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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606067 - 01/14/09 03:27 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

why get her off by fucking the shit out of her?

do half pumps till you frustrate the crap out of her then do the facial and so on

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: SpencerGNobleman]
    #9606068 - 01/14/09 03:27 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

You're the most idiotic noob I've seen today.

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: filthee]
    #9606077 - 01/14/09 03:30 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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why get her off by fucking the shit out of her?




I meant that in a bad way. Like just fuck her raw, without giving a shit about how she feels. You know what I'm talking about. Fuck the shit out of her in a way you know she won't like.

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606084 - 01/14/09 03:32 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha thats more like it

i thought you meant pleasure her :lol:

i gotcha now:grin:

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606093 - 01/14/09 03:34 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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why get her off by fucking the shit out of her?




I meant that in a bad way. Like just fuck her raw, without giving a shit about how she feels. You know what I'm talking about. Fuck the shit out of her in a way you know she won't like.




Good ole ultraviolent hate fuck, eh?


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Cowgold]
    #9606122 - 01/14/09 03:40 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Exactly, and you want to do this to her:

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606127 - 01/14/09 03:41 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Silly asians playing with their food again.  :nonono:

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9606431 - 01/14/09 06:45 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

This head-shaving stuff sounds like trouble.  Like how serial killers often torture animals as children.  If you follow through with this, you'll regret it, or worse, feel no remorse and move on to violence.

Forgive the girl, break up with her, learn to let people be themselves, be safe(love gloves are your friend), and let her keep her lies. Life is what falls somewhere in between what really happens and what you think and feel anyway.

Maybe she loves you and is just more promiscuous and dishonest than you like.  So she aint your type- you probably can't change that about her. She may make a good friend in the long run, though.

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Cowgold]
    #9606479 - 01/14/09 07:15 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Cowgold said:
You're the most idiotic noob I've seen today.




QFT.

I was thinking "Do I hear another frustrated lesbian talking out of her ass?". But what's really worse is that it's probably a guy, too. Some sad "women understander" that thinks they are always right, because he's been conditioned into believing that they are divine uberbeings. Some guys have no dignity, really.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606524 - 01/14/09 07:38 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

bang her mom


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: IR0NHYM0N]
    #9606534 - 01/14/09 07:42 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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IR0NHYM0N said:
bang her mom




:borat:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9606537 - 01/14/09 07:43 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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So to complement her shaving for her purpose of betrayal and dishonor, I am strongly considering shaving her head while she sleeps. 





Oh grow up.

You asked for this.  You knew she was a liar and a cheater and you let it slide.  You betrayed yourself by taking her back.  If you want to punish someone, punish yourself for being such a sucker.  You can't blame her if it's not the first time.

Save whatever dignity you have left by forgetting about your little revenge fantasy and take on the responsibility for looking out for yourself, or this will happen with the next girl too.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
    #9606547 - 01/14/09 07:46 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Tell her you just had a doctors appointment, and you have aids.. Then tell her you have to leave, cause your not sure about how your life is going anymore.  She will totally fucking freak for a while...


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: flip3084]
    #9606598 - 01/14/09 08:02 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Tell her you just had a doctors appointment, and you have aids.. Then tell her you have to leave, cause your not sure about how your life is going anymore.  She will totally fucking freak for a while...




:lol:

I know revenge is usually wrong, but in this situation I dont think I would be able to help myself.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #9606692 - 01/14/09 08:32 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Ahahaha, tell her you have aids, and that she most likely has it too.. hahaha she will probably be so pissed or something :rofl: also shave her head, hell, try and shave off an eyebrow, but leave one, so that it looks really really unnatural :naughty: like that but with just one.. would look weird right

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: feifen]
    #9606709 - 01/14/09 08:36 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

but tell her you shaved her head because she gave you hiv.. so it is believable. Be angry with her. That shouldn't be to hard given the situation. But don't ruin it by letting her know that you know she is a whoring slut.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: flip3084]
    #9606729 - 01/14/09 08:42 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

but please remember to get at least one eyebrow. She can buy a wig after shaving her head completely, but she can't buy an eyebrow wig.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9606735 - 01/14/09 08:43 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I say shave her head and then fuck her in the ass and donkey punch her right when you cum.  Then throw her ass out of your house naked and throw the clothes in her face while she's standing out there.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: citricacidx]
    #9606742 - 01/14/09 08:45 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

rally up her family, bury her down to her waist, and throw heavy stones at her until death.

Thats how the bible/sharia law says to do it!

no seriously, getting revenge will just make you look petty. Cool off a bit then cut that 'ho loose.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Green_T]
    #9606785 - 01/14/09 08:58 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck her in the ass and donkey punch her at least, then dump her.


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