I swear. I don't usually bring my funk to school.......

... the principal threw an M&M's mini's container on the desk and asked what it smelled like... I opened it and nothing was in there. It smelled like a butt? I remembered.... I threw a roach in there one day because I had nothing to carry it in. I'm a prissy, clean stoner with gadgets and gizmos, trinkets and lungbusters, I even take care of roaches so they smell nice by the time I pull them out to smoke. I must have left the container in my locker after I smoked the roach about half a year ago.

The principal tried grilling me, telling me I was going to jail and everything. I stood my ground, played it cool because he had nothing on me. The cops backed off and basically said pot's okay and they just kind of got pulled into the school for the first time ever. And the principal told me I was a good kid, thanked me for cooperating (He was pwned - Found nothing, no info from me, knew I wasn't a squeeler either) and I went back to my class.

I checked out my locker to find my cigarette container with various exotic papers, scissor hash, snips covered in different kinds of hash, bud, and more scissor hash. Fuck my locker smelled good! No wonder why those dogs went crazy. The stupid sons of bitchs didn't see that stuff in my locker at all, and it in my backpack. I asked the principal and he said they only found a stupid M&M's container.... all that fuss over nothing. That's like trying to bust someone over a fucking rolling paper. Oh well, I smoked a hash doobie after right by the school office and no one even knew. What the fuck? This is BC and they didn't notice the scent... fucking idiots.

Someone got caught with a full oz, 28g of meth in their locker though. I never saw him again.

To think, all that drama and confusion over a drug raid. It was random. It was like a pilot they were trying and it failed miserable. Students and staff crying, confused out of their minds, panic ensued. People were still fucked up over all their friends randomly killing themselves that year. What a miserable bunch of bullshit. My part was so small, but it caused a huge stir. It fucked everyone up. :poop:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
... And I hear that kids are worse today.


We are, I'd say. But I have no point of reference.

I did however cost my school at LEAST $1,000 in maintenance/repairs during my four years. But in a city crammed full of mansions (and the home of Eddie Van Halen, I have been told) that doesn't exactly amount to much among all the funding.

8. There was an easel in my art class made of hollow box-beam steel. The beam that the canvas sits on and that holds the brushes was rather roomy imside, so I took a hardboiled egg and crammed it in there with a meterstick. It stank mildly, but nobody ever figured out where it came from.

9. Our school had a math teacher who had a 90% fail rate, merely because she was a horrible teacher who resented all of her students and usually refused to give help. So, the resident campus slut and drama queen at least once every 2 months would stand up to her, openly insult her, and demand she do her damn job. She never did get in trouble for it. And before my senior year the teacher was fired for being a horrible teacher. Someone once left a large fish on top of one of her lockers, too.

10. My friend had been donating this "potted meat food product" he found for sale at a grocery store (it's basically the meat pulp they make vienna sausages out of, but packed into a small can), and in our science class we had the least observent teacher ever born. So... we took one of the potted meats, opened it, and rolled it behind a side board of the classroom where nobody ever looked. It surprisingly never stank, but when we managed to get it back out to look at it, it had a nice full-bodied afro of mold. We did the same thing with a vienna sausage, and I got paid $5 to take a big sniff of it. I gagged when doing so.

10. Same class I taped a balloon to a peice of PVC pipe to make a sort of balloon-based slingshot. I took a bunch of 00 buckshot with me and used to launch it softly around the classroom. It would hit stuff and make sounds. Our teacher called all the usual slackers up to the front of the class and talked personally to all of them, told us that he didn't know which of us it was but that we need to knock it off. I remember as I walked up to him there was shot ALL OVER the floor, I actually almost slipped and fell on a patch of them. I knocked it off afterwards though, people were getting pissed at being shot with them.

11. Same class again, the guy and girl that sat in front of me and my friend wound up getting overly lusty and putting their hands down each others' pants. I'm pretty sure he eventually just fingered her right there in class while we watched Ferris Beuhler :lol:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I had fun with stinkbombs. The little glass vials with the sulfurous liquid inside were all over my school. One day my sophmore year I decided to make a stinkbomb, so I took some milk, tuna, ham, piss, cheese, tuna, pickle juice, and anything else in my fridge that I thought could smell kinda bad, and put it in a tupperwear container, and set it aside for two weeks.

