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InvisibleZippoZM
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one of us needs to pretend to be the second coming of christ
    #4096434 - 04/25/05 06:10 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

if only so that we can controll the religous zealots that are running congress into the ground


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: one of us needs to pretend to be the second coming of christ [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4096516 - 04/25/05 06:30 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

/raises right-hand (with a "mark" on it), and says;

"I'll play the anti-christ."

:lol: nice post.

As a result of the prophesized destruction of the religion, those that follow the Bible will kowtow to those that would act in such a manner befitting the description of the beast; as they are told, and they believe that it was destined to occur. Surprised nobody has done it yet.

You'd have to implement an even worse form of government for it to be applicable though; that is even more intolerant to religions then some intolerant religions are to beliefs/actions/behaviors.


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: one of us needs to pretend to be the second coming of christ [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4096540 - 04/25/05 06:36 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I am the third comming..
actually there was a second comming, but I forgot to lock my apartment so I had to go back to kindgom of heaven


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I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine

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Re: one of us needs to pretend to be the second coming of christ [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #4096596 - 04/25/05 06:51 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

/scratches head.

Stop! How often is Jesus allowed to come? :smirk:


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: one of us needs to pretend to be the second coming of christ [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #4096599 - 04/25/05 06:53 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Well, by the look of what happened last time, once


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I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine

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Re: one of us needs to pretend to be the second coming of christ [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #4096618 - 04/25/05 07:00 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I am the third comming..

That's very similar to what ex used to scream... :smirk:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: one of us needs to pretend to be the second coming of christ [Re: Diploid]
    #4096623 - 04/25/05 07:02 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

show off  :smirk:


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I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine

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Re: one of us needs to pretend to be the second coming of christ [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4100493 - 04/26/05 08:33 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

its in the works

"I'd like to get to work... but first I got to get my head straight..."
-some old reggae song

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