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Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor
    #9604723 - 01/14/09 12:43 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Last night I found out by overhearing a phone conversation involving my girl who lives across the way and her sister that she had hooked up and had "bad" sex with her ex-boyfriend.  I already knew she had gone to visit him.  I discovered that when she texted me yesterday morning while I was at work saying she was sorry she missed my call the night before, she had to go on a pharmacy run.  I replied "At 9:45 pm?".  She replied immediately admitting she had lied and had gone to see her friend.  A guy friend. Who was visiting from out of town, but she promised she hadn't broken her "promise" to me.  She also called me immediately afterward but I couldn't answer.

I called her on my lunch break and she told me her story about how he called her short notice and invited her to come hang out at his hotel since he was in town for the weekend campaigning for Obama.  They drank coffee and saki, played risk and chess and watched movies or rather a show on HBO, a few too many details, right?  She swore she knew how bad it looks but she promises she didn't have sex with him, she slept on his luxury couch, I'm the man for her, we have the love connection, she wants to live with me and have two cats together and not to worry. 

About a month ago she slept with another guy and admitted it to me after a night of interrogation.  She initially said the hickey on her neck had come from an encounter with her lesbian friend but I didn't buy that and eventually found out she had sex with some dude she supposedly encountered at a bus stop and coerced her into coming over to his place just to hang out and eat pizza which supposedly turned into her being made to have unenjoyed sex with him.  Probable bullshit , I do realize.  My girl was sexually abused by her dad along with her sister so I know she has issues so I forgave her for that last one.  She was oh so apologetic and remorseful and swore she would not betray me again. 

Since we've been together I've been nothing but there for her in every way, faithful and giving and loving.  She has been great too and despite some real phsychological issues I see she has, she has been a sweetheart and a joy to have in my life. And over the last two weeks, I've manily been comforting and consoling her since her sick cat recently ran away.

But as I'm walking over to her place last night to talk this latest debacle over I catch the aformentioned conversation and the only thing she sounded concerned about to her sister was whether this other jackass would ever call her again since the sex was bad and she apparently didn't come across as too confident to him.

So I've got an idea in my head I can't seem to shake.  The thing that pissed me off the most when considering her latest cheat was that the day before she went off to meet him she shaved her entire body smoother than it's been in months.  She claims she only knew her ex was coming to town out of the blue but I don't buy it because of the shaving thing and the fact that she tried to effectively block out the rest of the night on Sunday and Monday as well.  So to complement her shaving for her purpose of betrayal and dishonor, I am strongly considering shaving her head while she sleeps.  Not all of it, just a good part in the front so she'll have to shave it all off to match.  Then whenever she looks in the mirror for the next year she'll be reminded why she looks that way, that it was her scandalous deceit that inspired it, and maybe it will help her learn not to be such a selfish person.


So what do you think, should I give her a Peter Gabriel?



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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604741 - 01/14/09 12:47 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Shave it in multiple spots.  Then proceed to urinate on her face.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604742 - 01/14/09 12:48 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Do it.  That bitch deserves it.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604743 - 01/14/09 12:48 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

yes, but also never see her again.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604751 - 01/14/09 12:49 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

as long as youre not cultivating, fuck yeah.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604753 - 01/14/09 12:49 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Yeah, don't go sucking back up to her.  She has no excuse, especially with all of that premeditation about her cheating she did.  I've been there before, and I wish I hadn't just sucked it up and walked away.  You just don't do something like that to me.  :crankey:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604754 - 01/14/09 12:49 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

uhh, you should have ditched her slut ass a while ago.

dont stoke the fire, put it out.


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    #9604765 - 01/14/09 12:51 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Do it while drysmashing her shitbox.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9604784 - 01/14/09 12:53 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

fucking walk away immediately. don't even waste time fucking with her back.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka] * 1
    #9604798 - 01/14/09 12:55 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

She deserves it, but I wouldn't do it.  If we all got what we deserved, we would change our minds of that philosophy in practice.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: hazey]
    #9604800 - 01/14/09 12:55 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Nothing I hate more than liars/hypocrites.

Fuck the shaving.

Cut off communication.

Twice a cheater, always a cheater.

Unless you're attracted to manipulative filth. Words are their weapons. Been there, done that. 

Never understood why honor isen't a desirable trait anymore...


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605277 - 01/14/09 02:17 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Viveka said:
she had sex with some dude she supposedly encountered at a bus stop and coerced her into coming over to his place just to hang out and eat pizza which supposedly turned into her being made to have unenjoyed sex with him.





What, did she film an episode of Big Sausage Pizza?

I was so happy to see the conclusion of the OP. I was hoping it wasn't going to be a "should I take her back" or "why does this keep happening to me." But instead we get a great resolution to the problem.

For reals, I would totally shave that shit off. Don't forget the eyebrows for that extra "mommy mommy, what's wrong with that girl" kind of look from children everywhere.

And of course... pics.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: citricacidx]
    #9605305 - 01/14/09 02:23 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

shave and please, PLEASE don't forget pictures.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605312 - 01/14/09 02:24 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Nah man don't do anything to provoke a response. Just rid yourself of her and all the fucked up baggage that goes with her. I know it will be hard, but ultimately you have nothing to lose if you're rational about your actions :shrug:.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Cepheus]
    #9605336 - 01/14/09 02:28 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Man just walk away with your dignity, there is no reason to sink as low as her, just say fuck you and leave thats all you gotta do


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605342 - 01/14/09 02:30 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Nah fuck all this 'take your ball and go home' shit, give that bitch a scarlet haircut.  :devil:


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Cepheus]
    #9605362 - 01/14/09 02:35 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

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Nah man don't do anything to provoke a response. Just rid yourself of her and all the fucked up baggage that goes with her. I know it will be hard, but ultimately you have nothing to lose if you're rational about your actions :shrug:.




Exactly what I was going to say. Just leave her, tell her why, and let her know you never want to see her slutty face again.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605393 - 01/14/09 02:39 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

She does all of that and gets away with a simple goodbye?  Fuck that, she doesn't seem to care about him judging from her actions.  She probably already has another dick lined up.  She needs to understand that her actions are NOT okay.  Don't do it to provoke a response, do it to show her that cheating on you is NOT COOL.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
    #9605424 - 01/14/09 02:44 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Shave her head imo. Don't ever fuck that chick again man, you will gets the herpis.


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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
    #9605456 - 01/14/09 02:51 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Carve your name into her forehead with a sharp knife...

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