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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Rasmodius] * 3
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Woo-boy, ho-ho mofo Joe!!! Congrats dude!
:flyby:


Reading your intro now I want to dig out my charcoal :dancer:

Enjoy your well-deserved fame- and write down your login! :rotfl:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bluescreen] * 4
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way to go, Joe! :rockon:

congrats :prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Mackload] * 5
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Congratulations! The most deserving rapist on the shroomery. Hands down

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: strawboy] * 3
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Congratulations Joe, your presence here has been great and this is well deserved :hatsoff:

Have a tune :hehehe:



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Some fungi are only edible once.”
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Mackload] * 3
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Hey Joe, you've been a real chill presence and great to have around.  You seem to enjoy the learning process and that's half the fun. Welcome and congrats :mushroom2:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Dala] * 3
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Congrats Joe, welcome to the club of noobnerds, I mean shadowy outlaws, depending on whether you want to wear thick glasses or sunglasses today.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Dala] * 2
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Ah Joe.  Glad we got to this one. 

Its been cool seeing you pop up lately. I dig your whole getup. I've been curious about your avatar since I first saw it.  I'm always so pleased when a new face walks right into my threads and makes themselves a home.  I love that. Thank you for that. Clearly a kind person lives here. A helper, not a hurter. A leaver, not a taker. Love you dude, thank you for being with us.  We really hope you'll stay with us.


(ya i just whipped that one up for this special occasion)


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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Oh hell yeah, love seeing Joe out here putting in time and helping where he can. That's what is all about.  Congratulations Joe!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Mistakes] * 9
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Haaaay Joe, where you going with that agar in your hand?
I'm going down to teach my old lady, you know I caught her messing around with Uncle Bens... and that ain't too cool.
:goodwork:
Congrats and welcome Joe!


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It's so easy to laugh
it's so easy to hate
It takes guts to be
gentle and kind
-the smiths

Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
Even at the cost of your own sanity.
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: LadysKnight] * 1
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Fucking Ben.... I knew it. Congrats bro. Wear it with pride.
:chemicalsfuckup:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: DV8DUG] * 2
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LadysKnight said:
Haaaay Joe, where you going with that agar in your hand?
I'm going down to teach my old lady, you know I caught her messing around with Uncle Bens... and that ain't too cool.
:goodwork:
Congrats and welcome Joe!


Nice Hendrix ref, Hey Joe, you sold me jumping into Agar and exotics, we are the same in that aspect, get in the game and go for it.  Congrats, and all the best with your mushroom endeavors.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: MushLuvR77] * 1
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congratulations joe, you've earned this!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: fiddle_head] * 8
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All units be advised


Its notm time!

I just had to make some time for this guy today. We have a long list, but I can't stand the though of this one getting away from us. Lets get into it. 

I am pleased to announce the 71st winner of the NOOB OF THE MOMENT award:

Zef


Member # 642228 
Title Stranger 
Total Posts 102 
Average Posts Per Day 0.85 (we need more zef)
Registered On 05/02/26 01:25 AM 
Last Seen 08/26/26 08:25 PM
Current Mood *scheming*
Ignored By 0 member(s)

We found Zef in the welcome wagon.  First post was succinct, polite. to the point. Friendly. "cool" we thought. So we started watching Zef.
He kinda started his tenure here like most noobs, just politely looking for help. Love that! Then we see him start sharing some of his own findings and then about a month ago, he starts a little journal on his agar work and honestly? it looks fuckin great. He' cloning, and expanding, he's doing the thing, right? Thats what we love to see. Asks what he needed to and off he goes. He's going to be a grower to be sure.

But then..

My dude starts posting in confessional. Sharing little bits of his experiences. Tidbits of wisdom. Sharing parts of himself and his life. Just great conversation.  Likes cats.  (which is a huge +5 from me). Clearly, we've done it again, folks.  Somehow we've gathered yet another amazing human being into our dusty old clubhouse. How does this keep happening? This is what I live for and the reason I keep logging in every day.  The reason I deleted all other forms of social media because what we have here is sacred and we are all VERY fucking lucky to have Zef a part of what we have built.

Some folks come just get the info they need and they're gone forever after first harvest.  Can't say I blame anyone for that, but I do really appreciate you stickin around with us, Zef.  You're clearly cool as fuck and we'd love to get to know you better. Your music taste is all over the place, but I dig everything you've ever posted. Pretty much every time you post, its something worth reading and looking into.

So bud, please accept this honor. Thank you for everything and please stay with us...



Help ever, hurt never.

- 𓆣


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: BeefExtreme] * 4
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Congrats, Zef!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: BeefExtreme] * 4
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Zef dude, you've been roaming around just quietly killing it, rubbing against the corners of our halls, cats are like that, fucking amazing animal.



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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Kloakk] * 3
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Congratulations Zef!:smile::mushroom2: Thanks for hanging out with us and allowing us the opportunity to get to know you. It's been a pleasure having you around the shroomery:hug::mushroom2: hope you are having a great week, we are looking forward to watching you grow :mushdance:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Agar Wedge] * 2
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Zef, way to be :mushroom2:

You've got an observational mind and it's cool to see it play out in your posts.

Glad you're here :sunny:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: Dala] * 3
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Awesome, Zef rocks!!!

:rockthefuckout:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: bluescreen] * 3
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My hats off to Zef, man and noobe of the moament, solid addition :rockon: :hatsoff:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread [Re: fiddle_head] * 3
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Congrats zef!  Welcome to the club buddy.  We got your back from Here on out:yourock:


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