After that it had the consistancy of yogurt and was a deep pink color with mold. I didn't dear smell it, but my friend did, and nearly puked. There was a banister overlooking a stair case, and I gently pushed it over the edge and ran like hell. I think it landed on someone, and ran through their hair. Unfortunately I was half way across the school by then so I didn't get to see it.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: dblaney]
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dblaney said:
I had fun with stinkbombs. The little glass vials with the sulfurous liquid inside were all over my school. One day my sophmore year I decided to make a stinkbomb, so I took some milk, tuna, ham, piss, cheese, tuna, pickle juice, and anything else in my fridge that I thought could smell kinda bad, and put it in a tupperwear container, and set it aside for two weeks.

After that it had the consistancy of yogurt and was a deep pink color with mold. I didn't dear smell it, but my friend did, and nearly puked. There was a banister overlooking a stair case, and I gently pushed it over the edge and ran like hell. I think it landed on someone, and ran through their hair. Unfortunately I was half way across the school by then so I didn't get to see it.


:rofl2:

Lucifer would be proud  :thumbup:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Konnrade]
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hmm..

1.We stole all the drug propagana books from the school library including a series called "disgusting drugs" explaing how marijuana could lead to amputation.

2. I got in trouble for wearing a jacket that said "keep god out of Canada" during the christmas season.

3. I got sent to the office and threatened with expulsion for writing a vegetarian cookbook where every recipe featured hemp seeds and then preparing them in school - it ended up in a standoff between me and my parents and the school, we had HEMPBC offering to put on a pro hemp presentation in the gymnasium - the school wasnt entertained.

4. we used to wrap younger students in duct tape for entertainment during visual arts.

5. filled the hallways with balloons stolen from the career class.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: PDU]
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5. filled the hallways with balloons stolen from the career class.

Nitrous??


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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i used to go to the library to sleep during 1st period on a regular basis. one day i went behind one of the book shelfs and took a nap, when i awoke i looked up and saw the vice principal and the librarian standing above me glaring, and shaking their heads...i stood up and walked home. they said nothing to me during or after this incident...just stared in disgust. lol

in 9th grade i decided to doce at school one day. in my english class i saw a book with an amazing, kalediscopic cover so i tore it off and put it in my pocket. my english teacher didnt like that very much

Edited by Archemetis (12/31/05 05:59 PM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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- when I was a freshman we used to play a game called hallway of destruction.. which involved running full speed down empty hallways imagining that you are super mario.. and you would you do jump kicks off the wall and into the ceiling and uppercut the ceiling tiles.. if you broke it in half or pieces and it fell to the ground it was 100 points, breaking in half but no fall was 50, and just punching a hole through it was 25.. you also got bonus points for every poster or flyer torn down during a wall jump or railing hop. It was a fun game.. I'm surprised we never got caught.. had a few close calls.. but we were ninjas!

- the principal and I had an arch enemy thing going.. he ended up suspending me out of school 19 times in my freshman year. I was a rebel against their conformity factory. He finally expelled me during finals for not wearing shoes to school.. even though it said nothing about shoes or footwear in the dress code. (of course I checked beforehand) It was in the rules the next year though.

- we would regularly not dress for gym and just sit in the bleachers inside the school while the rest of the class went outside.. then toke up with a couple seniors. A couple times the class would come back early and people would be like what's that smell? but the dumbasses never figured it out.. not even the teacher.. or he didn't care.

- our english teacher was insane. and our class was the worst ever to her.. One time she was reading Shakespeare and nobody was paying any attention and just talking amongst themselves.. and out of nowhere she just stopped in mid-sentence.. threw the book in the air and shouted "Oh.. I'm sorry! Are we in Starbucks?! I'll take a venti latte and muffin.. and we were like... oooooookkk ms tucker.......
Another time she was also reading, and she just burst out with "The cracks!!! You're falling through the cracks!!" .. we were like  :confused: .. "The cracks in the floor!! You all are falling through the cracks I must save you!!!" we were like OoooOoOoOoOooooKkkkkk........
Then another time we made her cry, I felt bad.

- I never made it to senior year, but I helped with the senior prank one year, in which we unleashed tens of thousands of crickets in all the bathrooms around the school. Good times.

- during tv production class (best class ever).. we would sit around and watch jerry springer with the 'teacher' (big fat jolly guy).. he even let us smoke in the production area, and he'd even let you smoke weed as long as he didn't see it. The class was me and my two best friends (freshman) and four of the coolest seniors ever. We spent classes dicking off and when we would get around filming something it would just be crazy random shit.. then we'd trip it out in the editing room and put like slayer as the background music.

