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Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor
    #9604723 - 01/14/09 12:43 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Last night I found out by overhearing a phone conversation involving my girl who lives across the way and her sister that she had hooked up and had "bad" sex with her ex-boyfriend.  I already knew she had gone to visit him.  I discovered that when she texted me yesterday morning while I was at work saying she was sorry she missed my call the night before, she had to go on a pharmacy run.  I replied "At 9:45 pm?".  She replied immediately admitting she had lied and had gone to see her friend.  A guy friend. Who was visiting from out of town, but she promised she hadn't broken her "promise" to me.  She also called me immediately afterward but I couldn't answer.

I called her on my lunch break and she told me her story about how he called her short notice and invited her to come hang out at his hotel since he was in town for the weekend campaigning for Obama.  They drank coffee and saki, played risk and chess and watched movies or rather a show on HBO, a few too many details, right?  She swore she knew how bad it looks but she promises she didn't have sex with him, she slept on his luxury couch, I'm the man for her, we have the love connection, she wants to live with me and have two cats together and not to worry. 

About a month ago she slept with another guy and admitted it to me after a night of interrogation.  She initially said the hickey on her neck had come from an encounter with her lesbian friend but I didn't buy that and eventually found out she had sex with some dude she supposedly encountered at a bus stop and coerced her into coming over to his place just to hang out and eat pizza which supposedly turned into her being made to have unenjoyed sex with him.  Probable bullshit , I do realize.  My girl was sexually abused by her dad along with her sister so I know she has issues so I forgave her for that last one.  She was oh so apologetic and remorseful and swore she would not betray me again. 

Since we've been together I've been nothing but there for her in every way, faithful and giving and loving.  She has been great too and despite some real phsychological issues I see she has, she has been a sweetheart and a joy to have in my life. And over the last two weeks, I've manily been comforting and consoling her since her sick cat recently ran away.

But as I'm walking over to her place last night to talk this latest debacle over I catch the aformentioned conversation and the only thing she sounded concerned about to her sister was whether this other jackass would ever call her again since the sex was bad and she apparently didn't come across as too confident to him.

So I've got an idea in my head I can't seem to shake.  The thing that pissed me off the most when considering her latest cheat was that the day before she went off to meet him she shaved her entire body smoother than it's been in months.  She claims she only knew her ex was coming to town out of the blue but I don't buy it because of the shaving thing and the fact that she tried to effectively block out the rest of the night on Sunday and Monday as well.  So to complement her shaving for her purpose of betrayal and dishonor, I am strongly considering shaving her head while she sleeps.  Not all of it, just a good part in the front so she'll have to shave it all off to match.  Then whenever she looks in the mirror for the next year she'll be reminded why she looks that way, that it was her scandalous deceit that inspired it, and maybe it will help her learn not to be such a selfish person.


So what do you think, should I give her a Peter Gabriel?



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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604741 - 01/14/09 12:47 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Shave it in multiple spots.  Then proceed to urinate on her face.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604742 - 01/14/09 12:48 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Do it.  That bitch deserves it.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604743 - 01/14/09 12:48 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

yes, but also never see her again.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604751 - 01/14/09 12:49 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

as long as youre not cultivating, fuck yeah.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604753 - 01/14/09 12:49 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Yeah, don't go sucking back up to her.  She has no excuse, especially with all of that premeditation about her cheating she did.  I've been there before, and I wish I hadn't just sucked it up and walked away.  You just don't do something like that to me.  :crankey:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604754 - 01/14/09 12:49 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

uhh, you should have ditched her slut ass a while ago.

dont stoke the fire, put it out.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka] * 1
    #9604765 - 01/14/09 12:51 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Do it while drysmashing her shitbox.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604784 - 01/14/09 12:53 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

fucking walk away immediately. don't even waste time fucking with her back.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka] * 1
    #9604798 - 01/14/09 12:55 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

She deserves it, but I wouldn't do it.  If we all got what we deserved, we would change our minds of that philosophy in practice.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: hazey]
    #9604800 - 01/14/09 12:55 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Nothing I hate more than liars/hypocrites.

Fuck the shaving.

Cut off communication.

Twice a cheater, always a cheater.

Unless you're attracted to manipulative filth. Words are their weapons. Been there, done that. 

Never understood why honor isen't a desirable trait anymore...


