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Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career
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1. I faked a seizure in math class once. We had an Indian woman as a substitute teacher. She barely spoke English. As I faked the seizure I threw my body around, ran into desks, and made strange gargling noises. She started screaming, "Stop it!". Everybody was like, "Oh My God! He's having a seizure!". It was pretty funny.

2. We used to swear at this same Indian lady. We'd go up to her desk and be like, "Here's my homework you fucking bitch" and similar stuff. She had no clue what we were saying.

3. We had a huge pep rally going on and I wore a short that said "School Spirit is mind control". I got kicked out of the pep rally.

4. I wore a shirt that said "(my school's name) sucks". I had to turn it inside out.

5. I refused to stand for the pledge one day and my homeroom teacher flipped out. Her face got all red and she started screaming at me and sent me to the office. For the rest of the year I went to stand outside of the room when the pledge came on just to spite her.

6. I used to blatantly skip study hall. I would walk around the school and smoke cigarettes in the bathroom. I am absolutely shocked that I was never caught.

7. A kid in my computer class pissed his pants while at his computer. They had to disinfect the chair.

More to come when I remember them...

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Dropped acid in first period study hall before we got to go to go watch our tennis team compete in the finals. Got to leave after 1st period... the perma grin and head humming was starting just as i was getting up to leave. Seniors where let to skip that day. Ended up watching no tennis and just ran around this park on a head full of lsd smoken pot all day with my friends. We just had to get a piece of paper signed my tennis coach.

Oh the highschool days... I was pretty wild back then, calmed down some.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: baraka]
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The cops came and arrested me for attempted murder.

The charges were later dropped. They got away.  :smirk:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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8. There was a document that was circulated to all of the teachers once. It detailed how teachers should be notified of delays or cancellations for school days. It was set up so that one teacher would call several teachers, those teachers would call several more teachers, etc... Basically, this sheet had all of the home phone numbers of all of the teachers in the school. One of my friends got ahold of one of these papers and we would prank call teachers all of the time.

9. I had a "locker war" with a friend once. This is where you do bad stuff to your opponent's locker. I took all of his books and put a feces stained piece of toilet paper in his locker. He positioned a milk carton full of piss that fell out when I opened my locker. He also put a lock on my locker and I had to get it cut off.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Well this isn't really funny, but I got saturday school for not giving my teacher a piece of cake.

This was one of my infamous blog posts so the people at school could read what happened:

http://sean.f00b.com/cake.html

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: theuser]
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theolduser said:
The cops came and arrested me for attempted murder.

The charges were later dropped. They got away.  :smirk:


Holy shit!  That's badass.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
theolduser said:
The cops came and arrested me for attempted murder.

The charges were later dropped. They got away.  :smirk:


Holy shit!  That's badass.


Not badass. I was in a very fucked up family. The person messed with me at the wrong time.  :shocked:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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10. I had a chemistry set when I was in 7th grade. I mixed a bunch of shit together and took it to school and sold it as "drugs" to my fellow classmates.

11. There was a big rivalry between several people in our school and several people from a nearby high school. A friend and I went to the dance because we heard that there was going to be a fight. We took a video camera with us and captured the action. It was a melee and there were cops there.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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This rich arab kid would buy stuff for us with his credit card so he could be cool.Laptops, X-boxes, whatever and we still treated him like shit :grin:. I got a Sony Viao that i used up untill last year when it craped out on me.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: buckwheat]
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Damn that's fucked up. I feel bad for him.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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xboxes in high school? I feel old.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: buckwheat]
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i used to go to a private high school, with extremely rich familys such as the lombardi's, schottenstiens (might have heard of them), ricarts, germains, wexners.. ect.. one day someone went up to one of the schottenstiens and tasered him.. funny shit..

but we always used to have paintball fights in the court yard or senior parking lot


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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My things were mostly vandalism, and my circle of friends loved to goof around.

1. Used to wander off to a little knoll right next to the oval track/practice football field, and then toss a sandwitch. There were thousands of seagulls at our school, so they all scurried for the sandwitch. Then everyone spent all lunch trying to hit them with rocks. BIG rocks. Someone only once managed to graze a seagull's wing. They were pretty wary of us.

2. Used to go to the softball field dugout (which faced away from campus and was entirely out of sight of all authority figures). And spent all lunch boxing one another without gloves (that was great fun).

3. I used to argue with some cocky fat guy that liked to insult people and crack horrible jokes. One time I wound up getting pissed and he took off running, so I threw an unopened soda can at him as hard as I could. It hit him right in the left shoulderblade and he rolled around on the ground complaining for a good 10 minutes.

4. I brought a ballpine hammer once and we broke open a sprinker maintenance box, and whacked one of the sprinkler controllers. Water started leaking out everywhere and the sprinklers turned on. We put the lid back on forcefully and water just kept gurgling out of every crevice of the box.

5. Using the same ballpine hammer be broke open an inline filter cartridge for the softball dugout's drinking fountain. When it came open we found out that the only thing in it was a wad of old school newspapers. I was tempted to go to the health department, but I'd have to explain why the fuck I found out about it.

6. Soldered a normal 2-prong plug directly to a 220v toggle switch. When you plug this in, the switch is turned off. The second you turn it on it provides a hell of a current and the breaker switches off. I did that to a few different circuits on campus. Never was bold enough to use it very many times though. Not smart to fuck around with electricity.

7. Set off a string of fireworks inside of a small bathroom. The echo was so fucking loud the whole block of classrooms heard it. Never got caught.

For my senior prank I wanted to go to a pet store and buy a hell of a lot of the crickets they sell for feeding lizards, and then discreetly dump them all in the library. But... I never got around to it, the administration was pretty strict about senior pranks.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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12. I made up a bunch of flyers that had a heading of, "Join the Math Club!!". I made it seem like there was an after school club that you could join and do math problems. I put stuff like "2 + 2 = 4!!!!" all over it. I plastered these things all over school and believe it or not some people actually signed up for it.

13. I used to throw my tray down the silverware chute in the lunch room.

14. One time we had a health inspector come to our lunchroom. She was standing near the cashier watching everything that was going on. I pulled out a bunch of my hair and mixed it in with my applesauce and ran up to her and said, "Look at what is in my applesauce! This is a health violation!".

Edited by RandalFlagg (12/31/05 02:02 PM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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15. I put a virus on the school computer network.

16. I had a menu set up on the school network where you could print out files on how to make bombs and engage in general mayhem. I got in BIG trouble for that (almost got expelled).

17. I routinely fucked with the school computers so that they wouldn't start or that they would say something obscene on the startup screen.

God damn...I keep remembering stuff and I now realize that I was a horrible kid.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
Damn that's fucked up. I feel bad for him.


He was ok but this kid was filthy rich and had no idea how to deal with people other than throwing money around

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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You were quite the hellion.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
15. I put a virus on the school computer network.

16. I had a menu set up on the school network where you could print out files on how to make bombs and engage in general mayhem. I got in BIG trouble for that (almost got expelled).

17. I routinely fucked with the school computers so that they wouldn't start or that they would say something obscene on the startup screen.

God damn...I keep remembering stuff and I now realize that I was a horrible kid.


Horrible indeed, you're making me feel like I didn't have NEARLY enough fun. My competitive side is engaged. Shame I'm in college now, we don't do this kind of shit at community colleges.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Redstorm]
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Redstorm said:
You were quite the hellion.


One thing I always wanted to do but never got around to was writing a fake letter of resignation for one of the teachers and leaving it on the principal's desk.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I miss the death star topiary signature randall. That was teh kewl


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