- my band played the four horsemen, ...and justice for all, holy wars, and expendable youth for the junior variety show, most of the acts before and after us were sappy chorus solos and duets and stuff. We unleashed the fury in that room.. people were moshing and the teachers were freaking out.. haha. Good times.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Shroomism]
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My principal and I had an arch enemy thing going too.  He was the one who kicked me out of the pep rally and yelled at me for wearing the "School Spirit is Mind Control" shirt.  A few years after I left he got caught fucking one of the students at our school.  :lol:  He "quietly resigned".

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: dblaney]
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Yeah stinkbombs are fun. When i was in 6th grade i bought one of those pouch ones from the mexican ice cream man and i brought it to school the next day. after everyone left the boys bathroom where everyone changed for PE i pressed that lil pouch and i thought it was a dud and my friend kicked it and it like bounced off the wall and it popped. 5 minutes later i was excused for a dr appointment in los angeles 40 miles north of where i used to live. anyway i came back to school at like 2 and when i got in the office the lady at the desk was like oh look everyone he's here! (with poor sarcasm) and i was like fuck im screwed. walked into the principal office and she held the stink bomb in a sandwich bag and she was like do you think this is funny? i didnt say anything to her. and then she told me that the whole school had to evacuate the building cause of the smell. the whole school had a 4 hour recess. the fire department had to come wearing chemical outfits with masks. and my punishment was a 5 day suspension. it was actually pretty awesome to get suspended for 5 days. i was supposed to be expelled but my parents sweet talked them and i got to stay. but i left that school right after that year ended. woo woo. catholic schools suck!

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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Hmm..

I would get in regular arguments with teachers to prove them wrong. They would get really pissed off, and most of the time send me to the office.

Me and a friend took an aluminum gum wrapper and ripped it in two. We folded the pieces up and put 1 piece in each of the 2 holes on an outlet in the wall. Another guy brushed against them with his leg and they touched, causing a HUGE purple flash in the classroom. Needless to say none of the sockets in that classroom worked after this..And luckily no one was hurt.

I set off a smoke bomb in the bathroom, causing the fire alarms to go off, and the whole end of the school was filled with smoke.

The janitors would keep the big boxes of toilet paper sitting in the hall near my locker, we would all take a roll and undo them all down the halls.

Took a paint tray in art full of like 9 different colors of paint and smeared it all down the wall in the hall way.

We would take huge globs of clay in art and throw them so they would stick on the wall.

We were on a club convention in another city for the weekend, and me and the people in the hotel room with me refused to go to any of the meetings and shit that we were there for. (We were seniors, so in return all the younger people refused to go, too.) The next day at school, we were called to the office..and given ISS.

Put a fart machine in my backpack in the library while working on research papers. We would get up from the table to go find a book and push the button on the remote. Our librarians were old ladies, they got really upset. They couldn't figure out where it was coming from. Eventually they made all the GUYS leave the library, with the exception of a few (The smart ones that never did anything wrong.) Eventually we were told on and all got ISS.

On 4-20, my 1st period class we were disecting cats. I got really stoned before school that morning. I have a weak stomach, and..well, I was feeling woozy, and I told the teacher I was about to pass out. She told me to go sit down, but I didn't make it to the seat. She caught me by my arms. Well, the whole school was saying the reason I passed out was because I smoked too much weed that morning.

Deleted shit off computers so they would have to be reformatted.

Hmm, thats all I can think of for now.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I stole someones schoolbag, and it turned out that it belonged to a guy who had attempted suicide early in the day. He wasn't in my year level, these were just a stack of bags left outside during an art class, it was totally random.

I felt sorry for him, but it'd have been too risky to take the bag back. Anyway, that guy probably robbed me of a lotto win, what comes around goes around.

I did a lot of stuff, brought knives, petrol bombs, alcohol and drugs to school, spat on teacher when they were turned away from me. threw glue and paint across the classroom and everyone knew it was me but blamed it on someone else, my proudest hours, brought a tear to my eye.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: confuzed]
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We would fuck up our economy teacher cause he was just a retard... We made him so confused... Throwing pieces of paper or pencils or anthing that can be thrown at him and made him believe that nothing really happened... He was a retard...


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Brakkie]
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I paid my math teachers son to steal the final exam answers so I could pass his dads class. Best 30 bucks I ever spent. I had to get a 89 on the final just to pass the class and suprise I got a 95.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I ran accross the stage during assembly....nakkid.

