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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: dblaney]
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dblaney said:
I had fun with stinkbombs. The little glass vials with the sulfurous liquid inside were all over my school. One day my sophmore year I decided to make a stinkbomb, so I took some milk, tuna, ham, piss, cheese, tuna, pickle juice, and anything else in my fridge that I thought could smell kinda bad, and put it in a tupperwear container, and set it aside for two weeks.

After that it had the consistancy of yogurt and was a deep pink color with mold. I didn't dear smell it, but my friend did, and nearly puked. There was a banister overlooking a stair case, and I gently pushed it over the edge and ran like hell. I think it landed on someone, and ran through their hair. Unfortunately I was half way across the school by then so I didn't get to see it.


:rofl2:

Lucifer would be proud  :thumbup:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Konnrade]
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hmm..

1.We stole all the drug propagana books from the school library including a series called "disgusting drugs" explaing how marijuana could lead to amputation.

2. I got in trouble for wearing a jacket that said "keep god out of Canada" during the christmas season.

3. I got sent to the office and threatened with expulsion for writing a vegetarian cookbook where every recipe featured hemp seeds and then preparing them in school - it ended up in a standoff between me and my parents and the school, we had HEMPBC offering to put on a pro hemp presentation in the gymnasium - the school wasnt entertained.

4. we used to wrap younger students in duct tape for entertainment during visual arts.

5. filled the hallways with balloons stolen from the career class.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: PDU]
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5. filled the hallways with balloons stolen from the career class.

Nitrous??


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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i used to go to the library to sleep during 1st period on a regular basis. one day i went behind one of the book shelfs and took a nap, when i awoke i looked up and saw the vice principal and the librarian standing above me glaring, and shaking their heads...i stood up and walked home. they said nothing to me during or after this incident...just stared in disgust. lol

in 9th grade i decided to doce at school one day. in my english class i saw a book with an amazing, kalediscopic cover so i tore it off and put it in my pocket. my english teacher didnt like that very much

Edited by Archemetis (12/31/05 05:59 PM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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- when I was a freshman we used to play a game called hallway of destruction.. which involved running full speed down empty hallways imagining that you are super mario.. and you would you do jump kicks off the wall and into the ceiling and uppercut the ceiling tiles.. if you broke it in half or pieces and it fell to the ground it was 100 points, breaking in half but no fall was 50, and just punching a hole through it was 25.. you also got bonus points for every poster or flyer torn down during a wall jump or railing hop. It was a fun game.. I'm surprised we never got caught.. had a few close calls.. but we were ninjas!

- the principal and I had an arch enemy thing going.. he ended up suspending me out of school 19 times in my freshman year. I was a rebel against their conformity factory. He finally expelled me during finals for not wearing shoes to school.. even though it said nothing about shoes or footwear in the dress code. (of course I checked beforehand) It was in the rules the next year though.

- we would regularly not dress for gym and just sit in the bleachers inside the school while the rest of the class went outside.. then toke up with a couple seniors. A couple times the class would come back early and people would be like what's that smell? but the dumbasses never figured it out.. not even the teacher.. or he didn't care.

- our english teacher was insane. and our class was the worst ever to her.. One time she was reading Shakespeare and nobody was paying any attention and just talking amongst themselves.. and out of nowhere she just stopped in mid-sentence.. threw the book in the air and shouted "Oh.. I'm sorry! Are we in Starbucks?! I'll take a venti latte and muffin.. and we were like... oooooookkk ms tucker.......
Another time she was also reading, and she just burst out with "The cracks!!! You're falling through the cracks!!" .. we were like  :confused: .. "The cracks in the floor!! You all are falling through the cracks I must save you!!!" we were like OoooOoOoOoOooooKkkkkk........
Then another time we made her cry, I felt bad.

- I never made it to senior year, but I helped with the senior prank one year, in which we unleashed tens of thousands of crickets in all the bathrooms around the school. Good times.

- during tv production class (best class ever).. we would sit around and watch jerry springer with the 'teacher' (big fat jolly guy).. he even let us smoke in the production area, and he'd even let you smoke weed as long as he didn't see it. The class was me and my two best friends (freshman) and four of the coolest seniors ever. We spent classes dicking off and when we would get around filming something it would just be crazy random shit.. then we'd trip it out in the editing room and put like slayer as the background music.

