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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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This ancient, hilarious thread is worthy of a bump.

I was quite the rebellious hell-raiser in high school (and in elementary school too)... I really got screwed over; the year I enrolled my school got a new principal who was a massive choad and changed all the rules to make it suck. He took away off-campus lunch, raised the grading scale, extended school hours, tightened security. Needless to say, I was pissed and wreaked havoc.

-Got high before going to school almost every day
-Got high in school on many occasions
-Sneaked up to the roof to blaze
-When entering the school we all had to scan in, and then pass through the metal detector across the hall. I would always hang a right turn to avoid it and I never got caught. How the hell did they not realize that?
-Sneaked out of class, past security and out of the school many times
-Listed to music most of the time in class, got caught many times
-Routinely argued with teachers, walked out of class or got kicked out
-The old laser-pointer in class trick
-Taking turns with my friends shouting out obscenities during class to see what we could get away with. Some of my friends got in BIG trouble for that, luckily I never did despite being the worst one
-Humiliated substitute teachers that didn't know their place in the classroom
-One day I smoked 4 blunts before Spanish class, and I guess I got up too fast and fainted. my Spanish teacher freaked and called an ambulance, but when I woke up I was fine, my mom picked me up and I got to miss the rest of the school day. how did they not realize I was stoned out of my mind?
-I took all my standardized tests blazed  (they were so early in the morning it was the only way to survive the 6-hour test sessions), got near-perfect scores on my SAT and ACT
-Threw sandwiches, fruits and vegetables above of the ceiling panels and in miscellaneous drawers/cupboards around the school
-Pissed all over the school
-Funny graffiti about how bad the school sucked
-Tampered with the school computers to leave obscene messages
-My pothead lunch table group of friends would manipulate the stupid kids into fighting
-Brought my bong and a 1/4zip of the dankest buds to school on 4/20, damn was that risky. could have easily been caught too since i stunk up that whole section of the hallway. In between classes while at my locker I overheard other students and security remarking on the sweet, pungent aroma
-One day I got into an argument with a teacher and I was in an angry mood so I walked into an empty classroom, picked up a desk and threw it into the glass cabinets, causing tons of damage. Can't believe I didn't get caught for that
-My honors chemistry teacher was a dumb bitch I argued with constantly. worst teacher ever, she failed 3/4 of my class and got into arguments with everyone. I would constantly make snide remarks to everything she said, flip her off and make sexual gestures behind her back. I earned the respect of all my classmates
-Trashed the chemistry lab, stole lots of equipment. I was such a shitty lab partner I got switched around 3 times and my seat got changed 10 times that year
-My friend found a key to every locker in the school, so we would go around fucking with people's shit. There was this one loudmouth kid we hated, and one day after school we all pooped in a plastic bag and then put it in his locker. It was the day before winter break so when we returned 2 weeks later that whole section of the hallway reaked! He thought it was a bag of bananas his locker partner had left there accidentally :lolsy: We didn't realize he shared his locker

It's a miracle I never got suspended. Only a few detentions :wink:
Since then I've settled down and changed my evil ways... I feel so boring nowadays :sad:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: mirage]
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Well a bit before my time in high school some guy that was switching to homeschool rode his dirt bike through the halls and nearly (like half a foot away) ran over our principal cause the dumb fucker tried jumping it front of him to stop him.

1. When I was IN high school I had a friend that was in culinary arts so they'd set up the cafeteria before lunch so I gave him a water bottle full of butyric acid and had him mix it in with the ketchup (everyone used the packets for pranks so they switched to using a massive pot filled with ketchup). Many a person threw up that day. It was AWESOME. And the school got sued a couple times.

2. Also there were the 5 dozen crickets I left in the encyclopedia part of the library that people almost never used and they bred. They bred a LOT. They actually shut down the school for several days so the exterminaters could come in and get all of them.