I road my dirtbike through the hallways...during school.

My friends and I put a mini Honda Civic in the back of a Chevy Luv pickup truck...
and put it in the front hall of the school.
They had to use a torch to cut it out of the pickup bed of the truck.

We put the same mini Honda Civic in the pool.  :smirk:


Every school has a Bully that picks on almost everyone...
We duct taped him to the goal post on the football feild and left him there.
He used to pick on this retarded kid...and we got tired of it.


I can't think of anymore right now...
my head hurts from last night.


tc


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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Roadkill said:
I ran accross the stage during assembly....nakkid.



yeah but fig leaves were all the rage back then :smirk:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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Roadkill said:
I can't think of anymore right now...
my head hurts from last night.





one more for now...

We had a typing teacher that was a f#cking drunk.
He always had booze in his coffee thermos.

One day he got up and walked out of the class room.
We drank his coffee...and replaced it with straight coffee.

He came back...opened his thermos...poured himself some.
And spit it out!~

During lunch he drove to the Liquor store...and bought another bottle.
Then stopped at 7-11 for a tad (splash) of coffee to add to it.

:grin:


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Who the hell you callin crazy?
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Brainiac said:
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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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Why did they need a torch to get it out? Why didn't some more people just lift it back out. Who's car was it and how come he didn't call the cops/whip somebody's ass, etc. etc.?


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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Roadkill said:
We had a typing teacher that was a f#cking drunk.



One of my teachers liked to party. He used to go into his closet in between classes to blast some coke. An older friend of mine that went to my high school before my time used to sell this teacher coke. I had another friend who sold this teacher weed a couple of times as well.

Edited by RandalFlagg (01/01/06 10:49 AM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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I bleached the initials of my high school into the middle of our rivals' soccer field. Then proceeded to dominate the pitch during the game for a shutout.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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In eighth grade I had to pay $10 for a Spanish book that was already held together by duct tape when I got it, so I gave my teacher 1,000 pennies. I also wrote my final English paper that year on how much I hated my Spanish teacher and her class, and my English teacher showed it to her. At the pool party on the last day she tried to make me write a Spanish paper about what I learned and how I will use it later in life, but I pretty much told her to get fucked.

Freshmen year I was pissing in the stall and the kid in the stall beside mine's foot was poking into mine a little bit, so I pissed on his foot, his immediate reaction was "Holy FUCK"...I left pretty quickly.

While I'm telling toilet stories, in gym class freshmen year one of my friends was pissing in a urinal, so I kicked him in the ass and he got it all over the front of his pants.

In speech class sophomore year I had to give a speech on someone I admire. I wrote about this janitor everyone called Crazy Kenny that got fired for peaking at the girls in the bathroom and playing pranks all the time. The guys was fucking nuts...I would always hear him talking to himself in jibberish and shit. My speech teacher loathed me.

I would always write papers with the intention of being funny... I always amused myself, but usually not my teachers unless it was like English class. For instance, for a resum? in Career Passport junior year I had to write a paper on a quote that has a lot of meaning to me in life and my goals. I chose the quote "Say hello to my little friend!" from Scarface.

Senior year someone squirted baby oil all over the stairways and people got hurt, so the school got the police involved. That year someone else put superglue in all of the locks and got caught. They got in all sorts of trouble and had to pay for it.

I, personally, never really did anything awful, just small things that I thought were funny and got me into minimal amounts of trouble. I think subtle, clever things are funnier than bold, stupid things that cause a ton of trouble.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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Microcosmatrix said:
Why did they need a torch to get it out? Why didn't some more people just lift it back out. Who's car was it and how come he didn't call the cops/whip somebody's ass, etc. etc.?


the car was stuck inside the truck's pickup bed...they couldn't get it out.

the car belonged to Scott Neudorfer...we always did stuff to his car.

he couldn't whip our ass...he was sorta girly.

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I saw him last year at the West Seattle Street Fair...

and asked him if he still had his car.

We have been out of high school since 1978.

