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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
    #9607485 - 01/14/09 01:48 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

You dry smash her shit box, and then have a glass of wine where you slip in some GHB, or some xanax, something to make her pass the fuck out. Then you shave parts of her head, take pics, and post em. Leave a note w/ the link to the pictures, and tell her to GTFO...

remember...  :picdidnthappen:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9607493 - 01/14/09 01:49 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

The original idea is still the best.  It's simple, non-violent, and humiliating.  I mean she can always wear a wig if she has to...    Do eeeet.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
    #9607584 - 01/14/09 02:05 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

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NewbieShroomie said:
The original idea is still the best.  It's simple, non-violent, and humiliating.  I mean she can always wear a wig if she has to...    Do eeeet.




with pics tho.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Platinum]
    #9612344 - 01/15/09 02:38 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Alright, thanks guys, I got it figured out.  First I'm gonna give her crabs, then slip her a roofie to get the shit box dry smashing going on after which I'll shoot in her hair, then I'll shave her head in multiple spots.  Once she wakes up I'll present her with the aids diagnosis, then hand her the wig I made from my own long hair that I shaved off to remind me what a self-disrespecting fool I was for letting the relationship continue after the first betrayal.  You guys are the best!

Actually I'm not really gonna shave her head.  That would be petty and would probably lead to vandalism of some of my property.  Plus, I don't hate her, I know she's just dysfunctional and I'm too nice of a guy to shave a chick like her's head.  I think she would seriously lose it.  I told her to come over tomorrow.  Then I'll give her her stuff and break off the relationship after telling her why this must be so.  Maybe I'm an idiot but I'd like to still be on friendly terms after an indefinite period of not interacting with her.  She is my neighbor after all and in our relationship we have been very good friends with much more to the relationship than just sex.  We probably should have just been friends since we live directly across from each other but we had chemistry so whatcha gonna do? 

Thanks to all the folks who gave their input, especialy chaps like Whiskey and matt who gave me a good roast!  We're all fools after all, and I don't mean a cold dessert of pureed fruit mixed with whipped cream or custard (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fool).


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9612384 - 01/15/09 02:51 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

lameeeeeeeeee


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9612488 - 01/15/09 03:21 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I applaud you sir, I'm so sick of the bull shit. I've dealt with these bitches who bitch and whine about their parents and do nothing to better themselves. They know the problem is there and refuse to fucking help it at all. Then they supposedly get a free pass to fuck around on you. Yeah I've been there. Fuck it man, what I'd done (and have done) is just have a party, get her DRUNK fuck her in the ass and when you bust a nut in her throw her clothes out the window and kick her out in front of every one there....


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
    #9612506 - 01/15/09 03:27 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Shave.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Rewrite]
    #9612507 - 01/15/09 03:28 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I still don't know why you are with her. The first time is bullshit, but I can forgive someone once. On the other hand, when there is a clear pattern of dishonesty, and the fact that she obviously does not respect you at all, I would dump her ass and giver her a shiner.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9612555 - 01/15/09 03:48 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Thats the best thing you can do man, just walk away

good luck and don't put up with chicks cheating on you in the future


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