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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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funny thing i just saw on the news
    #2738573 - 05/27/04 10:18 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

okay, so this lady was walking her 2 chiuwawas (thats hard to spell) and then 2 pitbulls attacked the chiuwawas. Each little dog was in a pitbulls mouth and the woman was screaming and kicking the pitbulls (i wouldn't have kicked a pitbull, but whatever) and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it. ANd it saved the little dogs lives...and nothing happened to the cat....it was a funny story. The cat looked cool though.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738580 - 05/27/04 10:20 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

id bite the pit bull


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: notapillow]
    #2738583 - 05/27/04 10:21 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

i wouldn't have fucked with the pitbulls, if they are attacking my dogs, as much as i would love my dogs, i wouldn't wanna get attacked by a pitbull.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738599 - 05/27/04 10:23 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

dude
i dont no what i would do if that happened
when the pressures on i do fucked up stuff
i usualy come out on top but not the way u would think
if that hapened i would probly try to like sodomise the pit bull with my shoe
i bet that would show him whos boss :grin:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: notapillow]
    #2738657 - 05/27/04 10:35 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, it is spur of the moment thinking..i would probably kcik the dog too...but kicking a pitbull, in my mind, isn't smart. but then agan, i don't always make smart choices. i'd try to find a big boulder and drop it on the pitbull and squish that fucker....haha, j/k. I wouldn't kill a dog, unless it were attacking me or something. I'd bitch slap the shit out of that bitch, haha.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738672 - 05/27/04 10:37 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

In that situation, providing the pitbull was busy chewing on what ever pet of mine we're talking about... I'd carefully line up a serious stomp to the skull.

I usually wear heavy boots, should work. :tongue:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738678 - 05/27/04 10:37 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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YouEnjoyMyself said:
okay, so this lady was walking her 2 chiuwawas (thats hard to spell) and then 2 pitbulls attacked the chiuwawas.  Each little dog was in a pitbulls mouth and the woman was screaming and kicking the pitbulls (i wouldn't have kicked a pitbull, but whatever) and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it.  ANd it saved the little dogs lives...and nothing happened to the cat....it was a funny story.  The cat looked cool though.



...This is news? American "news" is hilarious  :laugh:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: RunDMT]
    #2738681 - 05/27/04 10:38 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

if they are steal tipped, a nice, forceful kick to the skull would fuck that fucker up.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738684 - 05/27/04 10:38 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

one time i saw a pitbull carrying an old lady in its mouth.  in her mouth was another tiny dog.  inside that dogs mouth was a midget.

i wish i had had my camera :shrug:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: Comfortably_Numb]
    #2738686 - 05/27/04 10:38 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

dude local news is such bullshit...they show like "pet of the day" picturse and shit, and just retarded stuff...what country do you live in?


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
    #2738689 - 05/27/04 10:39 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

today i saw 2 ants carrying a dead bee.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738701 - 05/27/04 10:40 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

oh man, gang bang


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: Comfortably_Numb]
    #2738715 - 05/27/04 10:43 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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YouEnjoyMyself said:
okay, so this lady was walking her 2 chiuwawas (thats hard to spell) and then 2 pitbulls attacked the chiuwawas.  Each little dog was in a pitbulls mouth and the woman was screaming and kicking the pitbulls (i wouldn't have kicked a pitbull, but whatever) and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it.  ANd it saved the little dogs lives...and nothing happened to the cat....it was a funny story.  The cat looked cool though.



...This is news? American "news" is hilarious  :laugh:




Haha! :grin::thumbup:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
    #2738724 - 05/27/04 10:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

today i was babysitting my 4 year old little brother for like ahlf an hour and we were int he front yard and ishowed him a big cluster of mushrooms and we were picking mushrooms together...it was fun.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738799 - 05/27/04 10:54 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

id say screw the pitbull, id pick it up and chuck it to the ground, and proceed stomping on it. I may be dumb sometimes, but at least I'm sort of big :thumbup:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2738803 - 05/27/04 10:55 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

establish the fungus as a friend at an early age: good call :smile:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
    #2738828 - 05/27/04 10:57 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, he enjoyed picking them. he, from what i saw, thought they were really cool and enjoyed playing with them.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: vampirism]
    #2738836 - 05/27/04 10:58 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

you cant stop a pit that easily cops have shot pit bulls several times and they still come charging at them they fight to the death


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: buckwheat]
    #2738870 - 05/27/04 11:01 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, they are vicious and can mess you up...they will mess you up so bad that you will wish that they didn't mess you up so bad!


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: buckwheat]
    #2738880 - 05/27/04 11:02 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

it's still just a living dog, no matter how hard it comes on. If you protect your hands and neck/face, what can it do to you if you can hit it hard? Otherwise it will kill your beloved pet


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