:smirk:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: FeveredEgo]
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i got 3 days of inschool suspension for throwing water baloons at people in a hot tub during a school sponsored trip.
nevermind the fact that we also had a huge ice chest full of beer, pot, fireworks, and were throwing eggs at cars.

for our senior prank we got those huge fruit they have infront of HEB (it was behind the store because it needed to be repainted) and put it in the back of a guys truck, painted it our school colors, and then cemented it to the parking lot of another high school down the road. they had to get a bulldozer to get it out, and our school had to pay for it.

some kid shit himself in class

got school paper from the office and brought it home and printed out my progress report on it (every 3 weeks) so i wouldnt get introuble for my grades

bitched out our vice principal infront of my english class. even our teacher was laughing at how badly she had her ass handed to her.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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This ancient, hilarious thread is worthy of a bump.

I was quite the rebellious hell-raiser in high school (and in elementary school too)... I really got screwed over; the year I enrolled my school got a new principal who was a massive choad and changed all the rules to make it suck. He took away off-campus lunch, raised the grading scale, extended school hours, tightened security. Needless to say, I was pissed and wreaked havoc.

-Got high before going to school almost every day
-Got high in school on many occasions
-Sneaked up to the roof to blaze
-When entering the school we all had to scan in, and then pass through the metal detector across the hall. I would always hang a right turn to avoid it and I never got caught. How the hell did they not realize that?
-Sneaked out of class, past security and out of the school many times
-Listed to music most of the time in class, got caught many times
-Routinely argued with teachers, walked out of class or got kicked out
-The old laser-pointer in class trick
-Taking turns with my friends shouting out obscenities during class to see what we could get away with. Some of my friends got in BIG trouble for that, luckily I never did despite being the worst one
-Humiliated substitute teachers that didn't know their place in the classroom
-One day I smoked 4 blunts before Spanish class, and I guess I got up too fast and fainted. my Spanish teacher freaked and called an ambulance, but when I woke up I was fine, my mom picked me up and I got to miss the rest of the school day. how did they not realize I was stoned out of my mind?
-I took all my standardized tests blazed  (they were so early in the morning it was the only way to survive the 6-hour test sessions), got near-perfect scores on my SAT and ACT
-Threw sandwiches, fruits and vegetables above of the ceiling panels and in miscellaneous drawers/cupboards around the school
-Pissed all over the school
-Funny graffiti about how bad the school sucked
-Tampered with the school computers to leave obscene messages
-My pothead lunch table group of friends would manipulate the stupid kids into fighting
-Brought my bong and a 1/4zip of the dankest buds to school on 4/20, damn was that risky. could have easily been caught too since i stunk up that whole section of the hallway. In between classes while at my locker I overheard other students and security remarking on the sweet, pungent aroma
-One day I got into an argument with a teacher and I was in an angry mood so I walked into an empty classroom, picked up a desk and threw it into the glass cabinets, causing tons of damage. Can't believe I didn't get caught for that
-My honors chemistry teacher was a dumb bitch I argued with constantly. worst teacher ever, she failed 3/4 of my class and got into arguments with everyone. I would constantly make snide remarks to everything she said, flip her off and make sexual gestures behind her back. I earned the respect of all my classmates
-Trashed the chemistry lab, stole lots of equipment. I was such a shitty lab partner I got switched around 3 times and my seat got changed 10 times that year
-My friend found a key to every locker in the school, so we would go around fucking with people's shit. There was this one loudmouth kid we hated, and one day after school we all pooped in a plastic bag and then put it in his locker. It was the day before winter break so when we returned 2 weeks later that whole section of the hallway reaked! He thought it was a bag of bananas his locker partner had left there accidentally :lolsy: We didn't realize he shared his locker

It's a miracle I never got suspended. Only a few detentions :wink:
Since then I've settled down and changed my evil ways... I feel so boring nowadays :sad:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: mirage]
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Well a bit before my time in high school some guy that was switching to homeschool rode his dirt bike through the halls and nearly (like half a foot away) ran over our principal cause the dumb fucker tried jumping it front of him to stop him.

1. When I was IN high school I had a friend that was in culinary arts so they'd set up the cafeteria before lunch so I gave him a water bottle full of butyric acid and had him mix it in with the ketchup (everyone used the packets for pranks so they switched to using a massive pot filled with ketchup). Many a person threw up that day. It was AWESOME. And the school got sued a couple times.

2. Also there were the 5 dozen crickets I left in the encyclopedia part of the library that people almost never used and they bred. They bred a LOT. They actually shut down the school for several days so the exterminaters could come in and get all of them.