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605277 - 01/14/09 02:17 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Viveka said:
she had sex with some dude she supposedly encountered at a bus stop and coerced her into coming over to his place just to hang out and eat pizza which supposedly turned into her being made to have unenjoyed sex with him.





What, did she film an episode of Big Sausage Pizza?

I was so happy to see the conclusion of the OP. I was hoping it wasn't going to be a "should I take her back" or "why does this keep happening to me." But instead we get a great resolution to the problem.

For reals, I would totally shave that shit off. Don't forget the eyebrows for that extra "mommy mommy, what's wrong with that girl" kind of look from children everywhere.

And of course... pics.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: citricacidx]
    #9605305 - 01/14/09 02:23 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

shave and please, PLEASE don't forget pictures.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605312 - 01/14/09 02:24 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Nah man don't do anything to provoke a response. Just rid yourself of her and all the fucked up baggage that goes with her. I know it will be hard, but ultimately you have nothing to lose if you're rational about your actions :shrug:.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Cepheus]
    #9605336 - 01/14/09 02:28 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Man just walk away with your dignity, there is no reason to sink as low as her, just say fuck you and leave thats all you gotta do


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605342 - 01/14/09 02:30 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Nah fuck all this 'take your ball and go home' shit, give that bitch a scarlet haircut.  :devil:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Cepheus]
    #9605362 - 01/14/09 02:35 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Nah man don't do anything to provoke a response. Just rid yourself of her and all the fucked up baggage that goes with her. I know it will be hard, but ultimately you have nothing to lose if you're rational about your actions :shrug:.




Exactly what I was going to say. Just leave her, tell her why, and let her know you never want to see her slutty face again.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605393 - 01/14/09 02:39 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

She does all of that and gets away with a simple goodbye?  Fuck that, she doesn't seem to care about him judging from her actions.  She probably already has another dick lined up.  She needs to understand that her actions are NOT okay.  Don't do it to provoke a response, do it to show her that cheating on you is NOT COOL.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
    #9605424 - 01/14/09 02:44 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Shave her head imo. Don't ever fuck that chick again man, you will gets the herpis.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605456 - 01/14/09 02:51 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Carve your name into her forehead with a sharp knife...

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer] * 1
    #9605468 - 01/14/09 02:52 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Or pepper spray her tampons.  :evil:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605493 - 01/14/09 02:59 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I am a girl and I think it's a brilliant idea. She deserves it.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie] * 1
    #9605558 - 01/14/09 03:17 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Or pepper spray her tampons.  :evil:




:lol:
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605600 - 01/14/09 03:28 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)



i've seen a lot of good responses.

whether you decide to shave her head or not, however, you do need to walk away.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
    #9605602 - 01/14/09 03:29 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

pow right in the kisser


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: IR0NHYM0N]
    #9605611 - 01/14/09 03:32 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

No seriously after hearing how some woman put a gasoline soaked rag in her cheating guy friend,s gas tank hole and lit a burning trail of it up to the truck so that it exploded I have wanted to try it for realz, boss....

But don't video tape it!!! So incriminating.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: chobumms]
    #9605630 - 01/14/09 03:35 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Pics or gtfo...


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #9605634 - 01/14/09 03:36 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Pics or gtfo...




Tits or it didn't happen!


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
    #9605642 - 01/14/09 03:37 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

:werd:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
    #9605655 - 01/14/09 03:41 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Quote:

Phish_Dude said:
Pics or gtfo...




Tits or it didn't happen!




Yea, sexy time...

But really we need a pic. We won't flame!!!


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: chobumms]
    #9605662 - 01/14/09 03:44 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

sorry to hear about that man.  as long as you're not being violent hurting her or destroying property i think anything you have to do is fair play.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605668 - 01/14/09 03:46 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I'd cheat on you too.  She's probably using you as some loser for cheap rent.  Bet she makes fun of your cock and how quick you get off to her girl friends too.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: MyRedrum]
    #9605685 - 01/14/09 03:49 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Quote:

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Or pepper spray her tampons.  :evil:




:lol:
...or itching powder.




