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Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone
    #3334893 - 11/08/04 11:32 PM (12 years, 26 days ago)

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Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone

Chuck Baldwin | November 5 2004

On November 2, millions of evangelical Christians and social conservatives awakened from their traditional four year hibernation just in time to reelect President George W. Bush. What horrid event awakened them? It was the presence of a big, bad Boogey Man named John Kerry.

Boogey Man Kerry was a dreadful monster. He drank blood. He bit the heads off birds. He mutilated animals. He huffed and puffed and blew down houses. He pushed little old ladies down staircases. He played polo with human skulls. As a child, his favorite game was Kick The Cat. He was a heinous creature. However, Christians and conservatives can now go back to sleep, because the dreaded Boogey Man is gone.

After all, snoozing is what Christians and conservatives do best. Their naps come in four year increments disturbed only every presidential election cycle by the pounding footsteps of the latest Democratic Boogey Man. And now that the Boogey Man is gone, they can all go back to beddy-bye.

In the event, however, that a few Christians or conservatives are still only putting on their pajamas and have not yet quite made it back to the sack, let me tell you what you missed the last four years while you were unconscious:

*Your Knight-In-Shining-Armor, G.W. Bush, superintended over the deaths of more than four million innocent, unborn babies and did nothing to stop the slaughter.

*Your "anointed" leader increased federal funding for abortions at home and abroad to record levels.

*Your "pro-family" president appointed numerous open homosexuals to high office within the federal government.

*Your "conservative" president increased federal spending more than any administration, Republican or Democrat, in modern memory.

*This "staunch defender of limited government" increased the size and scope of the federal government by pushing through Congress legislation creating federal police powers that can only be described as despotic and tyrannical.

*Your "hero of conservatism" increased funding for virtually every Great Society program ever invented. He increased funding for the Department of Education, the National Endowment for the Arts, the Legal Services Corporation, etc., etc.

*This wonderful president who desires to keep America "safe and secure" proposed granting amnesty to millions of illegal aliens, all of whom are criminals and many of whom are potential terrorists.

*Before you went to sleep four years ago, gasoline prices averaged less than $1.25 a gallon. When you recently got out of bed, did you happen to notice that due to Bush's energy policies, gas prices now exceed $2.00 a gallon?

I could tell you much more of what you missed while you were sleeping, but it only might cause you to stay awake, and we must not let that happen. So, have a good four year nap and know that the Boogey Man is gone. I'm sure you'll wake up in time to chase away the next Democratic Boogey Man in 2008.

Of course, we can't know how many more liberties we will lose and how many more unborn babies will be killed and how many more tax dollars our federal government will be spending by 2008. But that's one of the great advantages of being asleep, isn't it?

So, Good Night. See you in four years.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: ekomstop]
    #3336468 - 11/09/04 10:55 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Sleep tight


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: ekomstop]
    #3336494 - 11/09/04 11:01 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Christians are just plain fucking stupid. They believe in ghosts and lack the intelligence to think for themselves. I say we burn down the churches


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Oneforthemasses]
    #3336503 - 11/09/04 11:05 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Are you being sarcastic?


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: st0nedphucker]
    #3336506 - 11/09/04 11:06 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Why?


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Oneforthemasses]
    #3336514 - 11/09/04 11:08 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

One doesn't need to be a Christian to believe in ghosts - or to think like a robot

What I'm concerned about is the fact that so many Christians are blindly following Bush because they have somehow been convinced that he is also a practicing Christian that adhers to Christian values


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: usefulidiot]
    #3336519 - 11/09/04 11:10 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

I say burn em anyways, they obviously can't think for themselves.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Oneforthemasses]
    #3336523 - 11/09/04 11:11 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

The only thing religion is good for is a strong moral base. Even then you don't need religion. I wasn't brought up in a religious setting, yet I have developed my own set of morals.
These days religion is just here to answer those last few questions that science cannot yet answer: "Why are we here?" and "How did we get here?" Hopefully all the foolish people will soon open they eye of Reason, and leave their outdated, pointless belief systems behind.

I had no intention of offending any religious people with this post, it's just my opinion. :smile:


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Oneforthemasses]
    #3336536 - 11/09/04 11:13 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Just curios.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Oneforthemasses]
    #3336551 - 11/09/04 11:18 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

Oneforthemasses said:
I say burn em anyways, they obviously can't think for themselves.




Why stoop to their low and segregate people who don't happen to think like you do?

I think they (either consciously or unconsciously) will probably end up on our side on this one


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Oneforthemasses]
    #3336573 - 11/09/04 11:22 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

You reek of Zahid... though I could be wrong.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Gijith]
    #3336583 - 11/09/04 11:25 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

what's Zahid?


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Oneforthemasses]
    #3336586 - 11/09/04 11:26 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

A dear friend who's been scattered into a dozen puppets.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Oneforthemasses]
    #3336588 - 11/09/04 11:28 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

:lol:

BTW, the article is one of the poorest i've read.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Gijith]
    #3336592 - 11/09/04 11:29 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

no i'm not a puppet, just very anti religion.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Oneforthemasses]
    #3336598 - 11/09/04 11:31 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

hehe me thinks you are a banned user ...recently banned


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #3336620 - 11/09/04 11:37 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Come on, KOTT, make with an accusation.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #3336641 - 11/09/04 11:43 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Well I did sign up today.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: Gijith]
    #3336642 - 11/09/04 11:43 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

I remember someone having an avatar just like that, but it could just be a common avatar.


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Re: Christians And Conservatives Can Go Back To Sleep Now, Because The Boogey Man Is Gone [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #3336703 - 11/09/04 11:59 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Hmmm I wonder....

11/09/04 03:02 PM - Inny's last post
11/09/04 03:09 PM - pinky get's him banned
11/09/04 03:14 PM - Oneforthemasses registers

11/09/04 01:38 PM - Gazz last post
11/09/04 02:45 PM - pinky bans Gazz
11/09/04 03:14 PM - Oneforthemasses registers


This is like Cluedo but not quite as erotic...



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