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OfflineInsaneMetalMan

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Is this funny?
    #5323163 - 02/21/06 07:48 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

A lot of times when I'm high, I think of things that would be really funny if they happened on a TV show or something like that. Like for instance, some of my buddies and I were going for a high ride on a snowy back road. Somebody saw a tree, and said "Where's the other half?". I then thought that it would be really funny if the other half of that tree just all of a sudden fell on the top of the vehicle right after saying that. Another time, somebody was looking for a lighter. I thought it would be funny if one of the girls there pulled a lighter out of her pussy. Is this stuff funny?...or am I just fucked up when I'm high?


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OfflineDfekt
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Re: Is this funny? [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5323170 - 02/21/06 07:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

This POST is funny  :grin:


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OfflineJacquesCousteau
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Re: Is this funny? [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5323187 - 02/21/06 08:05 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

InsaneMetalMan said:...or am I just fucked up when I'm high?




:grin: I'm not gonna say whether or not it's funny, but I wouldn't quit your day job...


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Is this funny? [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5323277 - 02/21/06 09:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Cool ideas. You should write them all down, and after a while go through them...you'll find some really good ideas and some bad ones. (Keep the good ones)


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Is this funny? [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5324246 - 02/21/06 02:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I think a lot of this is situational humor.  Based on the preceeding events, it may seem hilarious, but by itself, not so much. :shrug:


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Re: Is this funny? [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5324446 - 02/21/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

They'd make good scenes in sitcoms and that kinda stuff. I have those thoughts all the time, the situational humor shit. It's entertaining, especially if you share it with friends in the moment and you all get a good rise out of it.


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Re: Is this funny? [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5324535 - 02/21/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I have thoughts like that all the time. The most common one is when somebody is talking to me and I don't give a fuck what they're saying, and I just pull out a huge rubber mallet and bonk them on the head.


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: Is this funny? [Re: DNKYD]
    #5324548 - 02/21/06 03:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
They'd make good scenes in sitcoms and that kinda stuff. I have those thoughts all the time, the situational humor shit.




Yeah.

That one about the tree landing on the car is pretty damn funny.


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Re: Is this funny? [Re: TYL3R]
    #5325603 - 02/21/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

it would have been funny if the treee had actualy landed on the car, assuming no one was hurt


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Re: Is this funny? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5325639 - 02/21/06 07:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:what:


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