- my band played the four horsemen, ...and justice for all, holy wars, and expendable youth for the junior variety show, most of the acts before and after us were sappy chorus solos and duets and stuff. We unleashed the fury in that room.. people were moshing and the teachers were freaking out.. haha. Good times.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Shroomism]
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My principal and I had an arch enemy thing going too.  He was the one who kicked me out of the pep rally and yelled at me for wearing the "School Spirit is Mind Control" shirt.  A few years after I left he got caught fucking one of the students at our school.  :lol:  He "quietly resigned".

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: dblaney]
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Yeah stinkbombs are fun. When i was in 6th grade i bought one of those pouch ones from the mexican ice cream man and i brought it to school the next day. after everyone left the boys bathroom where everyone changed for PE i pressed that lil pouch and i thought it was a dud and my friend kicked it and it like bounced off the wall and it popped. 5 minutes later i was excused for a dr appointment in los angeles 40 miles north of where i used to live. anyway i came back to school at like 2 and when i got in the office the lady at the desk was like oh look everyone he's here! (with poor sarcasm) and i was like fuck im screwed. walked into the principal office and she held the stink bomb in a sandwich bag and she was like do you think this is funny? i didnt say anything to her. and then she told me that the whole school had to evacuate the building cause of the smell. the whole school had a 4 hour recess. the fire department had to come wearing chemical outfits with masks. and my punishment was a 5 day suspension. it was actually pretty awesome to get suspended for 5 days. i was supposed to be expelled but my parents sweet talked them and i got to stay. but i left that school right after that year ended. woo woo. catholic schools suck!

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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Hmm..

I would get in regular arguments with teachers to prove them wrong. They would get really pissed off, and most of the time send me to the office.

Me and a friend took an aluminum gum wrapper and ripped it in two. We folded the pieces up and put 1 piece in each of the 2 holes on an outlet in the wall. Another guy brushed against them with his leg and they touched, causing a HUGE purple flash in the classroom. Needless to say none of the sockets in that classroom worked after this..And luckily no one was hurt.

I set off a smoke bomb in the bathroom, causing the fire alarms to go off, and the whole end of the school was filled with smoke.

The janitors would keep the big boxes of toilet paper sitting in the hall near my locker, we would all take a roll and undo them all down the halls.

Took a paint tray in art full of like 9 different colors of paint and smeared it all down the wall in the hall way.

We would take huge globs of clay in art and throw them so they would stick on the wall.

We were on a club convention in another city for the weekend, and me and the people in the hotel room with me refused to go to any of the meetings and shit that we were there for. (We were seniors, so in return all the younger people refused to go, too.) The next day at school, we were called to the office..and given ISS.

Put a fart machine in my backpack in the library while working on research papers. We would get up from the table to go find a book and push the button on the remote. Our librarians were old ladies, they got really upset. They couldn't figure out where it was coming from. Eventually they made all the GUYS leave the library, with the exception of a few (The smart ones that never did anything wrong.) Eventually we were told on and all got ISS.

On 4-20, my 1st period class we were disecting cats. I got really stoned before school that morning. I have a weak stomach, and..well, I was feeling woozy, and I told the teacher I was about to pass out. She told me to go sit down, but I didn't make it to the seat. She caught me by my arms. Well, the whole school was saying the reason I passed out was because I smoked too much weed that morning.

Deleted shit off computers so they would have to be reformatted.

Hmm, thats all I can think of for now.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I stole someones schoolbag, and it turned out that it belonged to a guy who had attempted suicide early in the day. He wasn't in my year level, these were just a stack of bags left outside during an art class, it was totally random.

I felt sorry for him, but it'd have been too risky to take the bag back. Anyway, that guy probably robbed me of a lotto win, what comes around goes around.

I did a lot of stuff, brought knives, petrol bombs, alcohol and drugs to school, spat on teacher when they were turned away from me. threw glue and paint across the classroom and everyone knew it was me but blamed it on someone else, my proudest hours, brought a tear to my eye.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: confuzed]
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We would fuck up our economy teacher cause he was just a retard... We made him so confused... Throwing pieces of paper or pencils or anthing that can be thrown at him and made him believe that nothing really happened... He was a retard...


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Brakkie]
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I paid my math teachers son to steal the final exam answers so I could pass his dads class. Best 30 bucks I ever spent. I had to get a 89 on the final just to pass the class and suprise I got a 95.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I ran accross the stage during assembly....nakkid.

I road my dirtbike through the hallways...during school.

My friends and I put a mini Honda Civic in the back of a Chevy Luv pickup truck...
and put it in the front hall of the school.
They had to use a torch to cut it out of the pickup bed of the truck.

