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OfflineLightningfractal
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salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!!
    #3448144 - 12/05/04 01:10 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Here  come the Mormon missionarries, pedalling like mad.

Gonna tell me, 'bout the great times they had..

In a church so clean, with a diet so rad...

No drink, drug, or smoke, and no dirty joke..

I told them to please bend over, and lemme give 'em both a poke. :grin:


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3448166 - 12/05/04 01:19 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:lol: Awesome. I hate when those damn Jehova's Witnesses come to my door, all decked out in the usual business suit. Something about riding a mountain bike, wearing a backpack while dressed in a business suit makes me laugh to the verge of urination every time. I feel sorry for the poor schmucks, though. Everyone around my neighborhood seems to give them a rough time! :lol:

Two of them came to my house one weekend while we were busy doing chores cleaning the house. They offered to do our chores for us if we would in exchange sit down and listen to their sensless drivel. We just laughed and told them kindly to leave, and not to "let the door hit ya where the 'good lord' split ya!" Ha!


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: DNKYD]
    #3448176 - 12/05/04 01:21 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

they offered to do your chores?

let them do the chores and then tell them to leave.


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: DNKYD]
    #3448188 - 12/05/04 01:24 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Yeah, I actually lestened to them once because I was curious what they would say.. They started going on and on about how paradise is gonna be so wonderful because all the animals were gonna be chill with each other and us, and that we were all gonna run around like a little family with all sorts of furry little friends...

I busted up laughing and I told them that i wanted a paradise where everyone was fucking, and they got up and left. LOL


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3448258 - 12/05/04 01:37 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

You are on a roll tonight. My stomach muscles are going to be sore tomorrow from all of this laughing.


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3448293 - 12/05/04 01:45 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:cool: haha i haven't been on here in a while. This place cracks me up. S&P especially. It's always so serious..


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3448300 - 12/05/04 01:47 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

is it now??

well then..woud you like to hear a joke?  :grin:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: kaiowas]
    #3448308 - 12/05/04 01:49 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Sure...


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3448312 - 12/05/04 01:49 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

knock knock


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: kaiowas]
    #3448316 - 12/05/04 01:50 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Who's there? :cuss:


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3448319 - 12/05/04 01:51 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

go fuck yourself.    :grin:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: kaiowas]
    #3448328 - 12/05/04 01:52 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

go fuck yourself who?


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: kaiowas]
    #3448347 - 12/05/04 01:55 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:handth:


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Re: salvation is coming nigh on Schwinns oh ye faithful!! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3448366 - 12/05/04 01:58 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:sun:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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