3. I know my history really well. Like better then a lot of my teachers. So during my history classes I would sleep. One day when I was a sophomore the teacher got sick of it and asked me if he was boring me. I told him yes. So he asked if I wanted to come up and try teaching the class. I asked him what we were covering (this obviously made him think I had no idea what we were talking about) he told me the French Revolution and its effects globally. I proceeded to stand up, walk to the front of the class and started lecturing. The guy just sat there and gaped for about half an hour til the class ended. 20 minutes later I was called down to the office and suspended for 3 days. He hated me for the rest of my time at high school. Especially since our school would let students send anonymous notes to teachers to thank them for being a good teacher at the end of each year and everyone would send him notes saying I was far far more interesting then he was as a teacher.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Cj-B]
    #15220311 -

my high sc hool career was boring as fuck



one of my friends brought a lobster to school and boiled it, boring


i bought a buncha huge rubber bouncy ball things like the ones u can sit on like 12 of em or somethin and we were throwin em aruond in the parking lot and the principle took em before we could bring em oin


(well we got one in a few days before and threw it around)


ummmm



skipped class?




went to school high?





me and this kid would funnel food out onto peoples cars from one of the classes



me and these kids would throw paper towels in this furnace used for heating up the ends of rods and got the place all smokey


standing on tables




idk overall there wasn't much fun shit to be honest it was boring as hell :frown:



throughout the years some kisd tried cuttin my hair


one kid got a little bit


gues that was fun for them


idk it was boring as fuck


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Konnrade]
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Konnrade said:
My things were mostly vandalism, and my circle of friends loved to goof around.

1. Used to wander off to a little knoll right next to the oval track/practice football field, and then toss a sandwitch. There were thousands of seagulls at our school, so they all scurried for the sandwitch. Then everyone spent all lunch trying to hit them with rocks. BIG rocks. Someone only once managed to graze a seagull's wing. They were pretty wary of us.




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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: blujay]
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My 12th grade psychology teacher (in 2003) told us on day one that if anyone in class grew a mullet and kept a journal of the experience all year, we'd get an instant 100% on the final.  I obliged and sported a mullet the whole year.  It was embarrassing as shit but I took it like a champ and come finals day, I made a zigzag pattern down the scantron and left.  Low and behold, 100%.  :cool:

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: blujay]
    #15220400 -

High school before or after I took LSD?
Because before that, I was a fucking cunt.
Believe me I used to be a terrible, terrible loathsome person.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Sheekle]
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Pranked the senior prank. Some 50+ kids from our class camped out on the quad one night the last few weeks of school. My group of friends snuck out late that night and ziptied them into their tents, then skipped the rest of the day.

Threw boxes of porn and dildoes out into the middle of the gym during the last school rally of the year.

Hid a sandwich in our sophomore english teacher's filing cabinet.

Hit a MFLB vaporizer in class a few times. Amazed we got away with that.

One of my friends passed out benzos to 10ish kids in our homeroom class. Kids were falling asleep in class and acting like retards all day.

Left junior english with a group of friends after the teacher told us he didn't care if we came or not.

Had older siblings sign us out over the phone regularly.

Spray painted a graffiti picture of the campus security guard, "Bubbles", on a wall by the pool.

Locked a kid in the volleyball cabinet during PE.

Brought a hot, hot, HOT, capsicum extract hotsauce to school and offered free samples to students and faculty. One kid ate a spoonful and went home.

Edited by fiddle (10/13/11 04:23 PM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
High school before or after I took LSD?
Because before that, I was a fucking cunt.
Believe me I used to be a terrible, terrible loathsome person.


Any examples?


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: fiddle]
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Made porno pictures appear on every computer screen of the school  :lol:

manipulate people to steal a laptop whilst I made sure nobody would find out, many things that got stolen because I instilled the thought into people... lol i'm a bad person :sad:

Made an intern cry and leave the school

used every sort of drug without anyone ever having found out :highfive:

Skipped classes for half a year and nobody even said something about it

Sold a lot of electronic currency in games and made BANK! :lol:

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Cj-B]
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Cj-B said:
SARAtonin said:
High school before or after I took LSD?
Because before that, I was a fucking cunt.
Believe me I used to be a terrible, terrible loathsome person.


Any examples?


