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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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what happens when you die???
    #4093476 - 04/25/05 12:31 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

anyone know?


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4093482 - 04/25/05 12:32 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, I do.


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4093488 - 04/25/05 12:33 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Me too!


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4093491 - 04/25/05 12:33 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

k what happens?


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4093496 - 04/25/05 12:34 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

according to timothy learoy you dream for like 3 seconds or so which fells like a life time until the eltrodes and what not in your brain stop firing... probably around the time you enter the great colective conciousness


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4093514 - 04/25/05 12:38 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Well first, all your soft tissue decomposes; then your widow celebrates after the reading of the will by drinking champagne and fucking your lawyer on the hood of your Jaguar...

I have covered this in-depth way too many times. The question itself, while semantically sound, does not make sense.


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Swami]
    #4093532 - 04/25/05 12:41 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
Well first, all your soft tissue decomposes; then your widow celebrates after the reading of the will by drinking champagne and fucking your lawyer on the hood of your Jaguar...

I have covered this in-depth way too many times. The question itself, while semantically sound, does not make sense.




ahh so u believe nothing happens


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4093549 - 04/25/05 12:43 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Bsacially, you stop posting and your mail gets returned.

Damn you! You have more posts than I do and now I will be forced to write even MORE meaningless drivel than usual.


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Swami]
    #4093554 - 04/25/05 12:45 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

"Well first, all your soft tissue decomposes; then your widow celebrates after the reading of the will by drinking champagne and fucking your lawyer on the hood of your Jaguar..."

Damn straight. That would be the life I want for my wife after I die. Don't want any sad faces at my funeral.


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4093561 - 04/25/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I had to promise not to tell anyone.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4093587 - 04/25/05 12:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Huehuecoyotl said:
I had to promise not to tell anyone.




Me too!


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4093613 - 04/25/05 12:57 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

when you die you get a choice of an escalator or a big poofy cloud to take you to heaven where the Jerry Garcia band is now playing...

Unless you're a republican. Republicans all goto hell via trapdoor to be punished by Terry Schavio and Johnny Cochran.


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Swami]
    #4093640 - 04/25/05 01:03 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: life just goes on like Swami said.


!!!! you mean theirs no reward for being "good", and their is no land of milk and honey, and people won't live forever, speak the same language, skip instead of walk, all use proper grammer, and be perfect in every way?

:shrug: Which seems more realistic? Apply the notion to a dead computer hardrive... where does the information go when it's kapput, and fucked up? Does it go someplace else... or does it stay on the same material it was made of? (you can gain info from it still, unlike humans)

Suppose that humans create artificial life eventually, and we store information, and behavioral patterns (in way of learning) in a similar manner... Will they also go to heaven as a result of their ability to perfectly emulate our behavior? (Providing it's assumed that they are capable of doing such)

That is unless.... we choose to connect their existing memories into a computer database and simulate idealism in terms of what we've provided in terms of autonomous though and said entities views of the heights of idealism.

Which further is inline with "The Matrix" type of belief of interconnected experience through a contrived simulation... Which would suggest that life is like the "Sims?" and everything is predetermined to a degree and we're all given insight as to what it is by virtue of being encapsulated into a mindfuck of a convincing environment which seems real... that is of course.... insane.  :wink:


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
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-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


Edited by Psychoactive1984 (04/25/05 01:19 AM)


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4093643 - 04/25/05 01:03 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Smallworlds said:
Unless you're a republican. Republicans all goto hell via trapdoor to be punished by Terry Schavio and Johnny Cochran.




hahaha LoL. That is fucking funny.


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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Icelander]
    #4093707 - 04/25/05 01:21 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

You get to sit there in a life review kicking yourself in the ass for all you wish you would've done differently and feel guilty about-hell. Then, you begin to realize all that you learned in the process of that review from the bigger picture and brighten-heaven.

Whatever virtual hell one may experience on the other side, it's self induced by the guilt we bring with us and it's temporary.

hell on earth= unforgiveness, guilt/blame self punishment/punishing-hate, anger, fear

heaven on earth= forgiveness, seeing the big picture, brightening-acceptance, joy, love.

Take care of it here and now and there's nothing to worry about. Life on planet earth is like the Broadway of the cosmos. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

:yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: or not.


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Ahuwale ka nane huna.


Edited by gettinjiggywithit (04/25/05 01:22 AM)


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #4093745 - 04/25/05 01:30 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

OK, I've made it here. Now how do I make it on mars? And why do I envision you in fishnet stockings, top hat, coat-tails and walking stick? (shades of Liza Minelli in her prime)

If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz

Have you seen the well-to-doUp and down Park AvenueOn that famous thoroughfareWith their noses in the airHigh hats, and arrow collarsWhite spats, and lots of dollarsSpending every dimeFor a wonderful time

If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz

(tap dance break)

Dressed up like a million-dollar trooperTryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz

Move...
Move...

Gotta dance
Gotta dance...

If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz...
Puttin' on the Ritz...
Puttin' on the Ritz...


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Swami]
    #4093755 - 04/25/05 01:33 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

aetheric cosmos I should of said. :wink:

Hey, that was a Halloween costume of mine for a night out clubbin when I was 21.


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Swami]
    #4093756 - 04/25/05 01:33 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4093757 - 04/25/05 01:33 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

hahaha thx, you should see the positions Johnny and Terry are getting into! "If it don't fit, lemme pull on your tit."  :tongue:


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Re: what happens when you die??? [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4093777 - 04/25/05 01:38 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

If you were buried into the ground most likely you will become soil and a part of the earth. Soon later to be eaten by tiny organisms. Then soon after that the organisms will evolve into some other creation.

The End.


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