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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: hazey]
    #9605712 - 01/14/09 03:56 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

It would dry up wayyy to early.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
    #9605755 - 01/14/09 04:04 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

yeah i just like the thought of a stupid slut getting a tampon glued to her for revenge.. makes me smile :grin:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
    #9605759 - 01/14/09 04:05 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Yeah, I'd apply itching powder in applicator and seal them up all nice as to not make it obvious.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: chobumms]
    #9605813 - 01/14/09 04:23 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

well?
shave the cunts head?
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: DeathCompany]
    #9606003 - 01/14/09 05:09 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

get some liquid tanner and write slut on the back of her neck every night.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
    #9606042 - 01/14/09 05:21 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

You are pathetic and lying to yourself.  You are not loving and giving, you are a caveman who thinks he owns another human being because he met some superficial societal landmarks that mostly exist to deny women sexual agency and keep us repressed and unhappy.  Your emotions are those of a monkey who feels cheated out of a banana he thinks he's earned, not those of someone who understands what love is.

Good for her for cheating on a possessive caveman.  You are in no position to teach anyone about selfishness.  Listen to yourself.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Captain Caveman]
    #9606046 - 01/14/09 05:22 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Here's what you do: fuck her one last time. Just fuck the absolute shit out of her. Then, cum all over her face, tell her you don't love her anymore, she's a slut. Take your bags and leave right then and there (or if she lives in your place, already have most of her shit packed). That's real revenge.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606067 - 01/14/09 05:27 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

why get her off by fucking the shit out of her?

do half pumps till you frustrate the crap out of her then do the facial and so on


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: SpencerGNobleman]
    #9606068 - 01/14/09 05:27 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

You're the most idiotic noob I've seen today.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: filthee]
    #9606077 - 01/14/09 05:30 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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why get her off by fucking the shit out of her?




I meant that in a bad way. Like just fuck her raw, without giving a shit about how she feels. You know what I'm talking about. Fuck the shit out of her in a way you know she won't like.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606084 - 01/14/09 05:32 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

hahaha thats more like it

i thought you meant pleasure her :lol:

i gotcha now:grin:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606093 - 01/14/09 05:34 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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why get her off by fucking the shit out of her?




I meant that in a bad way. Like just fuck her raw, without giving a shit about how she feels. You know what I'm talking about. Fuck the shit out of her in a way you know she won't like.




Good ole ultraviolent hate fuck, eh?



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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Cowgold]
    #9606122 - 01/14/09 05:40 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Exactly, and you want to do this to her:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606127 - 01/14/09 05:41 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Silly asians playing with their food again.  :nonono:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9606431 - 01/14/09 08:45 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

This head-shaving stuff sounds like trouble.  Like how serial killers often torture animals as children.  If you follow through with this, you'll regret it, or worse, feel no remorse and move on to violence.

Forgive the girl, break up with her, learn to let people be themselves, be safe(love gloves are your friend), and let her keep her lies. Life is what falls somewhere in between what really happens and what you think and feel anyway.

Maybe she loves you and is just more promiscuous and dishonest than you like.  So she aint your type- you probably can't change that about her. She may make a good friend in the long run, though.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Cowgold]
    #9606479 - 01/14/09 09:15 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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You're the most idiotic noob I've seen today.




QFT.

I was thinking "Do I hear another frustrated lesbian talking out of her ass?". But what's really worse is that it's probably a guy, too. Some sad "women understander" that thinks they are always right, because he's been conditioned into believing that they are divine uberbeings. Some guys have no dignity, really.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606524 - 01/14/09 09:38 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

bang her mom


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: IR0NHYM0N]
    #9606534 - 01/14/09 09:42 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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bang her mom




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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9606537 - 01/14/09 09:43 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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So to complement her shaving for her purpose of betrayal and dishonor, I am strongly considering shaving her head while she sleeps. 





Oh grow up.

You asked for this.  You knew she was a liar and a cheater and you let it slide.  You betrayed yourself by taking her back.  If you want to punish someone, punish yourself for being such a sucker.  You can't blame her if it's not the first time.

Save whatever dignity you have left by forgetting about your little revenge fantasy and take on the responsibility for looking out for yourself, or this will happen with the next girl too.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
    #9606547 - 01/14/09 09:46 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Tell her you just had a doctors appointment, and you have aids.. Then tell her you have to leave, cause your not sure about how your life is going anymore.  She will totally fucking freak for a while...


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: flip3084]
    #9606598 - 01/14/09 10:02 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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Tell her you just had a doctors appointment, and you have aids.. Then tell her you have to leave, cause your not sure about how your life is going anymore.  She will totally fucking freak for a while...