I was a rich/spoiled queen bee.
One of my favorite things to do was flirt with lonely boys,
just so i could reject them.
That type of stuff, I try not to think about it anymore!:tongue:
I used to think I was the shit.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Beanhead]
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I also switched the monitor cables on every computer in the upstairs labs.  It was funny watching people not realize that the person next to them was doing everything they saw on their screen.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Newbie]
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Freshman and Sophomore Year at my first high school we always use to play basketball in the gym. We would always fuck around, play 21, and watch these 2 kids go at it all day long. Dan " Jiffy" Jones, a guy who put peanut butter on his balls and let his dog lick it off. And the other kid was Babcock, a new student in our small tight knit community. Dumb looking fucker didn't last long. Jiffy would always push and try to start a fight with him.

When I moved to a bigger school, my smoking picked up heavily. Senior Year I was high every day. I remember having to do announcements after lunch one day but I smoked a blunt before it anyways. Nailed my long reading of announcements for the club and went back to class. Got a standing ovation by a few when I returned to my English class. Mostly loud clapping which pissed off our teacher.

Junior Year, my first time rolling. It was a White Superman pill and it fucked me up. I got to a party and decided not to drink. Eventually the cops show up and I'm golden. Take that breathalyzer and blow a zero with a big grin on my face accompanied with Black Pupils. We also gave rides home to friends who needed an escape from an underage. My bro and I were the heroes for that party.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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One time I was walking around outside, from one building to another, and one of my friends was walking down the stairs, about a hundred or so feet to me... never knew him too well, but a really funny guy, I still chuckle thinking about some of our conversations. He waved to me, and his pants fell down. :rofl:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Banez]
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Banez said:
i used to go to a private high school, with extremely rich familys such as the lombardi's, schottenstiens (might have heard of them), ricarts, germains, wexners.. ect.. one day someone went up to one of the schottenstiens and tasered him.. funny shit..

but we always used to have paintball fights in the court yard or senior parking lot




WTF? Too bad this thread is 6 years old. I want to know if I went to high school with this guy. Sounds like my school.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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I wish I could remember high school :feelsbatman:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: F0SS1L]
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One time i brought alcohol to school and a drug dog came and i was freaking out because i thought it could smell alcohol because i left my backpack in the locker room.
I felt like a real idiot when i found out it didnt smell alcohol.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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I found a dead body...


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: WorldWideWInton]
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Seriously?!


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Nifflerz]
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Seriously, It was fucked...  He committed suicide in one of my groups fav smoking spots.  We saw him early in the day, thought he was sleeping.  Headed to another nearby picknick table and found a note in a bag that was someone arguing with himself-one telling the other he was going to kill him and ended strangely I forget how exactly... we burnt it, turns out it was likely that it was his suicide note... oops...

So later that night we went back and he was still in our fav spot.  Thinking he was just sleeping, we approached, me and one buddy got closest.  His head was blocked by a tree, as I peaked around it I saw his fucked up grill... at the same time my buddy was bout to kick him to wake him up.  I stopped dude just before he kicked the corpse. 
He shot himself through the back of the head, the bullet came out his eyeballish, half of his face was intact, the other half was gone...  It looked like he was wearing a mask, rubbery looking kinda.
Looking back it fucked me up real good, and I think it might have influenced my drug habits... 

Oh another thing was my senior year the econ teacher/golf coach was caught sleeping with a sophomore girl.  This chick happened to have won the punt/pass/kick thing a few years in a row.  He actually bought this chick a brand new Danali that he would pick her up in when they would get freaky.  Everyone in school knew about it before he got busted.  He was the golf coach, at the state golf tourny the whole team had rooms on the first floor of the hotel.  Him and her had joining rooms on the second floor.  The chick wasnt even very good looking either, and the teach was I guess smokeing fucking hot.  Every girl in school was jealous as fuck of this bitch and would have fucked the teacher any day anytime.
Skip forward 4ish years, Im in prison, and there is this guy.  I talked to him in passing once.  He remembered me because he thought I was a fuck up stoner.  I compared buying/selling stocks to selling pot... buy low/sell high  told me I was going to end up in prison or worse.  I brought it up to him and we had a laugh.  He is getting out soon.  He got 10yrs in.  Its been abou t8-9ish years


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: WorldWideWInton]
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god damn, those are some stories

uhm i did some funny things.  To me the funniest thing is we would cut class and go do drunken kung-fu in front of the doorways of other class rooms, then run away when it was time to flee from the teachers.

also i didn't do this, but 2 of my friends had a game of jumping out of the 2nd and 3rd story windows to shock onlookers.

mainly we just used to beat the fucking shit out of each other.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I wore a bullet proof vest and brought 2 knives one morning and told the girl I had a crush on, I was a Cop.

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