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funny thing i just saw on the news
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okay, so this lady was walking her 2 chiuwawas (thats hard to spell) and then 2 pitbulls attacked the chiuwawas. Each little dog was in a pitbulls mouth and the woman was screaming and kicking the pitbulls (i wouldn't have kicked a pitbull, but whatever) and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it. ANd it saved the little dogs lives...and nothing happened to the cat....it was a funny story. The cat looked cool though.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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id bite the pit bull


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: notapillow]
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i wouldn't have fucked with the pitbulls, if they are attacking my dogs, as much as i would love my dogs, i wouldn't wanna get attacked by a pitbull.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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dude
i dont no what i would do if that happened
when the pressures on i do fucked up stuff
i usualy come out on top but not the way u would think
if that hapened i would probly try to like sodomise the pit bull with my shoe
i bet that would show him whos boss :grin:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: notapillow]
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yeah, it is spur of the moment thinking..i would probably kcik the dog too...but kicking a pitbull, in my mind, isn't smart. but then agan, i don't always make smart choices. i'd try to find a big boulder and drop it on the pitbull and squish that fucker....haha, j/k. I wouldn't kill a dog, unless it were attacking me or something. I'd bitch slap the shit out of that bitch, haha.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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In that situation, providing the pitbull was busy chewing on what ever pet of mine we're talking about... I'd carefully line up a serious stomp to the skull.

I usually wear heavy boots, should work. :tongue:

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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YouEnjoyMyself said:
okay, so this lady was walking her 2 chiuwawas (thats hard to spell) and then 2 pitbulls attacked the chiuwawas.  Each little dog was in a pitbulls mouth and the woman was screaming and kicking the pitbulls (i wouldn't have kicked a pitbull, but whatever) and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it.  ANd it saved the little dogs lives...and nothing happened to the cat....it was a funny story.  The cat looked cool though.


...This is news? American "news" is hilarious  :laugh:

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: RunDMT]
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if they are steal tipped, a nice, forceful kick to the skull would fuck that fucker up.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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one time i saw a pitbull carrying an old lady in its mouth.  in her mouth was another tiny dog.  inside that dogs mouth was a midget.

i wish i had had my camera :shrug:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: Comfortably_Numb]
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dude local news is such bullshit...they show like "pet of the day" picturse and shit, and just retarded stuff...what country do you live in?


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
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today i saw 2 ants carrying a dead bee.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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oh man, gang bang


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: Comfortably_Numb]
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Comfortably_Numb said:
YouEnjoyMyself said:
okay, so this lady was walking her 2 chiuwawas (thats hard to spell) and then 2 pitbulls attacked the chiuwawas.  Each little dog was in a pitbulls mouth and the woman was screaming and kicking the pitbulls (i wouldn't have kicked a pitbull, but whatever) and then a house cat came and jumped on one of the pitbulls and attacked it.  ANd it saved the little dogs lives...and nothing happened to the cat....it was a funny story.  The cat looked cool though.


...This is news? American "news" is hilarious  :laugh:


Haha! :grin::thumbup:

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
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today i was babysitting my 4 year old little brother for like ahlf an hour and we were int he front yard and ishowed him a big cluster of mushrooms and we were picking mushrooms together...it was fun.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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id say screw the pitbull, id pick it up and chuck it to the ground, and proceed stomping on it. I may be dumb sometimes, but at least I'm sort of big :thumbup:

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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establish the fungus as a friend at an early age: good call :smile:


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: TheDude]
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yeah, he enjoyed picking them. he, from what i saw, thought they were really cool and enjoyed playing with them.


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: vampirism]
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you cant stop a pit that easily cops have shot pit bulls several times and they still come charging at them they fight to the death

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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: buckwheat]
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yeah, they are vicious and can mess you up...they will mess you up so bad that you will wish that they didn't mess you up so bad!


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Re: funny thing i just saw on the news [Re: buckwheat]
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it's still just a living dog, no matter how hard it comes on. If you protect your hands and neck/face, what can it do to you if you can hit it hard? Otherwise it will kill your beloved pet

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