:lol:

I know revenge is usually wrong, but in this situation I dont think I would be able to help myself.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #9606692 - 01/14/09 10:32 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Ahahaha, tell her you have aids, and that she most likely has it too.. hahaha she will probably be so pissed or something :rofl: also shave her head, hell, try and shave off an eyebrow, but leave one, so that it looks really really unnatural :naughty: like that but with just one.. would look weird right


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: feifen]
    #9606709 - 01/14/09 10:36 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

but tell her you shaved her head because she gave you hiv.. so it is believable. Be angry with her. That shouldn't be to hard given the situation. But don't ruin it by letting her know that you know she is a whoring slut.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: flip3084]
    #9606729 - 01/14/09 10:42 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

but please remember to get at least one eyebrow. She can buy a wig after shaving her head completely, but she can't buy an eyebrow wig.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9606735 - 01/14/09 10:43 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

I say shave her head and then fuck her in the ass and donkey punch her right when you cum.  Then throw her ass out of your house naked and throw the clothes in her face while she's standing out there.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: citricacidx]
    #9606742 - 01/14/09 10:45 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

rally up her family, bury her down to her waist, and throw heavy stones at her until death.

Thats how the bible/sharia law says to do it!

no seriously, getting revenge will just make you look petty. Cool off a bit then cut that 'ho loose.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Green_T]
    #9606785 - 01/14/09 10:58 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Fuck her in the ass and donkey punch her at least, then dump her.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Green_T]
    #9606792 - 01/14/09 11:00 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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rally up her family, bury her down to her waist, and throw heavy stones at her until death.

Thats how the bible/sharia law says to do it!

no seriously, getting revenge will just make you look petty. Cool off a bit then cut that 'ho loose.




My friend this is the 21st century and supposedly North America.....we use old cell phone models now instead of stones :grin::thumbup:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: chobumms]
    #9606801 - 01/14/09 11:02 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Best you can do is drop that person completely from your life. If they dishonored you then they do not deserve ONE SECOND of your time. Life is precious, don't waste it on the rocks that don't shimmer.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9606822 - 01/14/09 11:07 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

How about take some naked photos of her and post them to the Shroomery to embarrass her on the web?  :evil:

Oh and you need to dump this chick hardcore and not take her back.  She is a slutting ho.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Amber_Glow]
    #9606829 - 01/14/09 11:09 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Take naked pictures, Donkey punch her, and shave her head


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: iamconfused]
    #9606960 - 01/14/09 11:43 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9606965 - 01/14/09 11:43 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

If this had been the first time I'd agree that shaving her head while she sleeps would be a great idea. You have nobody to blame but yourself for taking her back after she cheated once. You should ditch her immediately and shave your own head. The whenever you look into the mirror for the next year you'll be reminded that you were an incredible retard for ever trusting the bitch after what she did. Maybe you won't make that mistake again.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #9607009 - 01/14/09 11:58 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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If this had been the first time I'd agree that shaving her head while she sleeps would be a great idea. You have nobody to blame but yourself for taking her back after she cheated once. You should ditch her immediately and shave your own head. The whenever you look into the mirror for the next year you'll be reminded that you were an incredible retard for ever trusting the bitch after what she did. Maybe you won't make that mistake again.



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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #9607125 - 01/14/09 12:27 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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matt said:
If this had been the first time I'd agree that shaving her head while she sleeps would be a great idea. You have nobody to blame but yourself for taking her back after she cheated once. You should ditch her immediately and shave your own head. The whenever you look into the mirror for the next year you'll be reminded that you were an incredible retard for ever trusting the bitch after what she did. Maybe you won't make that mistake again.




Shave his and her head perhaps?


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Legend9123]
    #9607152 - 01/14/09 12:35 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Give her crabs:

www.revengecrabs.com

Completely legit, and legal


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: magikgrl]
    #9607171 - 01/14/09 12:40 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

That site is awesome..


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: magikgrl]
    #9607175 - 01/14/09 12:40 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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Give her crabs:

www.revengecrabs.com

Completely legit, and legal




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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: magikgrl]
    #9607205 - 01/14/09 12:46 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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Give her crabs:

www.revengecrabs.com

Completely legit, and legal




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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #9607250 - 01/14/09 12:57 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Thanks for the website.
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: magikgrl]
    #9607275 - 01/14/09 01:01 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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Give her crabs:

www.revengecrabs.com

Completely legit, and legal





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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Kukaracha]
    #9607283 - 01/14/09 01:03 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

I think we have a winner! Crabs it is!


