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    #3139422 - 09/15/04 05:58 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:headbang: A list of medical terms:

Abductor pollicis brevis.. Brave policeman kidnapper
Adenoids.................. Space creatures that are keeping Elvis alive on Pluto
Aerobe.................... A garment worn around the house
Anally.................... Occuring yearly
Anasthesia................ A Russian princess you studied in school
Ankle..................... Opposite of aunty
Antacid................... Hallucigenic drugs used by little bugs
Anthrax................... Trail made by ants
Antibody.................. Your aunty is Elle McPhearson
Artery.................... Study of paintings
Asthma.................... What you do if dad says no
Atrophy................... Prize for winning
Autoblast................. A car horn
Autopsy................... The hood of a car
Bacteria.................. Back door to a cafeteria
Barium.................... What doctors do when treatment fails
Benign.................... What you are after you be eight
Bilateral................. Someone who speaks two languages
Bisexual.................. A person who pays for sex
Blood Count............... Dracula
Bowel..................... A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
Bronchitis................ Dinosaur from the Plastasine Age
Bruise.................... A six pack of beer
Buck Fever................ Incessant craving for dollar bills
Burger's Disease.......... From eating in too many fast food joints
Cardiac................... Someone crazy about old cars
Cardioplasty.............. Credit card
Carditis.................. Addicted to poker
Caesarean Section......... A district in Rome
Carpal.................... People who drive to work together
Catalyst.................. A guy who works on a ranch
Catarrh................... Stringed instrument
Cathode Ray............... The amount Ray billed Cathy
Cat Scan.................. Looking for kitty
Cauterize................. Made eye contact with her
Cavity.................... Drinks from the menu
Cilia..................... Their kids
Colic..................... A sheep dog
Colostomy................. Can't find Collin
Coma...................... A punctuation mark
Congenital................ Friendly
Conjunctivitis............ Prisoners littering their cells with trash
Cystine................... Chapel with a painted ceiling
Cystogram................. A telegram to your sister
D&C....................... Where Washington is
Delirium.................. A large room with meat hanging from the ceiling
Denial.................... Where Cleopatra swam
Dental.................... Condition of a car after a wreck
Diarrhea.................. Journal of daily events
Dilate.................... To live long
Dropsy.................... Inability to hold on to anything
Dyspareunie............... Don't worry
Electrode................. Amount due to the power company
Elixir.................... What a dog does to his master
Enema..................... Not a friend
Eustachian................ Where you catch the U train
Fester.................... Quicker
Fibula.................... Small lie
Flatulate................. Fix a tire
Flocculation.............. Admired by a group of birds
Fracture.................. Part of a whole
Gall Bladder.............. An anti-Roman vessel
Gangreen.................. Gang colors
Ganglia................... A bad part of LA
Gargles................... Quasimodo's friends
Gastric................... Something you can do with a bunsen burner
Genital................... Non-jewish
Genotype.................. Kind of girl Gino dates
G.I. Series............... Soldier ball game
Gloss..................... Very shiny
Grippe.................... Suit case
Hangnail.................. Coat hook
Hemophiliac............... Guy getting a feel
Hemorrhoid................ What you offer to a hitchiker
High Colonic.............. Jewish religious holiday
Homogenous................ A brilliant gay
Homosexual................ One who has sex at home
Hormone................... A prostitute's cry
Humerus................... Funny bone
Hymen..................... Opposite of high women
Hypodermic................ Big, fat zoo animal
Ileal conduit............. Leave for Con to do
Impotent.................. Distinguished; well known
Ingrown Hair.............. A rabbit raised indoors
Injection................. Opposite of rejection
Intense Pain.............. Torture in the teepee
Intern.................... One after another
Isodense.................. I ain't too smart
Kidney.................... The joint between a child's hip and ankle
Labor Pain................ Getting hurt at work
Liver..................... A person who lives on and on
Lumbar.................... Wooden planks
Lymphocytes............... Where people with sore legs can walk
Mammary................... Something you remember
Mandible.................. Cannibal food
Medical Staff............. Doctor's cane
Megahertz................. Hurts real bad!
Melancholia............... A breed of dog that eats cantaloupe
Minor Operation........... Coal digging
Miscarriage............... Losing your shopping cart
Morbid.................... Higher offer
Nitrate................... Cheaper than a day rate
Node...................... Was aware of
Oncology.................. About college
Oral...................... Mountain range in Russia
Organic................... Musical
Otomy..................... My car not yours
Outpatient................ Person who has fainted
Pap smear................. Fatherhood test
Paradox................... Two doctors
Pasteurize................ Too far to see
Patella................... To caress one's female companion
Pathology................. Study of roadmaps
Pedicure.................. Prescription for Fido
Peduncle.................. What baby did on uncle's lap
Pelvis.................... Cousin of Elvis
Penis..................... To pee in Venice
Pharmacy.................. Cultivating the ocean floor
Phlebitis................. Why dogs scratch
Platelet.................. A saucer
Postoperative............. Letter carrier
Prepuce................... Before it turned dark
Prolapse.................. Nascar race track
Prostate.................. Flat on your back
Protein................... Favoring young people
Rarefaction............... A number not commonly used in math
Recovery room............. Place to do upholstery
Rectum.................... Dang near killed him!
Relapse................... Second time around the track
Resonance imaging......... A DaVinci painting
Retractor................. Second hand John Deere
Rheumatic................. Amorous
Rhinoplasty............... Charge card for the zoo
Scapula................... Burger flipper
Sebum..................... A surfer
Secretion................. Hiding something
Senile.................... Viewing an Egyptian river
Serology.................. Study of English knighthood
Seizure................... Roman emperor
Shock..................... Ocean fish with sharp teeth
Sickle cell............... Farm equipment sale
Sphincter................. An Egyptian statue
Supraclavicular........... Interstate traffic pile-up
Suture.................... Someone who works for customs
Systole................... Your sister told on you
Tablet.................... A small table
Talus..................... Request an answer
Tension................... What the officer demands of his troops
Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport
Testicles................. Books of the Bible
Tibia..................... Country in North Africa
Tissue.................... God bless you!
Toe....................... To take away your car
Tolerance................. What you get after giving growth hormone to ants
Transexual................ Having sex while driving
Trapezius................. Circus high-wire act
Tubule.................... Two oxes
Tumor..................... More than one
Ulna...................... Name of a girl from Norway
Urinate................... What a nurse says to patient in room eight
Urine..................... Opposite of "You're Out"
Urogram................... Finally your son has a kid
Vagina.................... People who live in the state of Virginia
Varicose.................. Near by
Vein...................... Conceited
Vulva..................... Swedish automobile
Windpipe.................. Aboriginal musical instrument
Wound..................... Will not


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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