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 Dreamer987
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 How to Get out of Iraq 
#4466313 - 07/28/05 10:56 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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I'v got a dumbass friend who went through bootcamp, and is soon to be shipped off to Iraq. He dosen't want to go.
Think of some Ideas for him to get out of that situation.
What counts as an Honorable, or Dishonorable discharge. Might this idea create legal reprocussions? What kind of jail time would he be looking at if caught?
a few ideas:
Fake severe mental health issues (that shit would probly fallow him)
Get Gay (Does that even work these days)
Self Injury (It would half to be big enouph to keep him out, yet small enouph not to fuck him up for life)
Get addicted to Opium
Refuse to fight.
(both of which would undoubtedly result in dishonorable discharge/prison time)
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 goobler
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 Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
#4466321 - 07/28/05 10:58 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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he needs to suck it up and do his tour
he wasnt forced to sign up eh?
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notapillow
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
#4466325 - 07/28/05 10:59 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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gay is your best bet
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
#4466327 - 07/28/05 10:59 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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He could shoot himself in the leg.
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: goobler]
#4466330 - 07/28/05 11:00 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said:
he needs to suck it up and do his tour
he wasnt forced to sign up eh?
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
#4466341 - 07/28/05 11:01 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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yes, your friend signed a legally binding contract, so the Army owns him for a few years. He should tough it out. Besides which, they can tell when someone has deliberately hurt themselves, and he could wind up in big trouble if he goes that route....
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4466342 - 07/28/05 11:01 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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ya id just shoot myself... in the leg where theres no bone...
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4466344 - 07/28/05 11:01 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said:
Quote:
goobler said:
he needs to suck it up and do his tour
he wasnt forced to sign up eh?
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
#4466358 - 07/28/05 11:04 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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Realistically though, I think he's screwed. There's a lot of U.S. soldiers who want to get out of Iraq, and if there was any possible reasonable way to do it that didn't result in a dishonorable discharge, you can be guaranteed many other people would be doing it.
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Dreamer987
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: goobler]
#4466372 - 07/28/05 11:06 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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"he wasnt forced to sign up eh?"
No, like i said, he is a dumbass.
He suddenly had a change of heart, and realized that fighting in Iraq is Immoral.
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
#4466375 - 07/28/05 11:06 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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itd be pointless to shoot himself, they send u right after they repair u hes got no other option but to go, he might as well do his time over there
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Ravus]
#4466376 - 07/28/05 11:06 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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Shoot a Canadian!
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goobler
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
#4466380 - 07/28/05 11:07 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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immoral?
explain this'
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CaptainH13
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: goobler]
#4466391 - 07/28/05 11:10 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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I'm kinda thinking jail time would be better than dieing.....
he's probably pretty tuff from bootcamp,if he get's in shit ......
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: CaptainH13]
#4466400 - 07/28/05 11:11 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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how many troops have died in iraq so far anyways?
nvm i found out "here"
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
#4466403 - 07/28/05 11:11 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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Your friends not stupid, he's a pussy.
Tell him to grow some balls
He knew what he was getting himself into.
Your friend sickens me.
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AliceDee
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: CaptainH13]
#4466405 - 07/28/05 11:12 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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hell no id much rather go to iraq than jail... jail sucks ass.... im guessing youv never been there??
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goobler
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: AliceDee]
#4466410 - 07/28/05 11:13 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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agreed jail sucks ass and military jail is a whole different game
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
#4466417 - 07/28/05 11:15 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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tell ur friend to just pick up his m4, point at the first towel head he see's, and pull the trigger. thats wut the armys good for
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: goobler]
#4466434 - 07/28/05 11:18 PM (12 years, 26 days ago) |
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Tell him to act mental.
Like crazy from battle. Convulsions and shit...
Then they'd snd him to a loony bin in the US, where he could easily escape.
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