3. I know my history really well. Like better then a lot of my teachers. So during my history classes I would sleep. One day when I was a sophomore the teacher got sick of it and asked me if he was boring me. I told him yes. So he asked if I wanted to come up and try teaching the class. I asked him what we were covering (this obviously made him think I had no idea what we were talking about) he told me the French Revolution and its effects globally. I proceeded to stand up, walk to the front of the class and started lecturing. The guy just sat there and gaped for about half an hour til the class ended. 20 minutes later I was called down to the office and suspended for 3 days. He hated me for the rest of my time at high school. Especially since our school would let students send anonymous notes to teachers to thank them for being a good teacher at the end of each year and everyone would send him notes saying I was far far more interesting then he was as a teacher.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Cj-B]
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my high sc hool career was boring as fuck



one of my friends brought a lobster to school and boiled it, boring


i bought a buncha huge rubber bouncy ball things like the ones u can sit on like 12 of em or somethin and we were throwin em aruond in the parking lot and the principle took em before we could bring em oin


(well we got one in a few days before and threw it around)


ummmm



skipped class?




went to school high?





me and this kid would funnel food out onto peoples cars from one of the classes



me and these kids would throw paper towels in this furnace used for heating up the ends of rods and got the place all smokey


standing on tables




idk overall there wasn't much fun shit to be honest it was boring as hell :frown:



throughout the years some kisd tried cuttin my hair


one kid got a little bit


gues that was fun for them


idk it was boring as fuck


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Konnrade]
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Konnrade said:
My things were mostly vandalism, and my circle of friends loved to goof around.

1. Used to wander off to a little knoll right next to the oval track/practice football field, and then toss a sandwitch. There were thousands of seagulls at our school, so they all scurried for the sandwitch. Then everyone spent all lunch trying to hit them with rocks. BIG rocks. Someone only once managed to graze a seagull's wing. They were pretty wary of us.




:lolwut:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: blujay]
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My 12th grade psychology teacher (in 2003) told us on day one that if anyone in class grew a mullet and kept a journal of the experience all year, we'd get an instant 100% on the final.  I obliged and sported a mullet the whole year.  It was embarrassing as shit but I took it like a champ and come finals day, I made a zigzag pattern down the scantron and left.  Low and behold, 100%.  :cool:

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: blujay]
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High school before or after I took LSD?
Because before that, I was a fucking cunt.
Believe me I used to be a terrible, terrible loathsome person.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Sheekle]
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Pranked the senior prank. Some 50+ kids from our class camped out on the quad one night the last few weeks of school. My group of friends snuck out late that night and ziptied them into their tents, then skipped the rest of the day.

Threw boxes of porn and dildoes out into the middle of the gym during the last school rally of the year.

Hid a sandwich in our sophomore english teacher's filing cabinet.

Hit a MFLB vaporizer in class a few times. Amazed we got away with that.

One of my friends passed out benzos to 10ish kids in our homeroom class. Kids were falling asleep in class and acting like retards all day.

Left junior english with a group of friends after the teacher told us he didn't care if we came or not.

Had older siblings sign us out over the phone regularly.

Spray painted a graffiti picture of the campus security guard, "Bubbles", on a wall by the pool.

Locked a kid in the volleyball cabinet during PE.

Brought a hot, hot, HOT, capsicum extract hotsauce to school and offered free samples to students and faculty. One kid ate a spoonful and went home.

Edited by fiddle (10/13/11 04:23 PM)

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
High school before or after I took LSD?
Because before that, I was a fucking cunt.
Believe me I used to be a terrible, terrible loathsome person.


Any examples?


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: fiddle]
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Made porno pictures appear on every computer screen of the school  :lol:

manipulate people to steal a laptop whilst I made sure nobody would find out, many things that got stolen because I instilled the thought into people... lol i'm a bad person :sad:

Made an intern cry and leave the school

used every sort of drug without anyone ever having found out :highfive:

Skipped classes for half a year and nobody even said something about it

Sold a lot of electronic currency in games and made BANK! :lol:

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Cj-B]
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Cj-B said:
SARAtonin said:
High school before or after I took LSD?
Because before that, I was a fucking cunt.
Believe me I used to be a terrible, terrible loathsome person.


Any examples?


I was a rich/spoiled queen bee.
One of my favorite things to do was flirt with lonely boys,
just so i could reject them.
That type of stuff, I try not to think about it anymore!:tongue:
I used to think I was the shit.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Beanhead]
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I also switched the monitor cables on every computer in the upstairs labs.  It was funny watching people not realize that the person next to them was doing everything they saw on their screen.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Newbie]
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Freshman and Sophomore Year at my first high school we always use to play basketball in the gym. We would always fuck around, play 21, and watch these 2 kids go at it all day long. Dan " Jiffy" Jones, a guy who put peanut butter on his balls and let his dog lick it off. And the other kid was Babcock, a new student in our small tight knit community. Dumb looking fucker didn't last long. Jiffy would always push and try to start a fight with him.