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Green_T]
    #9607297 - 01/14/09 01:05 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

All these ideas are wonderful in some degrees I wish you have mercy for the bitch, but I know how some of these guys around here feel ...

My personal suggestion is if you are to fuck her, USE A CONDOM but just to get back at her, and make this AIDS story more plausible(genius stuff guys) you should get some AIDS blood from someone if you could and rub it on the condom ....




To go the route of not so sinister ...I suggest Captain Cavemans suggestion of the tanning lotion on the back of the neck ....  but make sure to rub in teh aids blood on her too


In all of this you could actually taint your own blood sample at the clinic with your AIDS friends' blood .... that way between your documents and her AIDS on the condom trick, and her positive AIDS infection well i think this story could end






In all seriousness, sounds like she don't deserve all much else then a dick slap..... move on, she sounds like a "nice" girl but they all are, thats the good thing ...be friends with her, none of us no your relationship, but from your own plans, it sounds like your respect was not much there to begin with.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Stonewall]
    #9607298 - 01/14/09 01:06 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

:laugh:

It's a great way to get revenge.


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    #9607329 - 01/14/09 01:14 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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it sounds like your respect was not much there to begin with.




It sounds like he blindly gave her too much respect. His respect for himself wasn't much there to begin with.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
    #9607358 - 01/14/09 01:22 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

I was glad to see towards the end of your post that you want her to pay.
I say shave her head while she sleeps.
She deserves it.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9607374 - 01/14/09 01:26 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

I'd just dump her. :shrug:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
    #9607485 - 01/14/09 01:48 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

You dry smash her shit box, and then have a glass of wine where you slip in some GHB, or some xanax, something to make her pass the fuck out. Then you shave parts of her head, take pics, and post em. Leave a note w/ the link to the pictures, and tell her to GTFO...

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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9607493 - 01/14/09 01:49 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

The original idea is still the best.  It's simple, non-violent, and humiliating.  I mean she can always wear a wig if she has to...    Do eeeet.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
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The original idea is still the best.  It's simple, non-violent, and humiliating.  I mean she can always wear a wig if she has to...    Do eeeet.




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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Platinum]
    #9612344 - 01/15/09 02:38 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Alright, thanks guys, I got it figured out.  First I'm gonna give her crabs, then slip her a roofie to get the shit box dry smashing going on after which I'll shoot in her hair, then I'll shave her head in multiple spots.  Once she wakes up I'll present her with the aids diagnosis, then hand her the wig I made from my own long hair that I shaved off to remind me what a self-disrespecting fool I was for letting the relationship continue after the first betrayal.  You guys are the best!

Actually I'm not really gonna shave her head.  That would be petty and would probably lead to vandalism of some of my property.  Plus, I don't hate her, I know she's just dysfunctional and I'm too nice of a guy to shave a chick like her's head.  I think she would seriously lose it.  I told her to come over tomorrow.  Then I'll give her her stuff and break off the relationship after telling her why this must be so.  Maybe I'm an idiot but I'd like to still be on friendly terms after an indefinite period of not interacting with her.  She is my neighbor after all and in our relationship we have been very good friends with much more to the relationship than just sex.  We probably should have just been friends since we live directly across from each other but we had chemistry so whatcha gonna do? 

Thanks to all the folks who gave their input, especialy chaps like Whiskey and matt who gave me a good roast!  We're all fools after all, and I don't mean a cold dessert of pureed fruit mixed with whipped cream or custard (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fool).


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9612384 - 01/15/09 02:51 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

lameeeeeeeeee


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9612488 - 01/15/09 03:21 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

I applaud you sir, I'm so sick of the bull shit. I've dealt with these bitches who bitch and whine about their parents and do nothing to better themselves. They know the problem is there and refuse to fucking help it at all. Then they supposedly get a free pass to fuck around on you. Yeah I've been there. Fuck it man, what I'd done (and have done) is just have a party, get her DRUNK fuck her in the ass and when you bust a nut in her throw her clothes out the window and kick her out in front of every one there....


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
    #9612506 - 01/15/09 03:27 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Shave.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Rewrite]
    #9612507 - 01/15/09 03:28 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

I still don't know why you are with her. The first time is bullshit, but I can forgive someone once. On the other hand, when there is a clear pattern of dishonesty, and the fact that she obviously does not respect you at all, I would dump her ass and giver her a shiner.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9612555 - 01/15/09 03:48 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Thats the best thing you can do man, just walk away

good luck and don't put up with chicks cheating on you in the future


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