We put the same mini Honda Civic in the pool.  :smirk:


Every school has a Bully that picks on almost everyone...
We duct taped him to the goal post on the football feild and left him there.
He used to pick on this retarded kid...and we got tired of it.


I can't think of anymore right now...
my head hurts from last night.


tc


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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Roadkill said:
I ran accross the stage during assembly....nakkid.



yeah but fig leaves were all the rage back then :smirk:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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Roadkill said:
I can't think of anymore right now...
my head hurts from last night.





one more for now...

We had a typing teacher that was a f#cking drunk.
He always had booze in his coffee thermos.

One day he got up and walked out of the class room.
We drank his coffee...and replaced it with straight coffee.

He came back...opened his thermos...poured himself some.
And spit it out!~

During lunch he drove to the Liquor store...and bought another bottle.
Then stopped at 7-11 for a tad (splash) of coffee to add to it.

:grin:


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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Why did they need a torch to get it out? Why didn't some more people just lift it back out. Who's car was it and how come he didn't call the cops/whip somebody's ass, etc. etc.?


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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Roadkill said:
We had a typing teacher that was a f#cking drunk.



One of my teachers liked to party. He used to go into his closet in between classes to blast some coke. An older friend of mine that went to my high school before my time used to sell this teacher coke. I had another friend who sold this teacher weed a couple of times as well.

Edited by RandalFlagg (01/01/06 10:49 AM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Roadkill]
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I bleached the initials of my high school into the middle of our rivals' soccer field. Then proceeded to dominate the pitch during the game for a shutout.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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In eighth grade I had to pay $10 for a Spanish book that was already held together by duct tape when I got it, so I gave my teacher 1,000 pennies. I also wrote my final English paper that year on how much I hated my Spanish teacher and her class, and my English teacher showed it to her. At the pool party on the last day she tried to make me write a Spanish paper about what I learned and how I will use it later in life, but I pretty much told her to get fucked.

Freshmen year I was pissing in the stall and the kid in the stall beside mine's foot was poking into mine a little bit, so I pissed on his foot, his immediate reaction was "Holy FUCK"...I left pretty quickly.

While I'm telling toilet stories, in gym class freshmen year one of my friends was pissing in a urinal, so I kicked him in the ass and he got it all over the front of his pants.

In speech class sophomore year I had to give a speech on someone I admire. I wrote about this janitor everyone called Crazy Kenny that got fired for peaking at the girls in the bathroom and playing pranks all the time. The guys was fucking nuts...I would always hear him talking to himself in jibberish and shit. My speech teacher loathed me.

I would always write papers with the intention of being funny... I always amused myself, but usually not my teachers unless it was like English class. For instance, for a resum? in Career Passport junior year I had to write a paper on a quote that has a lot of meaning to me in life and my goals. I chose the quote "Say hello to my little friend!" from Scarface.

Senior year someone squirted baby oil all over the stairways and people got hurt, so the school got the police involved. That year someone else put superglue in all of the locks and got caught. They got in all sorts of trouble and had to pay for it.

I, personally, never really did anything awful, just small things that I thought were funny and got me into minimal amounts of trouble. I think subtle, clever things are funnier than bold, stupid things that cause a ton of trouble.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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Microcosmatrix said:
Why did they need a torch to get it out? Why didn't some more people just lift it back out. Who's car was it and how come he didn't call the cops/whip somebody's ass, etc. etc.?


the car was stuck inside the truck's pickup bed...they couldn't get it out.

the car belonged to Scott Neudorfer...we always did stuff to his car.

he couldn't whip our ass...he was sorta girly.

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I saw him last year at the West Seattle Street Fair...

and asked him if he still had his car.

We have been out of high school since 1978.

:smirk:


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: FeveredEgo]
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i got 3 days of inschool suspension for throwing water baloons at people in a hot tub during a school sponsored trip.
nevermind the fact that we also had a huge ice chest full of beer, pot, fireworks, and were throwing eggs at cars.

for our senior prank we got those huge fruit they have infront of HEB (it was behind the store because it needed to be repainted) and put it in the back of a guys truck, painted it our school colors, and then cemented it to the parking lot of another high school down the road. they had to get a bulldozer to get it out, and our school had to pay for it.

some kid shit himself in class

got school paper from the office and brought it home and printed out my progress report on it (every 3 weeks) so i wouldnt get introuble for my grades

bitched out our vice principal infront of my english class. even our teacher was laughing at how badly she had her ass handed to her.


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