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Invisiblebf6
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CIGARETTES and TAMPONS
    #4298674 - 06/15/05 11:55 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)



A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused,

"Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, " You see, it's like this... yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's soooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."





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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: bf6]
    #4298681 - 06/15/05 11:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

rofl


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: bf6]
    #4298691 - 06/15/05 11:58 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

bf6 said:





'it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!'

:lol:


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: Krishna]
    #4298694 - 06/15/05 11:59 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Krishna said:
Quote:

bf6 said:





'it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!'

:lol:




:lol:  Remember the Stimutac episode?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: Krishna]
    #4298696 - 06/15/05 11:59 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

ZING!


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4298703 - 06/15/05 12:00 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Quote:

Krishna said:
Quote:

bf6 said:





'it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!'

:lol:




:lol:  Remember the Stimutac episode?



I'm guessing he does... seeing as how it's FROM that episode :smirk:


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: mantis]
    #4298705 - 06/15/05 12:01 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

D'oh!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4298822 - 06/15/05 12:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:smirk:


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: bf6]
    #4298823 - 06/15/05 12:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

lol :thumbup:

ZING!


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: barfightlard]
    #4299025 - 06/15/05 01:11 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Zing.. :grin:


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: Tadpole]
    #4299030 - 06/15/05 01:12 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: TYL3R]
    #4299037 - 06/15/05 01:14 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

OT: btw Tyler, nice sig, PF is awesome! :laugh:


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4299069 - 06/15/05 01:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:


Remember the Stimutac episode?





:yesnod:


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: Hooty]
    #4299075 - 06/15/05 01:28 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

nice one. :smile:


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Re: CIGARETTES and TAMPONS [Re: bf6]
    #4299083 - 06/15/05 01:30 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:rotfl: That's fucking hilarious.  :thumbup:


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