When I moved to a bigger school, my smoking picked up heavily. Senior Year I was high every day. I remember having to do announcements after lunch one day but I smoked a blunt before it anyways. Nailed my long reading of announcements for the club and went back to class. Got a standing ovation by a few when I returned to my English class. Mostly loud clapping which pissed off our teacher.

Junior Year, my first time rolling. It was a White Superman pill and it fucked me up. I got to a party and decided not to drink. Eventually the cops show up and I'm golden. Take that breathalyzer and blow a zero with a big grin on my face accompanied with Black Pupils. We also gave rides home to friends who needed an escape from an underage. My bro and I were the heroes for that party.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: RandalFlagg]
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One time I was walking around outside, from one building to another, and one of my friends was walking down the stairs, about a hundred or so feet to me... never knew him too well, but a really funny guy, I still chuckle thinking about some of our conversations. He waved to me, and his pants fell down. :rofl:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Banez]
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Banez said:
i used to go to a private high school, with extremely rich familys such as the lombardi's, schottenstiens (might have heard of them), ricarts, germains, wexners.. ect.. one day someone went up to one of the schottenstiens and tasered him.. funny shit..

but we always used to have paintball fights in the court yard or senior parking lot




WTF? Too bad this thread is 6 years old. I want to know if I went to high school with this guy. Sounds like my school.


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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I wish I could remember high school :feelsbatman:


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: F0SS1L]
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One time i brought alcohol to school and a drug dog came and i was freaking out because i thought it could smell alcohol because i left my backpack in the locker room.
I felt like a real idiot when i found out it didnt smell alcohol.

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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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I found a dead body...


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: WorldWideWInton]
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Seriously?!


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: Nifflerz]
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Seriously, It was fucked...  He committed suicide in one of my groups fav smoking spots.  We saw him early in the day, thought he was sleeping.  Headed to another nearby picknick table and found a note in a bag that was someone arguing with himself-one telling the other he was going to kill him and ended strangely I forget how exactly... we burnt it, turns out it was likely that it was his suicide note... oops...

So later that night we went back and he was still in our fav spot.  Thinking he was just sleeping, we approached, me and one buddy got closest.  His head was blocked by a tree, as I peaked around it I saw his fucked up grill... at the same time my buddy was bout to kick him to wake him up.  I stopped dude just before he kicked the corpse. 
He shot himself through the back of the head, the bullet came out his eyeballish, half of his face was intact, the other half was gone...  It looked like he was wearing a mask, rubbery looking kinda.
Looking back it fucked me up real good, and I think it might have influenced my drug habits... 

Oh another thing was my senior year the econ teacher/golf coach was caught sleeping with a sophomore girl.  This chick happened to have won the punt/pass/kick thing a few years in a row.  He actually bought this chick a brand new Danali that he would pick her up in when they would get freaky.  Everyone in school knew about it before he got busted.  He was the golf coach, at the state golf tourny the whole team had rooms on the first floor of the hotel.  Him and her had joining rooms on the second floor.  The chick wasnt even very good looking either, and the teach was I guess smokeing fucking hot.  Every girl in school was jealous as fuck of this bitch and would have fucked the teacher any day anytime.
Skip forward 4ish years, Im in prison, and there is this guy.  I talked to him in passing once.  He remembered me because he thought I was a fuck up stoner.  I compared buying/selling stocks to selling pot... buy low/sell high  told me I was going to end up in prison or worse.  I brought it up to him and we had a laugh.  He is getting out soon.  He got 10yrs in.  Its been abou t8-9ish years


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Re: Funny or badass stuff that happened in your high school career [Re: WorldWideWInton]
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god damn, those are some stories

uhm i did some funny things.  To me the funniest thing is we would cut class and go do drunken kung-fu in front of the doorways of other class rooms, then run away when it was time to flee from the teachers.

also i didn't do this, but 2 of my friends had a game of jumping out of the 2nd and 3rd story windows to shock onlookers.

mainly we just used to beat the fucking shit out of each other.


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